Beyonce Wants the Fraternal Order of Police to Stop Shooting

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I used to be a good cop until OCP got their hands on me. Now I’m just a programmed machine. Directive 4 keeps the bullets flying against black children Yonce. The water in Detroit is poisoned by Omnicorp. Bullets aren’t gonna save one life. Obama wants us to wear Purple uniforms so we will take a bullet like Christ would. I keep stalking my wife. She knows they’ve turned me into a cyborg. Her husband is gone. Doomed to serve the public trust for eternity. Say a prayer for Alex Murphy hero cop.

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