Joe’s Cracked Out Pipe Dream

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Joe's Pipe Dream

Joe’s neighborhood on the left. Joe is crazy to want something better. Some kind of junkie, crackhead.

Now a message to men’s rights acvitists and the Feminists who love them. Keep delivering that alaskan king crab to donald trump’s tower as you hump your sarah palin robot doll on the fishing boat men’s rights activists. nothing changes for this neighborhood or the great fishless world unless these women end gender war. do their gender reversal games at different jobs. you can win if you want to. What are you so afraid of? Do you think you could clean windows in a kilt for some gender war? that’s the gender reversal contest toronto demands. men in kilts bankrupt. now women in kilts is what i want to see. seeing bush as women clean skyscrapers would attract every man in the city. go dragon lady on dragons den. free the bush. make canada great again. dragon woman on dragon’s den thinks women will pay men in kilts to clean windows and hump horny housewives. canada’s capitalism is degrading. frack canadian telie vision.

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Cousin Kevin is Gonna Get Cut Soon

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Elisha Cuthbert Clockwork Orange

Elisha’s cousin Kevin the messiah complex man keeps stealing my roaches. Next time he comes to my chair I’m gonna cut him with my boxcutter on his right eye. Tell your mooch cousin to stay away from my neighborhood. Take his ass away from here before he gets hurt bad. I’ve lost all my patience with your mentally ill Japanese messiah cousin Kevin William James Cuthbert.

I’ve seen nothing messianic from your cousin. He can’t even make a joint appear without his nip swindling. Investing those hats in you was a waste of time. You’ve proven you are just a taker who will never give anything back. Same angels hat. Three names. But he needs them all. So frack yourself. Don’t come here unless you want to get cut or I call the cops. fracking piece of poop roach swindler. Why you testing me? You know I’m gonna cut you on my property and it will be self defence as you lay clutching your throat. All for a roach you didn’t own.

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How to Make a Secret of Fatima Shot

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Secret of Fatima

The role in Top Gun couldn’t of been made without Bozo. Let’s see what Bozo and his little GF are really after. That big Fatima secret they keep hiding. A genius like me, Brian Flanagan, can see in an instant that this is nothing other than a cocktail recipe. A nuclear cocktail.

Last Samurai Bamboo Stick

What you will need for this cocktail first is “The Last Samurai” wooden cocktail sword. As soon as u get that sword, light that courage giving fire water before inevitable shoot downs in da club like fiddy cent without that wad of cash. Fire attracts the cave woman instinct 2 your cave.

Sambuca Shot

You can use Sambuca like Adriano back in the days of the Big Bam Boo, but to attract a Portuguese Princess you need to use Portuguese fire water. Here is what Brian Flanagan recommends.

Medronho

The berry of the arbutus bush is a pretty thing to come across as you drive the backroads of the Algarve. Its bright red fruit looks a lot like strawberries hanging from a small tree. But do not be seduced by this pretty plant. The locals have learned to harvest the ripe fruit and use it to make Medronho (med-row-nyo), a clear alcoholic liquid that packs the wallop of a mule.

I’m a seasoned whiskey drinker so I quite enjoy the burn as a sip of medronho makes its way down my gullet, but many of my friends and clients have found that its bite is a challenge. So beware if you give it a try.

CONCLUSION

Lucifer Bar

So here is the recipe:

The third part of the secret revealed at the Cova da Iria-Fatima, on 13 July 1917.

I write in obedience to you, my God, who command me to do so through his Excellency the Bishop of Leiria and through your Most Holy Mother and mine.

After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand; flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendour that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Pence, Pence, Pence!’.

This drink would really work well in Anaheim near Lucifer on Fox’s TV show’s bar. Trump’s nuclear Minute man sword vs Putin’s satan 2 nuclear sword is in your hands at the bar my friends. May it give u the courage to approach and get rejected or find that unicorn. That special girl who appreciates the minuteman quickness in a public place as well as satan 2’s tantric ability learned from listening to Sting mp3s. This is something a boy named elliot never did. May Trump and Putin’s swords be forever entwined in the peace of our Irish Lady of Knock. Romance at the bar always makes my Irish eyes smile.

Some have seen Dr. Mengele bring a different kind of love with finite non eternal i love you i love you not programming. Torturing Bozo was always one of my past times. Maybe one day you will hear about the dangerous missions i put him on all in exchange for a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Cheers friends!
Cocktails and Dreams!

Yours Truly,
BF

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Britney Spears Make Me Illuminati Analysis

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Britney Spears Hat One Eye

Britney hides one eye as she checks out the hottest of the Infowarriors:

Britney Spears Mark Dice

First on her list is Mark Dice.

Britney Spears Paul Joseph Watson

This is how Paul Joseph Watson looks after a good dose of Tangy Tangerine and Supermale Vitality.

Britney Spears Alex Jones

The man with the glasses is Alex Jones himself.

Alex Jones Sunglasses

He’s protesting absolutely insane ketchup laws Heinz Kerry and Heinz Kissinger are trying to pass.

Britney Spears Orange Theory

CONCLUSION

Paul Joseph Watson’s tangy tangerine propur filtered neomasculinity along with a strong work ethic and healthy diet will lead to success in the infowar. I’ll never walk in Chris Cocker‘s shadow Britney. That’s something I’ll never do. Call me sentimental. No matter what they take from me. They’ll never take my dignity.

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Open Letter to Dr. Alexander Levin

Dr. Alexander Levin

Dr. Alexander Levin is an accomplished ICBC swindler. What will it take to stop his swindling lust? Another Shoah probably. He shutdown smallville production to make his sheckels. Tom was doubting your swindle levin after the fish were fried. Smelt my dad caught in 2002 when Smallville Superman came for a visit.

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Open Letter To Dr. Wahan Wanis

Wahan Wanis

What are you gonna tell me this time Wanis? Why did I get 30 days for mentioning the Protocols of Zion? Are you a Jew? I’m a Jew Wanis. I wish we did a better job on the Armenian holocaust. It’s too bad people like you and Kim Kardashian are still alive. The protocols are free to read online. I suggest you look them over because you don’t believe there is a conspiracy. I think you are psychoinfantile. Too much television watching. You also have a God complex, like most doctors. Does Goldcorp have enough gold in the Goldcorp building? After this crash you are gonna have new depressed customers for your quack drugs. You are nothing more than a drug dealing quack. I want nothing more to do with you. You disgust me.

Pay attention to the swindle Wanis. You’re digging for gold in the Goldcorp building trying to make me a customer for your drugs. Anyone with half a brain and an internet connection can see what a fraud Psychiatry is.

If you want to speak to me I’ll be online. I’m taking a vow of silence like the ninja in G.I. Joe.

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Jack Reacher 2 Illuminati Analysis

Jack Reacher 2

Jack Reacher must uncover the truth behind a major government conspiracy in order to clear his name. On the run as a fugitive from the law, Reacher uncovers a potential secret from his past that could change his life forever.

Jack Reacher Fish Phone

Cruise still remembers Mary’s phone number from his time in East Van.

Operation Fishbowl

Cruise was a baby during Operation Fishbowl. His parents thought the world was going to end during the Cuban missile crisis. They were trying to find a bunker for baby Cruise.

Blasting Through The Firmament

After the U.S and Soviet Union discovered the Firmament, in 1962 these 2 nations launched Operation Fishbowl (U.S.A) and a larger Operation called Dominic(U.S.A) and Russia started their program called the K project both projects sent a series of nuclear missiles launched up into Earth’s magnetic shield which damaged United States, United Kingdom, and Soviet satellites and repelled the missiles back down to Earth.

List of several names for the Firmament

1. Van Allen Belts
2. Invisible Plasma Shield
3. Plasmaspheric hiss

Psyop Patch Octopus

Why the US Launched a Spy Rocket With an Earth-Sucking Octopus On It … cryptic insignia badges are commonly used in covert Psyops and …

X Com Satellite

“ An advanced reconnaissance satellite modified to detect the unique gravitational distortions caused by alien craft in flight. ”

– Engineering description, XCOM: Enemy Unknown

x com aliens satellite

“ Proper satellite coverage is crucial to managing global panic levels. Each Satellite Uplink facility within XCOM HQ is constantly monitored by our engineers, and is capable of supporting two satellites. Assuming uplink facilities are available, additional satellites can be assembled in Engineering. Once manufacturing is completed, the new satellite can be launched via the Situation Room. ”

– XCOM Database, XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Life Europa

For 20 years, astrobiologists have been eyeing Europa as a potential hot spot for life.

“My modest thought about what kind of life might be at Europa involves the kinds of things that we see at heads of thermal vents [on Earth], mainly microorganisms,” Steve Vance, who is a member of the Europa mission science team at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, told Business Insider.

sexy fish

“But in my bolder moments … I wonder if Europa could have the kind of vigorous biosphere that Earth has that supports larger forms of life,” Vance said.

Larger forms being anything from small fish to modestly-sized octopi. What might these animals look like?

hubbard alien affair

CONCLUSION

“But the problem with satellites is how vulnerable they are —they get wiped out by … NRO was working with the CIA on Stealth birds at a clip of about $9 billion a …

What, exactly, does Scientology say about space aliens?

In the materials for OT III (Operating Thetan level 3), L. Ron Hubbard writes that, 75 million years ago, the head of the Galactic Federation, made up of 76 planets, was a being named Xenu. Faced with an overpopulation problem, he brought beings to this planet, blew them up with hydrogen bombs, and packaged them. Their spirits now infest our bodies: he says “One’s body is a mass of individual thetans stuck to oneself or to the body.” Scientologists at this level try to rid themselves of these thetans (spirits) by helping each one to remember the painful experiences of being blown up like that.

Let’s release Tom Cruise’s engrams from almost being blown up during Operation Fishbowl. LRH says he should release those nuclear spirits of his parents fighting over a bunker for 6 day old Tom Cruise. This is what your Father and Mother were fighting over:

Starfish Prime:

On 9 July 1962, at 09:00:09 UTC, which was nine seconds after 10 p.m. (on 8 July 1962) Johnston Island local time, the Starfish Prime test was successfully detonated at an altitude of 400 kilometers (250 mi). The coordinates of the detonation were 16 degrees, 28 minutes North latitude, 169 degrees, 38 minutes West longitude (30 km., or about 18 miles, southwest of Johnston Island).(11) The actual weapon yield was very close to the design yield, which has been described by various sources at different values in the very narrow range of 1.4 to 1.45 megatons (6.0 petajoules). (The detonation time was 9 seconds after 11 p.m. on July 8 in Honolulu.)

The Thor missile carrying the Starfish Prime warhead actually reached an apogee (maximum height) of about 1100 km. (just over 680 miles), and the warhead was detonated on its downward trajectory when it had fallen to the programmed altitude of 400 kilometers (250 miles). The nuclear warhead detonated at 13 minutes and 41 seconds after liftoff of the Thor missile.(12)

Starfish Prime caused an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) which was far larger than expected, so much larger that it drove much of the instrumentation off scale, causing great difficulty in getting accurate measurements. The Starfish Prime electromagnetic pulse also made those effects known to the public by causing electrical damage in Hawaii, about 1,445 kilometers (898 miles) away from the detonation point, knocking out about 300 streetlights, setting off numerous burglar alarms and damaging a telephone company microwave link.(11)

A total of 27 small rockets were launched from Johnston Island to obtain experimental data from the shot, with the first of the support rockets being launched 2 hours and 45 minutes before the launch of the Thor missile carrying the nuclear warhead. Most of these smaller instrumentation rockets were launched just after the time of the launch of the main Thor missile carrying the warhead. In addition, a large number of rocket-borne instruments were launched from a firing area at Barking Sands, Kauai in the Hawaiian Islands.(13)

A very large number of United States military ships and aircraft were operating in support of Starfish Prime in the Johnston Island area and across the nearby North Pacific region. A few military ships and aircraft were also positioned in the southern conjugate region for the test, which was near the Samoan Islands. In addition, an uninvited scientific expeditionary ship from the Soviet Union was stationed near Johnston Island for the test and another Soviet scientific expeditionary ship was located in the southern conjugate region.(14)

After the Starfish Prime detonation, bright auroras were observed in the detonation area as well as in the southern conjugate region on the other side of the equator from the detonation. According to one of the first technical reports, “The visible phenomena due to the burst were widespread and quite intense; a very large area of the Pacific was illuminated by the auroral phenomena, from far south of the south magnetic conjugate area (Tongatapu) through the burst area to far north of the north conjugate area (French Frigate Shoals). . . . At twilight after the burst, resonant scattering of light from lithium and other debris was observed at Johnston and French Frigate Shoals for many days confirming the long time presence of debris in the atmosphere. An interesting side effect was that the Royal New Zealand Air Force was aided in anti-submarine maneuvers by the light from the bomb.”(13)

The southern hemisphere aurora that appeared almost immediately after the detonation (in the southern conjugate region) was centered on the coordinates of 17.22°S, 175.95°W. This is pretty much directly north of Tonga and directly east of Fiji.(26)

The Starfish Prime radiation belt persisted at high altitude for many months and damaged the United States satellites Ariel, Traac, Transit 4B, Injun I and Telstar I. It also damaged the Soviet satellite Cosmos V. All of these satellites failed completely within several months of the Starfish detonation.(9) There is also evidence that the Starfish Prime radiation belt may have damaged the satellites Explorer 14, Explorer 15 and Relay 1.(16) (28)

Telstar I lasted the longest of the satellites that were clearly damaged by the Starfish Prime radiation, with its complete failure occurring on February 21, 1963.(17)

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Illuminati Analysis of Fergie’s MILF

Fergie Milf Illuminati Address

I’ll explain Fergie’s MILF. In some cases, we experience schadenfreude, or joy in the misfortune of others. Fergie experiences joy at hearing about Nelly Furtado’s medical misfortune. So Nelly threw shade or schadenfreude back in a dis song. Fergie has holes in her brain Nelly. Her pleasure centers are fracked. That’s my address in the milf video. only the catch 22 fool is replaced by 10 wheel of fortune. So fergie wants fame and fortune. If you don’t got no money take your broke ass home. You know what california? if you don’t got no water take your thirsty ass home. What should we say to the California water refugees we expect on Victoria drive’s Kate Middleton center? If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home?

Fergie wants healing from the meth scars in her brain. She wants her frenemy to have a happy ending so she’s telling mothefucker ex boyfriend to hurry up and find the cure. motherfracker I’M ILL! There is a God fergie. He’s probably an asshole as big as me sitting on his super computer building this entire universe. Farrah doesn’t believe someone would create all the poop on this planet. You didn’t believe someone would fulfill the sao miguel fatima prophecy of the flaming cocktail nuclear weapon sword either. I was gonna build faith healers in CIV V game before king luis did his shoulder repair. You were in love with Luis right bird? But he was too short and you love basketball. Why do you want a kid who plays basketball? What is it about Yugo basketball that impresses you so much? Team USA won against Serbia at Olympics. Africans spanked YT at basketball again. You already have African blood right MRS. i wanna mix. What is it about that mix of great white hope at basketball when the kid will still have the one drop rule? I knew you were a Negress as soon as you posted your corn rows. I knew you wouldn’t of put on corn rows or sang that your skin is painted whiter if you didn’t have african ancestors. Prove it once and for all to your enemies with the 23 and me dna test. Won’t show sephardic ancestors though. Only ashkenazi Jews so far. Some kind of inquisition conspiracy on the dna test. I write graffiti on the walls of the net because so let it be written so let it done happens potatoe sisters. That’s why I don’t shout in the streets or become a movie star and stare at my own face. I don’t let it go in one ear and out the other. or in one eye and out the other. I write it. That’s why i was writing that poop on the forum. all the politics women hate. farrah rights frack you to me. then she writes frack me mashing up the keys. david no frack is the best ibiza dj understand? Ever since nelly furtado let go of my hand i’ve been private handjob in full metal jacket mixed with joker and the rest. U r gonna wear that peacekeeper beret cruise.

CONCLUSION

FERGIE IS IMPATIENT

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wants to see what i wrote. doesn’t care about now fracking avatars. so here

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