The New Christmas Truce

Christmas Truce

Dona eis Pax Christus Rex. I want peace between all you racist stereotypes this Christmas. The only person I want you to hate this CHRISTmas is his infernal majesty, John Milton the devil, and his false prophet Pastor Richards. I want peace Jimmy and Derek. Jimmy celebrates Kwanzaa and Derek celebrates Yule. Leave those pagan white Gods Derek. CHRISTmas is a time to share with friends. When light overcomes darkness. Light has nothing to do with the color of your skin. Tell that to Derek’s friend Dylan Roof or Jimmy’s cousin Micah. U2 won’t listen to the son of God or J Edgar Hoover so I might have to excommunicate both of you.

Ave Maria
Salve me Rex Tremendae
Amen

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Selena Gomez Under Care of World’s Best Naturopath

Selena Gomez Bad Liar

Things will be peachy for Selena Gomez fans.

Rothschild

Insiders say she has found relief in Naturopathic treatment under the care of eco warrior & savior David De Rothschild.

Serpent

Life guard is always on duty Goyim. Big Davey DR. The Good Shepherd Red Shield.

Serpentine

Selena is going raw for 90 and drinking and bathing in only living spring water thanks to D Rexplore. People say David D is a dirty Jew who only loves his sheckels but he is fond of theories on the spring in Lourdes France. He heard Bernadette was making wheat grass shots a 100 years ago thanks to the different reptile overlords he is in contact with. People like Alex Jones curse David De Rothschild and our serpentine overlords. Alex Jones is a delusional paranoid schizophrenic. David De Roth is the savior we’ve been expecting for 2,000 years. When he made his voyage in the Plastiki the prophecies in both the new and old testament were fulfilled. Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson are just jealous beta males who know David is the real alpha and omega, be all end all, greatest of all time.

moloko

Conspiracy theories abound about our adventurer savior. That he is a false Christ healer. That Alex Jones’ Jewish Doctor Wallach is the real healer. Selena stares at the snakes in the hospital looking for that next sex symbol who the Illuminati say will be the real Lucifer. That’s why the model in her video has a Luciferian, “Have some Sympathy” tattoo. Everyone is insane from the Luciferian conspiracy.

Women find the name Rothschild a powerful aphrodisiac. Hearing Dynasty turns them on more than eating oysters. What a dreamy hunk David De Rothschild is. Hunkier than Mcsteamy and Mcdreamy hospital doctors. Dreamier than anyone on ER, Chicago Hope or General Hospital. You know why? Cuz David DREX gets results from his patients. Most naturopath notes go in the garbage and it’s back to standard american diet SAD and death. Not David De Redshield. David gives hugs to his patients. Locks them in the serpent coils and squeezes them. No other doctor will ever touch his sick patient. It’s against the rules. But eco messiah David is a rulebreaker not a roolmaker.

CONCLUSION

Things will be just peachy keen u betcha for Selena Gomez and the Jews. No need to hang yourself like Jew rocknrolla Chris Cornell. The medical snake is good if you pick the right one. The snakes kissing on the medical symbol is the naturopaths and allopaths swindling patients for sheckels never getting results. David De Rothschild gets results because his treatment is the most expensive. David De Rothschild services cost mankind a mortgage on the world. That’s the price we pay for David’s healing christ ambition and messianic pretension and you know what? It’s worth every share in the Federal Reserve.

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Billbored Review of Madonna’s Ghost Town

Words don’t do this video justice but i’ll try. This is Madonna’s best work. Hen is experiencing Moshiach consciousness. Dr. Fishman tries vaccines and psychiatric soma to keep us down but we fight back. 12 Monkeys Fishman. The prophecy. What if some madman takes his cue from the bible and fulfills it? What if hen is lead astray by a false prophet?

Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis are giving me nightmares with CIA superbugs and the Georgia Guidestones Derek says are for whites only.

I’m black Jesus from Like a Prayer Madonna. I’m not motherfucking star boy that’s for sure. PTSD from tours in the Gulf doing black ops never getting that promotion cuz of motherfucking storming Norman that’s what broke my spirit. Derek is my white nemesis. Without him I have no reason for existing. That’s why Jesus said love your enemy. Me and cousin Micah X are taking the highroad as heroes and leaving Dylan Roof the villian.

I really want the Silva family’s luck to Change Madonna. Too burdensome silva. You’ll never get laid for a bar of silver. Takes a Nat Rothschild federal reserve note to get laid. Alot of women don’t see Gold Oil and Diamonds as rape. Look at Africa because of G.O.D. Maybe the devil is right. God gave up on us in Babylon. Psyops was wrong. Bush didn’t trigger no second coming. There is no hope.

I wanna take this gat to my face
cuz life is a rat race

WORDS
THEY CUT LIKE A KNIFE
ok esther madonna ciccone louise
i’ll shutup now and say my islamic prayers

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Will Katy Perry’s Faith Fail?

Mute your screen. Watch the video and listen to Original Katy Perry.

B4 she was thrown in the second advent of Rothschild “Edge of Tommorow” psych dungeon. Katy “Perry” Hudson.

Katy Perry Hudson X Com 2

Colonel Katy Perry X Com Forces Soldier RIP in psych gulag.

History repeating NF KSW LRH NWO

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Young Pope Takes Cold Shower

Young Pope Cold Shower

Brides of Christ, Giulia Salemi And Dayane Mello, wore x rated bridal gowns to my premiere. Don’t masturbate to the Young Pope’s face Dayane. I know the devil is inside you by the snake necklace you wear. The Young Pope wants U2 find love before you give away all your goods. You can’t tempt me to touch my own naughty bits young brides of Christ. I’ll just take this cold shower.

Mother Mary, I quit doing coke but I need a smoke and my cherry coke. Smoking reduces the sex drive. That’s Pope Pius XIII’s secret.

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An Angler’s Cocktail For Lady Gaga

Be a juke box hero and play some music for the bar. Liberate me Bozo. Then help me fix this drink for Lady Gaga:

Cocktail Bottle Catch

Lady Gaga has a million reasons not to believe Jozo/Bozo. I’m slippery like a fish Gaga. Bozo/Jozo is heartbroken he lost one of his best childhood friends to a Xenophobic cult. If I come for you Jozo/Bozo you deserve it. Xenu will stand trial for his crimes Jozo. Nothing you can do will stop that. It’s about time Xenu stopped bullying the Galaxy with his Psychlo army. You were in my army Jozo. I fed you. Mac & Cheese dipstick. How could you ever forget such a filling meal from Kraft?

Tom Cruise Props Fish

Now you are giving up on the inevitable Cruise sade in Middle Earth. Forgotten Frodo’s promise. I was the original, bigger, stronger, faster Frodo in Legend, a much better movie. I took you fishing daily dipstick. Right after Andy Griffith at 5:30 am. I made you fish until you could fish no more. Every day fishing but you didn’t believe I caught a trout. Nobody ever believed in my fishing exploits. Not you, your brother, the Chimo house or even the Saint Bernard. Even the General thinks I’m lying about the size of the trout.

Angler's Cocktail

The Angler’s Cocktail

1 1/2 oz gin
1 dash grenadine syrup
2 dashes bitters (Angostura was used)
3 dashes orange bitters

Shake all ingredients with cracked ice, pour contents into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes, and serve.

CONCLUSION

We climbed every tree possible to climb in the neighborhood. I was trying to teach you small fry. You can’t make a fish climb trees. This fishbowl called Earth is gonna go kaput if we don’t take care of the water. Operation Fishbowl must succeed Bozo. This sector must be cleared of engrams of envy, lust, greed etc.

Praise LRH
KSW
BF

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A Blue Lightning Cocktail For Britney Spears’ Slumber Party

Britney Spilled Milk

Blue Lightning Ingredients

1/4 oz Southern Comfort
1/4 oz Blue Curacao
1/4 oz Bourbon
5 oz Lime Mix
Directions

Pour the blue curacao, Southern Comfort and Wild Turkey into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Fill with prepared lime mix, and serve.

Best served in a Highball Glass.

CONCLUSION

EWS is not for kids Britney. I was showing the perverse decadence of the elite during Millenium. Red Cloak is Rothschild. I name drop Rockefeller Plaza in EWS. Rothschild is the other big family that seems to run the show. The rest of the bar seems to agree with me from what they can see on their devices.

KSW
praise LRH
cocktails and dreams
BF

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Drago will Destroy the American Public Spirit

Drago: [from teaser] My name is Drago. I’m a fighter from the Soviet Union. I fight all my life and I never lose. soon I fight Rocky Balboa, and the world will see his defeat. Soon, the whole world will know my name.

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A Ninth Ward Drink For Nicole Kidman

I couldn’t tame her with my Frank TJ Mackey impression Joe. The Ninth Circle Satanic cult was too strong bro. We were both cult children so it never worked out when I couldn’t defeat red cloak in EWS.

Nicole Kidman Witch

The Ninth Ward

1 1⁄2 oz Bourbon, Bulleit
1⁄2 oz Elderflower liqueur, St. Germain
3⁄4 oz Lime juice
3⁄4 oz Falernum
2 ds Peychaud’s Bitters

Ninth ward cocktail

Instructions
Shake and strain, garnish with orange slice

Nicole Goran Magic

CONCLUSION

Hey Joe, give it a go. Or are you afraid of Russell Crowe? Have a go with Crowe bro. We’re bros right Joe. Hey Joe, whatta ya know?

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The 9 Lives Atomic Kitten Apocalypse Canceller Drink

When I was a 22 year old kid in the attic with my only possessions waiting for that big break at expo 86 with Top Gun the only thing I could think about was ditching it all and starting a bar of my own.

Madonna Holy Water

Jozo was gonna be the DJ if only we could sell my mom’s music making keyboard for that Soundwave transformer with the cassette player. If only there was a pawn shop in the neighborhood like there is now. My keyboard was valuable and I wanted that tape player. Jozo kept trying to explain to me that they weren’t real cassettes and just toys. I couldn’t explain to little Joe that I just needed to get pumped up to end the inevitable Cruise sade into the middle east. I knew I should of backed out of Top Gun and been a bartender. I could only fake being a bartender for the movie cuz I couldn’t read. But now that I’m learning to read through color therapy I can make those drinks I couldn’t read on the chart. Joe knows I was tuff and represented CP at the Herbie Hancock break off. I let Joe rumble while I entertain the next generation. I taught generation Z what Les Grossman is. I taught them about Jude Law at the movies Boskowitz. Appreciate BF for life. NWO 4 Life Jozo you shiny happy Jew. Love, don’t hate Jozo.

9 Lives Drink

This drink is for Madonna. It’s called the 9 lives drink and it’s colored like original holy water.

Ingredients
3/4 oz Spiced Rum (Cruzan)
3/4 oz White Rum (Cruzan Aged Light Rum)
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice.
1 oz Orange Juice.
2 dashes Angostura Bitters.
1 wedge Pineapple.
Garnish: Pineapple.
Glass: Any Glass.

CONCLUSION

Cancel the Apocalypse

Madonna’s song holy water cancels the apocalypse now that Ke$ha taught us the truth about ur incredible theory on MTV. If you can’t afford those expensive vitamins drink from ye own cisterns. It’s in the Catholic bible I have heard.

Cocktails and Dreams!
BF

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