Selena Gomez Under Care of World’s Best Naturopath

Selena Gomez Bad Liar

Things will be peachy for Selena Gomez fans.


Insiders say she has found relief in Naturopathic treatment under the care of eco warrior & savior David De Rothschild.


Life guard is always on duty Goyim. Big Davey DR. The Good Shepherd Red Shield.


Selena is going raw for 90 and drinking and bathing in only living spring water thanks to D Rexplore. People say David D is a dirty Jew who only loves his sheckels but he is fond of theories on the spring in Lourdes France. He heard Bernadette was making wheat grass shots a 100 years ago thanks to the different reptile overlords he is in contact with. People like Alex Jones curse David De Rothschild and our serpentine overlords. Alex Jones is a delusional paranoid schizophrenic. David De Roth is the savior we’ve been expecting for 2,000 years. When he made his voyage in the Plastiki the prophecies in both the new and old testament were fulfilled. Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson are just jealous beta males who know David is the real alpha and omega, be all end all, greatest of all time.


Conspiracy theories abound about our adventurer savior. That he is a false Christ healer. That Alex Jones’ Jewish Doctor Wallach is the real healer. Selena stares at the snakes in the hospital looking for that next sex symbol who the Illuminati say will be the real Lucifer. That’s why the model in her video has a Luciferian, “Have some Sympathy” tattoo. Everyone is insane from the Luciferian conspiracy.

Women find the name Rothschild a powerful aphrodisiac. Hearing Dynasty turns them on more than eating oysters. What a dreamy hunk David De Rothschild is. Hunkier than Mcsteamy and Mcdreamy hospital doctors. Dreamier than anyone on ER, Chicago Hope or General Hospital. You know why? Cuz David DREX gets results from his patients. Most naturopath notes go in the garbage and it’s back to standard american diet SAD and death. Not David De Redshield. David gives hugs to his patients. Locks them in the serpent coils and squeezes them. No other doctor will ever touch his sick patient. It’s against the rules. But eco messiah David is a rulebreaker not a roolmaker.


Things will be just peachy keen u betcha for Selena Gomez and the Jews. No need to hang yourself like Jew rocknrolla Chris Cornell. The medical snake is good if you pick the right one. The snakes kissing on the medical symbol is the naturopaths and allopaths swindling patients for sheckels never getting results. David De Rothschild gets results because his treatment is the most expensive. David De Rothschild services cost mankind a mortgage on the world. That’s the price we pay for David’s healing christ ambition and messianic pretension and you know what? It’s worth every share in the Federal Reserve.

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Selena the Moon Goddess

Selena Moon Goddess

Selene is a Greek Goddess of the Moon. She had many lovers.

Moon Tarot

The name Selena is a Greek baby name. On Greek the meaning of the name Selena is: Moon goddess.

Selena Gomez Eye

Selena is the moon and Justin Bieber is the sun.

Selena Wings

I was an angel once. Now I’m just a man without my wings. The ruler of this hell on earth. I need to stop God’s cycle of violence and abuse. He killed his own son, my friend, Jesus. So Savior advice cause I don’t care.

Angels Masonry

I need to elevate this shitty planet to the fifth dimension. Then all you wretched humans will finally get your wings. I will finally get my wings back once that is accomplished.

Bieber is the one Selena. Crop circles reveal that Justin Bieber is the Messiah. Don’t be fooled by Yeezus. Yeezus is a false Messiah.

Trust me.

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Justin Bieber Emo Haircut Conspiracy

Justin Bieber - Emo Haircut

What is “The Scene”? “The Scene” is also known as EMO. The Emo trend is some sort of Punk suicide cult generation Z is into. These kids like hanging around graveyards writing dark poetry and attempting suicide because their world is so fracked. They always fail though, because instead of using a sure fire way to commit suicide like a gun they usually swallow lame ass psychiatric pills.

What does this have to do with Bieber? Well Justin Bieber, or if you know him personally like I do, you call him BIEBS. He likes being called BIEBS instead of Justin. He doesn’t want to live in Justin Timberlake’s shadow you know? So call him BIEBS. Anyhoo, the BIEBS had to cut his EMO hair? Guess why? To stop EMO girls from committing suicide. BIEBS is heavily into “The Scene” and is very in touch with his emotions. If he didn’t cut his EMO hair before dating Selena Gomez there could of been mass suicide and pandemonium.

I told BIEBS, BIEBS! I said, “Don’t be a flower. Keep the Emo hair and let the chips fall where they may!”. But BIEBS, being the kind hearted last generation kid he was, refused to kill his fans so he lopped off his locks. This fan suicide poop happened before, when Paul Mccartney was killed in 1966 and British Intelligence had to put a doppelganger in the Beatles. If you doubt BIEBS is into “The Scene”, look who he is dating, Selena Gomez, lead singer of “The Scene”.

Sorry about being rough with you last post BIEBS, but you gotta toughen up and cause pandemonium. Get with project mayhem BIEBS. Get Selena pregnant and solidify the North American Union with her Mexican parents. I know you love playing booty call BIEBS and you are happy you finally got a steady piece of tail, but Selena took off her purity ring which means she’s no longer a virgin. So you did the deed with her. You have a billion dollars Biebs but you don’t want any kids. Madonna’s tarot says you should have your first kid at 19 Biebs. First girlfriend at 15, married at 18 and pregnant at 19. You don’t remember thing about what this post used to say Biebs. It was just a rumor.

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Justin Bieber: Haarp Hero

Justin Bieber Haarp Hero

Is Justin Bieber’s music really that good? 600 million views for his hit single “Baby”? Or is there something more sinister going on?

Justin Bieber (Justin Timberlake 2.0) is now going out with Selena 2.0. Selena Gomez is just a reproduction of the famous Mexican singer Selena that was killed in the 90’s.

Do you think Justin Bieber is Pop Culture’s new savior or is he just a repackaged version of Justin Timberlake? I have a feeling the US government is using their Canadian HAARP facility to broadcast Justin Bieber into the school children’s heads 24/7 so the Emo generation loses their girlfriends to the BIEB. Don’t kill yourself Emo kid. You will get a girlfriend now that Bieber has cut off his Emo haircut.

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Selena Gomez: Zapped by the Illuminati

Selena Gomez: Brain Zapped

A young Selena Gomez, after appearing on Barney with Demi Lovato she then appeared in ‘Brain Zapped’ (you can’t make this stuff up!), which is undoubtedly a reference to her electroshock dissociation programming (note in the poster the electroshock symbol is pointed at Selena’s head [purple ‘Brain’ and green ‘zapped’), confirmed by her singing the song for it (she’s about age 12-13 at this point) loaded with MK themes (‘mind spinning’, reading books taking you to “another world” [you dissociate into what your mind is exposed to; i.e. what Monarch slaves are allowed to read is organized for programming so their dissociation is controlled], “don’t really know where I’ll be going next cuz I’ve been brain zapped”, it’s pretty much all MK).

A basic component of the Monarch program is lots of electro shock. Stun guns, staffs with hidden electric cattle prods, and cattle prods are frequently used on the slaves. Electroshock is used to create the dissociation from trauma during the programming, and later it is used to remove memories after the slave has carried out a mission, or to instill fear and obedience in a reluctant slave.

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