Angus T. Jones Finds Religion And Denounces Two And A Half Men


“People see me and they’re like, ‘Whoa, you’re Jake!’ I see this guy [gestures at Hudson], and I’m like, ‘Dang, man of God, Forerunner, right here. I can touch him, I can give him a hug…’ Like, seriously. God is great. It’s just, like, one of those things.

“Jake from Two and a Half Men, means nothing. He is a non-existent character. If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, please stop filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, and especially with what you watch.

“It’s bad news… I don’t know if it means any more coming from me, but you might not have heard it otherwise. So just watch out. A lot of people don’t like to think about how deceptive the enemy is. He’s been doing this for a long longer than any of us have been around. So we can’t play around. There’s no playing around when it comes to eternity.”

The interesting half-man has also warned everyone of the supposed Satanic workings of Hollywood’s elite, claiming those Illuminati rumors are true.

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Jay Z’s Lucifer Backwards

The whole DJ Danger Mouse’s Grey Album Interlude – Jay-Z vs. The Beatles.
Forward it doesn’t say sh*t, but if you play it backwards……

There’s more in this song besides ‘666, murder jesus’!

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Blue Ivy Carter is Illuminati, says Twitter

Rumors Surround Beyoncé Baby Name

Is Blue Ivy Carter the youngest member of a super secret society? Yes, according to some “trustworthy” Twitter users.

Blue Ivy Illuminati

Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s daughter Blue Ivy Carter is only three days old, but she’s already the target of conspiracy theorists and internet rabble-rousers. That’s right, the newborn rap impresario is apparently part of the Illuminati and is named for Lucifer’s daughter.

Blue Ivy Carter is part of the illuminati, says twitter

“I.V.Y. = Illuminati’s Very Youngest B.L.U.E. = Born Living Under Evil. Blue Ivy spelt backwords [sic] (Eulb Yvi) = Latin for ‘Lucifers Daughter,'” wrote Twitter user Katt Williams Parody, according to Gawker.

Say whaaa? That’s right, people really believe Bey and Jay named their child after a super secret group founded in 1776.

“The Illuminati is a group that comes from the historic and conspirational [sic] organization that controls and governs large groups and leaders in the society, this name comes from the word ‘enlightenment,'” writes an Illuminati information website.

“The Illuminati is both a historical and fictitious secret society that was founded on May 1, 1776. This Illuminati organization had first five members, and as it had been recorded, these five members had also been very close to the Catholic Church. Every Illuminati member vows secrecy and obedience to those who are higher than them. This type of organization had been famous with its satanic movement.”

Many celebrities are rumored to be a part of this new world movement, including Lady Gaga and Rihanna. Basically, it’s just a conspiracy theory made up by those with way too much time on their hands.

Oh, and that whole Eulb Yvi thing? It’s not true, either. Global Grind did some research on our behalf.

“So Global Grind decided to look up EULB YVI, and to no one’s surprise, the words EULB YVI don’t exist in the Latin language — at ALL,” the website wrote.

So, there’s that. Blue Ivy Carter wasn’t named after Lucifer’s daughter or for the Illuminati… or maybe the Illuminati just wants us to think that.

And you thought naming your baby was hard.

– Meagan Morris

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Top 10 Famous Cases of Backmasking

Backmasking is the process of reversing an audio signal and placing it in something meant to be played forwards. When played normally the message will sound like gibberish, however, when the song is played in reverse the original message can be heard. Some of the first instances of reversed audio were the result of The Beatles’ experimentation during the recording of Revolver. Since then, backmasked messages have turned up in all kinds of music with messages ranging from humorous to satanic. Today, reversing audio is a popular way to censor explicit words for radio. Here is a list of 10 famous instances of backmasking.

10
The Mars Volta
Eunuch Provocateur

The Mars Volta are a prog-rock band known for cryptic lyrics and messages. One instance that had fans buzzing was on the track “Eunuch Provocateur” on their EP Tremulant. At around the 5:30 mark the track transforms into echoing drums with an eerie guitar. A voice can be heard, but none of the words can be made out. Fans found that when played in reverse the gibberish could be heard as “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”. The band used an old record that contained children’s songs for the samples. Also in the track, the phrase “Did mommy or daddy ever have to spank you?” can be heard when reversed.

9
Missy Elliot
Work It

Missy Elliot used backmasking for aesthetic purposes on her track “Work It” from her album Under Construction. The chorus of the track is “Is it worth it, let me work it, I put my thing down flip it and reverse it” followed by backwards gibberish. When the gibberish is played in reverse, it says “I put my thing down flip it and reverse it”. Missy sampled the previous line of the chorus and reversed it. In the same song at around 2:08 Missy says “Listen up close while I take you backwards” followed by the reversed message “Watch the way Missy like to take it backwards”.

8
Weird Al Yankovic
I Remember Larry

In the late 80s and early 90s, parents and special interest groups began accusing artists of using backmasking to hide disturbing and even satanic messages. These accusations resulted in court cases over high profile artists. Weird Al poked fun at the issue and hid a humorous message about those searching for hidden messages on the track “I Remember Larry” off his album, Bad Hair Day. In the bridge of the song at around 3:14 Al’s voice can be heard speaking nonsense. When reversed one can hear “Wow, you must have an awful lot of free time on your hands”.

7
Queen
Another One Bites the Dust

In the early 1980’s, Queen was accused of hiding a reversed message in their song “Another One Bites the Dust”. Christian evangelists claimed that when played in reverse the lyrics “another one bites the dust” become “It’s fun to smoke marijuana”. Some believed since the song had other strange effects on it, it was possible the band had purposely used backmasking to hide the pro-marijuana message. A spokesperson for Hollywood Records denied that the song contained a hidden message. The message is widely considered to be unintended. Many cite this song as an example of phonetic reversal, where a word when reversed, sounds like another word.

6
Jay-Z
Lucifer

Jay-Z is a popular rapper who is often tied to many conspiracy theories. Some popular theories are that he is linked to the illuminati/freemasons, and that he is satanic. While the theories about him are far-fetched, believers of these theories thought they found proof when the song “Lucifer 9” was reversed. Gibberish played normally was the message “666 murder murder Jesus 666” when played backwards. What many didn’t know was the track “Lucifier 9” was actually from Dangermouse’s The Grey Album. The Grey Album was a mashup of The Beatles (White Album) and Jay-Z’s The Black Album. Dangermouse chopped up Jay-Z a capellas and created the message over The Beatles “Revolution 9”.

5
Pink Floyd
Empty Spaces

Pink Floyd used backmasking to hide a message on their song “Empty Spaces” from the album The Wall. Gibberish is heard when listening to the song normally. When played in reverse a secret message is found:

“-Hello, Luka… Congratulations. You have just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the Funny Farm, Chalfont…
-Roger! Carolyn’s on the phone!
-Okay”

The message is supposedly Roger Waters addressing people who look for hidden messages. Waters congratulates them and asks them to send a response to “Old Pink” at the “Funny Farm”. Before Waters can give the full address he is notified by someone that his wife, Carolyn, is on the phone. Many think “Old Pink” is a reference to former member Syd Barrett who had mental problems and was in a psychiatric hospital (“Funny Farm”).

4
The Beatles
I’m So tired

The Beatles self-titled 1968 album (White Album) was thoroughly searched for clues about Paul’s death rumors (see #2) by fans. One of the most noticeable pieces of supposed evidence was a backmasked message at the end of “Im So Tired”. At the very end of the song, as the music is fading out, John Lennon can be heard speaking incomprehensibly. When played in reverse, some hear the words “Paul is dead man, miss him, miss him, miss him”. While many saw this as evidence of Paul’s death the rumor was denied by the band. Paul McCartney also denies the rumors of his death.

3
Judas Priest
Better by You, Better than Me

In 1990, Judas Priest was involved in a court case which alleged subliminal messages in their song “Better by You, Better than Me” led to the suicide, and attempted suicide, of 2 men in 1985. Allegedly Raymond Belknap and James Vance drank beer and smoked marijuana for several hours while listening to Judas Priest. They then went to a church playground, where Belknap shot himself under the chin with a 12 gauge shotgun, dying instantly. Vance then tried to do the same. However, the gun slipped as he fired, blowing away the lower half of his face. He later told a reporter of a suicide pact he made with Belknap, saying “We had been programmed. I knew I was going to do it. I was afraid. I didn’t want to die. It’s just as if I had no choice”. He slipped into a coma three years later and died. The men’s parents filed a civil action which alleged that, when played backwards, the Judas Priest track encouraged listeners to commit suicide and “Do it”. The suit was dismissed.
*Note: I can’t hear anything that sounds like “Do it”

2
The Beatles
Revolution 9

The Beatles (White Album) contained an avant-garde track titled “Revolution 9”. The track contained lots of effects and noise, and was noteworthy for how odd it was. In 1969, as the rumors of Paul McCartney’s death were spreading, Revolution 9 became an important piece of evidence to those claiming Paul was dead. A caller to a Detroit radio show explained possible evidence of Paul’s death, and convinced disc jockey Russ Gibb to play Revolution 9 in reverse. The repeated phrase “number nine” became “turn me on dead man” when played backwards. Listeners called in to the phone lines to voice their opinions, which further spread the rumors. When played in reverse many claim to hear other clues such as the sound of a car crash and someone screaming “Let me out”.

1
Led Zeppelin
Stairway to Heaven

In January, 1982, Paul Crouch accused many rock artists of hiding messages in their songs through backmasking. One example he pointed out was the Led Zeppelin song “Stairway to Heaven”. When played normally one hears:
“If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now
It’s just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There’s still time to change the road you’re on”
When played in reverse Crouch said a satanic message could be heard:
“Oh here’s to my sweet Satan.
The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan.
He will give those with him 666.
There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.”

The band ignored these claims, however Swan Song Records issued a statement saying “Our turntables only play in one direction…forwards”. The alleged satanic message has become, arguably, the most famous instance of backmasking, adding to the mystery and legacy of Led Zeppelin. Many however, say it’s merely a coincidence, and is simply another case of phonetic reversal.

– Andrew Cruez

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Watch the Throne Decoded

Watch the throne cover

The cover of Watch the Throne is a golden pattern not unlike what you would see if you turned on your winamp visualization as you listen to the music. This is because you are sitting on the throne at your desk on your computer. The book of revelation states:

Revelation 4:6 In front of the throne was something that resembled a sea of glass like crystal.

The sea of glass is the computer moniters in front of the millions of thrones all over the world.

Watch the Throne Cross

When the CD cover for Watch the Throne is opened it makes a large golden cross. This reflects Kanye West’s Christian upbringing and loyalty to Christ in Jesus Walks.

Kanye Jay Z Panthers

Jay Z and Kanye are pictured on the inside cover as half man, half panther. This is similar to the video Niggas in Paris with features a panther. Kanye and Jay are niggaz torn between their loyalty to the United States and black nationalist revolution. The inside cover features the angel Lucifer with a communist star on his forehead.

Watch the Throne back

The back cover features another visualization. Using your third eye you can see patterns like this one while meditating. It is the gateway into the fifth dimension. The Illuminati put fluoride in the water supply to stop people from ascending into this higher state of consciousness.

Niggas in Paris Masonic

At the end of Niggas in Paris there is a blue masonic square and compass. This symbolizes Jay Z & Kanye’s acceptance into the craft’s third degree. If Jay Z and Kanye are Freemasons which they deny.

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Prodigy: Jay-Z “Sides With Evil”

Prodigy Mobb Deep

The HNIC still has a bone to pick with Jay-Z, but this time, the issue has nothing to do with music, as Prodigy laid out some astonishing newallegations about Mr. Carter.

J.Z. [sic] knows the truth, but he chose sides with evil in order to be accepted in the corporate world, Prodigy writes. J.Z. conceals the truth from the black community and the world and promotes the lifestyle of the beast instead.

Prodigys latest issue with Jay-Z stems from the work of Dr. Malachi Z. York and his son, Jacob York. Prodigy alleges that Jay-Z is affiliated with Jacob, who orchestrated the set up and incarceration of the elder York.

Read the letter in its entirety

Prodigy Letter

Prodigy Letter

Prodigy Letter

Prodigy Letter

Prodigy Letter

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Willow Smith: 21st Century Ho?

This article is Sweet Jimmy’s review of Willow Smith’s 21st Century Girl

Willow Smith Elephant

The video starts off wiff a elephant.

Now every nigga knows an elephant never forgets. This old African woman starts jibberin’ and jabberin’ lookin’ at all the junk in the trunk. There’s a guitar a necklace and other assorted junk the first world dumps in third world Africa. Then the old witch starts chantin’ ova dat poop and VOILA willow smiFF materializes!

Elephants have graveyards that they never forget and visit every year in mother Africa!

The Fresh Prince

The Fresh Prince!

Now Will Smith loves bricks. His daddy tore down a brick wall when he was a kid and made Will build a new one with the old bricks. What kind of Prince is the Fresh Prince?

Prince Hall

Prince Hall!

He is the Fresh Prince Hall Prince. Will always wondered why he never made it past Master Mason when Jesse Jackson and Reverend Al gave him a paddling. The devil had no use for Will Smith. Will won’t even cuss in his raps. The man will not take the Lord’s name in vain just like Usher. Will will never make it past the blue degrees unless he ho’s out his daughter or shares his wife with his “brothers” like OJ Simpson had to.

Willow Butterfly

Now Willow has a buttaFLY. It’s a monarch.

So is Willow Jay Z’s 21st century ho or is she taking us for a ride? Time will tell if she becomes another Rihanna. She may already be a rainbow girl or an Eastern Star. Eastern Star is very popular with blacks because Rosa Parks was a member. Missy Elliot and Lil’ Kim are supposed members of Eastern Star.

Willow Smith Illuminati


Willow Smith: The next Rihanna doing the one eyed monster. The next Rihanna?

Is WILLow really going to be a ho like Rihanna? Or is she just putting us on like she says in the video? Does she really set the boundaries or does her mother Jada?

Willow Smith Victory

Willow Smith saluting the Illuminati like Winston Churchill.

Contrary to what a typical white devil Wal Mart shopper thinks, this salute does not mean Victory or PEACE, it means 5. Roman numeral V. It stands for the Illuminati law of Fives. Everything is supposed to happen in 2’s and 3’s adding up to five. Five fingers and poop like that.

Willow Smith Guitar

So much wrong with this picture.

Now this picture is wrong in so many ways. It looks like a penis gushing out semen while Willow licks it up. frack! It’s just a kid. Motherfuckin’ Jay Z is a devil. I may be a pimp but I don’t pimp out mothafuckin’ kidz nigga.

Willow running with the wolves.

Now in the Protocols of Zion it says the Goyim are a herd of sheep and the Illuminati are a pack of wolves. Willow and her friends are too young to know all this Illuminati poop but they do. Willow was born 1 year before 9/11 and she was 3 years old when anti-Christ devil George Bush bombed Iraq into radioactive oblivion. Just like an episode of Scooby Doo he would of got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky kids.

Willow Smith Secret

Willow Smith: Telling secrets to the youngsters.

The video ends with Willow Smith’s dream coming true and a beautiful city sprouts up in mother Africa. That’s a good dream every white cracker devil should have but they don’t. Cracker Skull & Bones devils like George Bush would rather infect us with AIDS and rape us for conflict minerals enslaving our children in gold & iridium mines like in the Congo.

Willow Smith: Monarch Butterfly

The next generation: Masters of mind control.

Willow tells the child the monarch secret (SEKRIT in ebonics) and she learns the basic programming of MK-Ultra monarch mind control. Paris Hilton whipped her hair! Why do you think she whipped it? There’s no place like home Paris. No place like home!

I’m out.

PEACE TO THE MIDDLE EAST!

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Rihanna’s New Video Features Many Monarchs

What do you think the symbols in Rihanna’s new video mean? Any guesses? The butterflies? The Red and white checkered background. She was scheduled to duet with Chris Brown in front of a black and white checkered background at the video music awards before the Herpes fiasco. Relax Rihanna, a couple pills of selenium everyday will stop the virus from growing. If u boost your immune system with vitamins and fresh vegetable juice like JUGO juice and alot of fruits u can wipe out Derek Jeter’s Herpes simplex virus he spread around New York high society competely.

Derek Jeter Herpes

Jessica Alba, Jay Z, Beyonce, Scarlet Johansson, Ryan Reynolds the list goes on and on. That Valtrex drug will only make the virus worse. If you celebtards have a break out put vitamin C ascorbic acid on it and it will go away.

An old woman took selenium daily and she hasn’t had a herpes breakout in 8 years. Neither should any of you if eat a healthy diet.

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Jay Z: Angel or Devil?

Jay Z - Bush Bones

Free Mason (Feat Jay-Z): B-tch I’m red hot, I’m on my third six but the devil I’m not…

Looking at Jay-Z in Johnny Cash’s “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” video he holds his Illuminati sign with his hands over his left eye while wearing a skull and bones Rocawear t-shirt. The media was loathe to touch George Bush’s secret society, Illuminati lodge 322 in 2006. In this video Jay Z exposed the truth about Bush to millions of people. The Illuminati’s biggest fear is exposure. Alot of blogs say Jay is a Freemason and a devil worshipper because of this kind of imagery. I don’t think that is true. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton run Prince Hall Freemasonry, the lodge for blacks. If you want to be a member you have to go through a hazing ritual just like any college fraternity.

Jay-Z – Free Mason. “broad I said I was amazin’, not that I’m a Mason” ….. He said ” Ill go to the grave before I be a broad Nigga”

All of Freemasonry’s secrets are on the internet. Why would Jay go through a hazing and become Jesse Jackson’s broad? Would you take orders from Al Sharpton? I’d rather go to the grave too.

I think Jay is telling the truth when he says he’d have trouble joining a golf club never mind the Illuminati. All the Illuminati controversy surrounding Jay Z enlightens the profane goyim sheeple. He is doing a tremendous good revealing their secrets in his videos and lyrics. Jay Z might have a big ego, but I can see his halo. Can you?

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Jay Z Puts Freemason Rumors to Rest

Jay Z Ave Maria

Rick Ross ft Jay-Z – Free Mason Lyrics

This is for the soldiers
the see the sun at midnight, ya dig
let me slow down
it’s so incredible

[Rick Ross]
I go in the grave before I be a bich n-gga
Better behave you dealin’ with some rich n-gga
we the lost symbols
speak in cryptic codes
ancient wisdom
valuable like gifts of Gold
I embark on life
my path is all math
I understand the codes these hackers can’t crack
I understand these folks expect me to fold
community control to violate parole
I wont fail but a lot of men will
I’m iconic in the field
like Solomons Seal
Uh, it’s just in an intro
allow my flow time to sink into the temple
Free Mason
Free Lancer
Free Agents, we faster
Big contracts, big contractors
built pyramids, period
We Masters
no caterpillers, it was just a lot of n-ggas
A lot of great thinkers and a lot of great inventors
All white mansion, I’m the child of God
All black diamonds times were hard
New Rolls Royce Guess you made it n-gga
all white neighbourhood you they favourite n-gga
you they favourite n-gga
my top back like JFK
they wanna push my top back like JFK
So, So I JFK,
join forces with the kings and we ate all day
right now I could rewrite history
I stopped writing so frack it
I’ll do it mentally

[Chorus – Rick Ross]
I go to the grave before I be a bich n-gga
Better behave you dealin’ with some rich n-ggas
Started in the ghetto now we worldwide
Multiplying and I pray to God we never die
(repeat)

[Verse 2 – Jay-Z]
N-ggas couldn’t do nothing with me
they put the devil on me
I would have preferred if n-ggas squeeze the metal on me
Rumors of Lucifer
I don’t know who to trust
whole world want my demise turn my music up
here me clearly, if y’all niggas fear me
just say y’all fear me
f-ck all these fairy tales
go to hell
This is God engineering
This is a Hail Mary pass,
y’all interfering
he without sin shall cast the first stone
so y’all look in the mirror
double check your appearance
b-tch I said I was amazing
Not that I’m a Mason
It’s amazing that I made it though the maze that I was in
Lord forgive me I never would’ve made it without sin
lyrics courtesy of Killerhiphop.com
Holy water my face in the basin
Diamonds in my Rosary shows He forgave him
B-tch I’m red hot, I’m on my third six but the devil I’m not
My Jesus peice flooded but thou shall not covet
keep your eyes off my cupboard I’m a bad motherf-cker
it’s HOV
just say you love it

[Rick Ross – Chorus]

[John Legend]
If I ever die, never let it be said I didn’t win
never, never say
never sya Legend didn’t go in (imma go in)
I just wanna die on Top of the World
Makin love to my favorite girl
makin beautiful music
we makin a movie
we knew we was born to do it

[Rick Ross – Chorus]
[End]

Props: Solomon.

Hot track. Jay-Z tries to put to rest all the rumors of his Free Mason involvement with this track.

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