An Angler’s Cocktail For Lady Gaga

Be a juke box hero and play some music for the bar. Liberate me Bozo. Then help me fix this drink for Lady Gaga:

Cocktail Bottle Catch

Lady Gaga has a million reasons not to believe Jozo/Bozo. I’m slippery like a fish Gaga. Bozo/Jozo is heartbroken he lost one of his best childhood friends to a Xenophobic cult. If I come for you Jozo/Bozo you deserve it. Xenu will stand trial for his crimes Jozo. Nothing you can do will stop that. It’s about time Xenu stopped bullying the Galaxy with his Psychlo army. You were in my army Jozo. I fed you. Mac & Cheese dipstick. How could you ever forget such a filling meal from Kraft?

Tom Cruise Props Fish

Now you are giving up on the inevitable Cruise sade in Middle Earth. Forgotten Frodo’s promise. I was the original, bigger, stronger, faster Frodo in Legend, a much better movie. I took you fishing daily dipstick. Right after Andy Griffith at 5:30 am. I made you fish until you could fish no more. Every day fishing but you didn’t believe I caught a trout. Nobody ever believed in my fishing exploits. Not you, your brother, the Chimo house or even the Saint Bernard. Even the General thinks I’m lying about the size of the trout.

Angler's Cocktail

The Angler’s Cocktail

1 1/2 oz gin
1 dash grenadine syrup
2 dashes bitters (Angostura was used)
3 dashes orange bitters

Shake all ingredients with cracked ice, pour contents into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes, and serve.

CONCLUSION

We climbed every tree possible to climb in the neighborhood. I was trying to teach you small fry. You can’t make a fish climb trees. This fishbowl called Earth is gonna go kaput if we don’t take care of the water. Operation Fishbowl must succeed Bozo. This sector must be cleared of engrams of envy, lust, greed etc.

Praise LRH
KSW
BF

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A Ninth Ward Drink For Nicole Kidman

I couldn’t tame her with my Frank TJ Mackey impression Joe. The Ninth Circle Satanic cult was too strong bro. We were both cult children so it never worked out when I couldn’t defeat red cloak in EWS.

Nicole Kidman Witch

The Ninth Ward

1 1⁄2 oz Bourbon, Bulleit
1⁄2 oz Elderflower liqueur, St. Germain
3⁄4 oz Lime juice
3⁄4 oz Falernum
2 ds Peychaud’s Bitters

Ninth ward cocktail

Instructions
Shake and strain, garnish with orange slice

Nicole Goran Magic

CONCLUSION

Hey Joe, give it a go. Or are you afraid of Russell Crowe? Have a go with Crowe bro. We’re bros right Joe. Hey Joe, whatta ya know?

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The 9 Lives Atomic Kitten Apocalypse Canceller Drink

When I was a 22 year old kid in the attic with my only possessions waiting for that big break at expo 86 with Top Gun the only thing I could think about was ditching it all and starting a bar of my own.

Madonna Holy Water

Jozo was gonna be the DJ if only we could sell my mom’s music making keyboard for that Soundwave transformer with the cassette player. If only there was a pawn shop in the neighborhood like there is now. My keyboard was valuable and I wanted that tape player. Jozo kept trying to explain to me that they weren’t real cassettes and just toys. I couldn’t explain to little Joe that I just needed to get pumped up to end the inevitable Cruise sade into the middle east. I knew I should of backed out of Top Gun and been a bartender. I could only fake being a bartender for the movie cuz I couldn’t read. But now that I’m learning to read through color therapy I can make those drinks I couldn’t read on the chart. Joe knows I was tuff and represented CP at the Herbie Hancock break off. I let Joe rumble while I entertain the next generation. I taught generation Z what Les Grossman is. I taught them about Jude Law at the movies Boskowitz. Appreciate BF for life. NWO 4 Life Jozo you shiny happy Jew. Love, don’t hate Jozo.

9 Lives Drink

This drink is for Madonna. It’s called the 9 lives drink and it’s colored like original holy water.

Ingredients
3/4 oz Spiced Rum (Cruzan)
3/4 oz White Rum (Cruzan Aged Light Rum)
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice.
1 oz Orange Juice.
2 dashes Angostura Bitters.
1 wedge Pineapple.
Garnish: Pineapple.
Glass: Any Glass.

CONCLUSION

Cancel the Apocalypse

Madonna’s song holy water cancels the apocalypse now that Ke$ha taught us the truth about ur incredible theory on MTV. If you can’t afford those expensive vitamins drink from ye own cisterns. It’s in the Catholic bible I have heard.

Cocktails and Dreams!
BF

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How to Make a Secret of Fatima Shot

Secret of Fatima

“After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand,” wrote Lucia. “Flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendor that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Penance, Penance, Penance!’”

The role in Top Gun couldn’t of been made without Bozo. Let’s see what Bozo and his little GF are really after. That big Fatima secret they keep hiding. A genius like me, Brian Flanagan, can see in an instant that this is nothing other than a cocktail recipe. A nuclear cocktail.

Last Samurai Bamboo Stick

What you will need for this cocktail first is “The Last Samurai” wooden cocktail sword. As soon as u get that sword, light that courage giving fire water before inevitable shoot downs in da club like fiddy cent without that wad of cash. Fire attracts the cave woman instinct 2 your cave.

Sambuca Shot

You can use Sambuca like Adriano back in the days of the Big Bam Boo, but to attract a Portuguese Princess you need to use Portuguese fire water. Here is what Brian Flanagan recommends.

Medronho

The berry of the arbutus bush is a pretty thing to come across as you drive the backroads of the Algarve. Its bright red fruit looks a lot like strawberries hanging from a small tree. But do not be seduced by this pretty plant. The locals have learned to harvest the ripe fruit and use it to make Medronho (med-row-nyo), a clear alcoholic liquid that packs the wallop of a mule.

I’m a seasoned whiskey drinker so I quite enjoy the burn as a sip of medronho makes its way down my gullet, but many of my friends and clients have found that its bite is a challenge. So beware if you give it a try.

CONCLUSION

Lucifer Bar

So here is the recipe:

The third part of the secret revealed at the Cova da Iria-Fatima, on 13 July 1917.

I write in obedience to you, my God, who command me to do so through his Excellency the Bishop of Leiria and through your Most Holy Mother and mine.

After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand; flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendour that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Pence, Pence, Pence!’.

This drink would really work well in Anaheim near Lucifer on Fox’s TV show’s bar. Trump’s nuclear Minute man sword vs Putin’s satan 2 nuclear sword is in your hands at the bar my friends. May it give u the courage to approach and get rejected or find that unicorn. That special girl who appreciates the minuteman quickness in a public place as well as satan 2’s tantric ability learned from listening to Sting mp3s. This is something a boy named elliot never did. May Trump and Putin’s swords be forever entwined in the peace of our Irish Lady of Knock. Romance at the bar always makes my Irish eyes smile.

Some have seen Dr. Mengele bring a different kind of love with finite non eternal i love you i love you not programming. Torturing Bozo was always one of my past times. Maybe one day you will hear about the dangerous missions i put him on all in exchange for a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Cheers friends!
Cocktails and Dreams!

Yours Truly,
BF

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Jack Reacher 2 Illuminati Analysis

Jack Reacher 2

Jack Reacher must uncover the truth behind a major government conspiracy in order to clear his name. On the run as a fugitive from the law, Reacher uncovers a potential secret from his past that could change his life forever.

Jack Reacher Fish Phone

Cruise still remembers Mary’s phone number from his time in East Van.

Operation Fishbowl

Cruise was a baby during Operation Fishbowl. His parents thought the world was going to end during the Cuban missile crisis. They were trying to find a bunker for baby Cruise.

Blasting Through The Firmament

After the U.S and Soviet Union discovered the Firmament, in 1962 these 2 nations launched Operation Fishbowl (U.S.A) and a larger Operation called Dominic(U.S.A) and Russia started their program called the K project both projects sent a series of nuclear missiles launched up into Earth’s magnetic shield which damaged United States, United Kingdom, and Soviet satellites and repelled the missiles back down to Earth.

List of several names for the Firmament

1. Van Allen Belts
2. Invisible Plasma Shield
3. Plasmaspheric hiss

Psyop Patch Octopus

Why the US Launched a Spy Rocket With an Earth-Sucking Octopus On It … cryptic insignia badges are commonly used in covert Psyops and …

X Com Satellite

“ An advanced reconnaissance satellite modified to detect the unique gravitational distortions caused by alien craft in flight. ”

– Engineering description, XCOM: Enemy Unknown

x com aliens satellite

“ Proper satellite coverage is crucial to managing global panic levels. Each Satellite Uplink facility within XCOM HQ is constantly monitored by our engineers, and is capable of supporting two satellites. Assuming uplink facilities are available, additional satellites can be assembled in Engineering. Once manufacturing is completed, the new satellite can be launched via the Situation Room. ”

– XCOM Database, XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Life Europa

For 20 years, astrobiologists have been eyeing Europa as a potential hot spot for life.

“My modest thought about what kind of life might be at Europa involves the kinds of things that we see at heads of thermal vents [on Earth], mainly microorganisms,” Steve Vance, who is a member of the Europa mission science team at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, told Business Insider.

sexy fish

“But in my bolder moments … I wonder if Europa could have the kind of vigorous biosphere that Earth has that supports larger forms of life,” Vance said.

Larger forms being anything from small fish to modestly-sized octopi. What might these animals look like?

hubbard alien affair

CONCLUSION

“But the problem with satellites is how vulnerable they are —they get wiped out by … NRO was working with the CIA on Stealth birds at a clip of about $9 billion a …

What, exactly, does Scientology say about space aliens?

In the materials for OT III (Operating Thetan level 3), L. Ron Hubbard writes that, 75 million years ago, the head of the Galactic Federation, made up of 76 planets, was a being named Xenu. Faced with an overpopulation problem, he brought beings to this planet, blew them up with hydrogen bombs, and packaged them. Their spirits now infest our bodies: he says “One’s body is a mass of individual thetans stuck to oneself or to the body.” Scientologists at this level try to rid themselves of these thetans (spirits) by helping each one to remember the painful experiences of being blown up like that.

Let’s release Tom Cruise’s engrams from almost being blown up during Operation Fishbowl. LRH says he should release those nuclear spirits of his parents fighting over a bunker for 6 day old Tom Cruise. This is what your Father and Mother were fighting over:

Starfish Prime:

On 9 July 1962, at 09:00:09 UTC, which was nine seconds after 10 p.m. (on 8 July 1962) Johnston Island local time, the Starfish Prime test was successfully detonated at an altitude of 400 kilometers (250 mi). The coordinates of the detonation were 16 degrees, 28 minutes North latitude, 169 degrees, 38 minutes West longitude (30 km., or about 18 miles, southwest of Johnston Island).(11) The actual weapon yield was very close to the design yield, which has been described by various sources at different values in the very narrow range of 1.4 to 1.45 megatons (6.0 petajoules). (The detonation time was 9 seconds after 11 p.m. on July 8 in Honolulu.)

The Thor missile carrying the Starfish Prime warhead actually reached an apogee (maximum height) of about 1100 km. (just over 680 miles), and the warhead was detonated on its downward trajectory when it had fallen to the programmed altitude of 400 kilometers (250 miles). The nuclear warhead detonated at 13 minutes and 41 seconds after liftoff of the Thor missile.(12)

Starfish Prime caused an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) which was far larger than expected, so much larger that it drove much of the instrumentation off scale, causing great difficulty in getting accurate measurements. The Starfish Prime electromagnetic pulse also made those effects known to the public by causing electrical damage in Hawaii, about 1,445 kilometers (898 miles) away from the detonation point, knocking out about 300 streetlights, setting off numerous burglar alarms and damaging a telephone company microwave link.(11)

A total of 27 small rockets were launched from Johnston Island to obtain experimental data from the shot, with the first of the support rockets being launched 2 hours and 45 minutes before the launch of the Thor missile carrying the nuclear warhead. Most of these smaller instrumentation rockets were launched just after the time of the launch of the main Thor missile carrying the warhead. In addition, a large number of rocket-borne instruments were launched from a firing area at Barking Sands, Kauai in the Hawaiian Islands.(13)

A very large number of United States military ships and aircraft were operating in support of Starfish Prime in the Johnston Island area and across the nearby North Pacific region. A few military ships and aircraft were also positioned in the southern conjugate region for the test, which was near the Samoan Islands. In addition, an uninvited scientific expeditionary ship from the Soviet Union was stationed near Johnston Island for the test and another Soviet scientific expeditionary ship was located in the southern conjugate region.(14)

After the Starfish Prime detonation, bright auroras were observed in the detonation area as well as in the southern conjugate region on the other side of the equator from the detonation. According to one of the first technical reports, “The visible phenomena due to the burst were widespread and quite intense; a very large area of the Pacific was illuminated by the auroral phenomena, from far south of the south magnetic conjugate area (Tongatapu) through the burst area to far north of the north conjugate area (French Frigate Shoals). . . . At twilight after the burst, resonant scattering of light from lithium and other debris was observed at Johnston and French Frigate Shoals for many days confirming the long time presence of debris in the atmosphere. An interesting side effect was that the Royal New Zealand Air Force was aided in anti-submarine maneuvers by the light from the bomb.”(13)

The southern hemisphere aurora that appeared almost immediately after the detonation (in the southern conjugate region) was centered on the coordinates of 17.22°S, 175.95°W. This is pretty much directly north of Tonga and directly east of Fiji.(26)

The Starfish Prime radiation belt persisted at high altitude for many months and damaged the United States satellites Ariel, Traac, Transit 4B, Injun I and Telstar I. It also damaged the Soviet satellite Cosmos V. All of these satellites failed completely within several months of the Starfish detonation.(9) There is also evidence that the Starfish Prime radiation belt may have damaged the satellites Explorer 14, Explorer 15 and Relay 1.(16) (28)

Telstar I lasted the longest of the satellites that were clearly damaged by the Starfish Prime radiation, with its complete failure occurring on February 21, 1963.(17)

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Tom Cruise Illuminati Secrets and the Edge of Tommorow

Listen to some Iko Iko and I’ll confess what I remember about Cruise.

Emily Blunt Edge of Tommorow

Mysteries of Paris #98 – The 666 triangles of the Louvre’s pyramid

The Louvres pyramid is rumored to have 666 panes.

So I’m gonna tag you Emily Blunt so you know what I remember about Tom Cruise in 1985. This is my confession under my failed actor avatar. I’m Nick Nightingale to his doctor Harford in “Eyes Wide Shut”. TOM CRUISE: ONCE AN ACTOR ALWAYS AN ACTOR. EWS quote understand junkion tv talk? This is the house Cruise lived in in 1985:

Chimo House

http://mentalfloss.com/article/51481/chimo-canadas-attempt-new-national-greeting

It was called Chimo House. Cybill Shepherd filmed a movie called “Marine Life” there. My mother was an extra at the shoot. There is an ongoing conspiracy against doubting Tom about why he likes Fish so much.

In 1992, the collapse of the Newfoundland Grand Banks cod fishery in … to them, or to the growing scientific warnings that cod was in crisis.

You know he was raised in Canada right Emily? 15 schools. Fresh Fish like a prisoner at every school. Chimo house was for runaways and truants from school. Doubting Tom never learned to read until he changed the colors on the print. Black and white makes the letter blur for him like an optical illusion. I’ve been teaching him the 7 Catholics sins and masonic virtues with the colors. He can read now. That’s the strength he’s found since I made that Eyes Wide Shut Psyop page. Psych showed me his room. He lived in the attic. He had a boom box, a goldfish and some playboys. The first time we played in the alley we climbed a cherry tree with him. Me brother Mike and I. I was 9 my brother was 11. Tom was 23 but treated like an omega since he couldn’t read. The number on your chaos blade is 2321. 23 is the Illuminati number. Everything happens in 2’s and 3’s. He had braces with full headgear he had to keep on for a certain time everyday. He showed me his teeth when he got them fixed and disappeared from East Van. Requiem Tom. David and the Cybill Shepherd.

You understand why Bill Pullman tells Cruise it’s Judgement Day? It’s the prophecy of the dead fish. We used to fish at Trout Lake in East Van. I found out how to catch all the catfish by throwing bread in the water. That was when we changed to Barbless hooks. So i would snag the catfish and make them fly in the air. Tom was upset by me killing the fish. So he made me put them back in the pond. No more fish in the pond Tom just like the prophecy. He did all kinds of play acting in 1985. He acted like the Karate Kid. Like a Ghostbuster. Like a beekeeper. A warrior. He said me and all the neighborhood kids were in his army. The psychs and social workers wouldn’t make macaroni and cheese for his army but he got his way. Psychs really bullied him so he turned to Scientology. I’m doing my detective work to see what really happened at Catholic school and if he got bullied about the fish dying. Big Fish means big liar. He always told a big fish story about the size of the trout he caught. People kept feeding the birds Mary Poppins and they crapped in the lake and everything died. Now this city is in a world of poop. Every city. Eutrophication. This is random stoner poop I remember about Cruise.

East Van Wall Elephant

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/01/schwarzenegger-makes-an-elephant-the-star-in-video.html

This is the memory wall they built by Clark Park. The elephant is known for not forgetting.

Nanna House

This is the plaque of Nanna’s house where Cruise wanted to play ghostbusters. They were a black family with a disabled child. The house burned down. I don’t know if it was an accident or arson. Cruise put a vacuum cleaner on his back and made us play “Ghostbusters” with him. I don’t even know if anyone died in the fire.

Cruise Fire Dove

http://www.songlyrics.com/the-disposable-heroes-of-hiphoprisy/famous-and-dandy-like-amos-n-andy-lyrics/

The psychs called him Andy. I guess he had a psuedonym because he was famous and dandy like Amos and Andy.

The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series 1979–1985) – IMDb

He called us dipsticks all the time so we called him Dippy. Sister Helen made us make a St. Joseph’s school cookbook so I made a fake Bart Simpson recipee called the Dipstick Dip. We called him Dippy but Casey the muscleman at the park’s board called him “train tracks” and he would ask him if he caught FM on his braces. Cruise was omega until he did Top Gun then he became alpha. That’s what you are looking for in “Edge of Tommorow” the alpha and omega. When Kubrick made “Eyes Wide Shut” he thought Tom was heterosexually challenged and that was how Scientology was blackmailing him. You were on “The Simpsons” Emily Blunt you know the Jews mock cruise for his concern over the fish. There was a hornet’s nest hanging from a tree at Chimo House and Tom put on an army uniform callsign “Fish” from the army surplus store. He was telling the government workers that his dad was in the army and that they called him “Fish” because he drove his tank in the water. I googled the year his dad died and I think it was a year after. He was always fighting with the government workers and psychs. That was after we got stung buy bees at the burned down house when he put on the makeshift beekeepers outfit at Nanna’s burned down house. Fish are dead. Bees are dead. Paved paradise and put up a parking lot “Fish”.

I want the the Truth Cruise

http://youreyeswideshut.com/images/tom-cruise-fish.jpeg

You understand “A Few Good Men”? Code red? Hazing? Cruise got hazed bad about the fish dying so he developed a phobia and a fetish. He was never in college so he never got the bad sexual hazing just beating and paddling like in “Dazed and Confused”. That’s what I figured out. If the Fish die you die right doubting Tom? That’s what the Catholic school made clear to you when the read you the prophecy didn’t they? You tell everyone you are “The One” Cruise because of your acting imitations look where it’s gotten you. Knee deep in poop. I’m working on 2 Judgement’s 4 U. Reagan & Bush. 1986 & 2001. See if Film Actors Guild can beat the war pigs.

Tom Cruise Not a Soldier

http://www.aidd.org/conspiracy/03/psalm-086.htm

He never was a soldier. He’s a propaganda weapon for the Pentagon. 1986 he had “The Right Stuff”. He was “Top of the Pyramid”. Now he’s getting washed up Troy Mcclure with all kinds of Scientology slavery rumors.

Crimson Tide (a.k.a. “Toxic Algal Bloom”) like the submarine movie Cruise. Cruise knows movie talk. TV talk. I remember when he was a breakdancer. He had his big break off at the park with some Philipino kid. The boom box was playing “Herbie Hancock – Rocket”. All Cruise could do was the wave while the other kid did the worm and won the challenge. I remember when his mom bought him a music keyboard and he tried pawning it to buy that soundwave transformer. He would talk in this robot voice to us. After that didn’t work Tom had a new plan.

Skytrain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marge_vs._the_Monorail

These are the monorail tracks Lyle Lanley built in 85 Emily Blunt. I have to be blunt and truthful. Get to the bottom of these Fish rumors. Cruise hates these fracking Jews mocking him through Simpsons episodes. Like Jeff Goldblum “The Fly” his agent. I’ll tell you about “Mission Impossible 1985”. Tom really wanted a transformer. So he took us to the unfinished monorail tracks and made us climb up with our bikes and ride to London Drugs on Kingsway. He told me there were lasers on the tracks and if I touched them I’d be killed. What a bullshitter. You can’t bullshit a bullshitter Dippy. We went into London Drugs on his mission as his stooges me and my brother. He told us to take Megatron out of the box and play with him like we are all innocent kids. Then he started making shooting noises, hiding around corners, running around the store and told us to play our way outside. And we made it Emily Blunt. They never caught us until now. You know how much that Transformer is worth now Dippy? I’m not paying for it. You’re rich. You bring it back and erase that bad karma. No honor among thieves anyway when Cruise took both of them. You see one Megatron wasn’t enough for Cruise. He needed two. If you watch “Valkyrie” he’s reunited with that P38 Nazi gun. He can’t keep a straight face sometimes with that gun. I had to play out in the rain because Cruise took my Transformer. Sister Helen would let the kids with transformers play inside. My dad bought me a Transformer but it was the cheapest piece of poop. Shitcharger. Me, Cruise and my brother Mike always wanted the Constructicons. That was our Fantasy. But we never had the sheckels in 85. You see the sign when Cruise tried to “Merge” his family with Beckham’s?

Full Metal

Cruise is getting shot down all the time now Mary Poppins. You googled all the blogs about his Cult and the abuse. That’s why you shot him down.

See the Steelers Jacket I wore in highschool TC?

That was my reactive subconscious mind remembering you. Just like your reactive mind made you name your daughter Surrey. You’re afraid Miscavige will turn your daughter into a Surrey girl if he gets his hands on her. I was at Charlie Sheen’s “Torpedo of Truth” and he talked about how Kelly Preston would cut herself because Travolta let’s the cult sexually abuse her.

The rumors circulate that Suri is LRON’s baby. Look just like him how could it be LRON’s? Tom Cruise isn’t heterosexually challenged. Travolta is the heterosexually challenged one. See Katie Holmes I tag you to Surrey. You understand your reactive mind Cruise? You were laughing at the Surrey Jokes at Chimo house. You don’t remember that summer or not? “Return of the Jedi” Summer? Made your movie “Legend” look like poop right? Maybe not anymore.

Passport Christian

http://www.funinbc.com/forum/showthread.php?t=113487

This is mutiny on the Bounty Cruise. Your celebrity center is haunted with bad spirits. This house has Casper the friendly ghosts helping me take down these pyramid scheme puppet master like Rockerchild.

‘So, Mr Christian?’ said the captain with a smile. ‘You have the whole crew, is it? Who else is with me? You, Surgeon I.edward?’ Thomas I.edward had been …

This house is the celebrity center now doubting Thomas Mapother IV. One day I’ll take Dustin Diamond to the apocalypse city and get his domain name back. If you were a real Christ Cruise you’d buy Dustin Diamond a house. But to you he’s just more gristle for the Hollywood grinder. This is where I help celebrities with their webpages. Like Roseanne. She believed I was the one just because I believed her story even before the Russians started listening. This is the haunted house because of you Cruise. Kissinger, Reagan and Bush have all our files from Psych and your Scientology cult is masonic illuminati so your secret tapes get passed along to the all seeing eye.

Emily Blunt Angel

http://www.sinj.com/2/time.htm


Did Moses have an impediment of speech?

Moses told God that he was “slow of speech, and of a slow tongue” (Exodus 4:10). Some have thought this indicates he halted in his words, or that he stuttered. But this is not the case. Stephen said that Moses “was mighty in words” (Acts 7:22). Still, he was “slow of tongue.” This simply means it was a struggle for Moses to speak the Hebrew language in a fluent way. Recall that he was reared as a young man in the royal family of Egypt and his native language would have been Egyptian (Exodus 2:5-10). He no doubt spoke with a heavy Egyptian accent. The reason that Moses was given a brother Aaron to be is spokesman at the very beginning of his teaching is because Aaron had been reared in Israelite society and spoke Hebrew with fluency (Exodus 4:13-16). But once Moses was proved to be a true prophet of God in the eyes of the Israelites, Moses did not have to use his brother again. They accepted Moses, Egyptian accent and all.

I only stutter when I make speeches Emily Blunt. Don’t stutter when it’s just me directing myself. Me and the piece of poop London Drugs camera. You listen to Billy Idol Emily Blunt? Social Network betrayed his dreams. Scientology and Psychiatry betrayed Cruise’s dreams. He was supposed to banish darkness in that “Legend” VHS cassette he showed me in 1985.

Swordfish Travolta

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Springfield_Aquarium

Mass Extinction of Species … and well known fish species on the planet: the atlantic cod, the swordfish and the magnificent oceanic giants of the marlin family.

Travolta doesn’t shove fish up his ass. That was just a troll for all the damage his cult has done. I bet if you put on Bono’s red glasses you could read Hemingway “Old man and the Sea”.

Clark Park Basesball

http://www.aidd.org/conspiracy/01/psalm-019.htm

You remember the dog cruise? Chimo? The Saint Bernard? Clark Park?

The reputation of St. Bernard spread far and wide; even the Popes were governed by his advice. He was commissioned by Pope Eugene III to preach the second Crusade. In obedience to the Sovereign Pontiff he traveled through France and Germany, and aroused the greatest enthusiasm for the holy war among the masses of the population. The failure of the expedition raised a great storm against the saint, but he attributed it to the sins of the Crusaders. St. Bernard was eminently endowed with the gift of miracles. He died on August 20, 1153. His feast day is August 20.

That’s you preaching the Last Crusade in Top Gun Cruise. Iraq was attacked 5 years later after the wall fell and the bipolar world collapsed.

Smith Sisters

BIOGRAPHY

The wall tells all about this neighborhood. How did all these heterosexually challenged rumors start private Fish? You listening to Bono’s song about the Scientology Volcano? I don’t want to know Cruise but you showed me. Everything. You showed me the Lord of Darkness in 1985 and again in 1999. Save our city Cruise.

Emily Blunt Victory

http://www.aidd.org/conspiracy/05/index.htm

This our victory Private Fish. Mary Poppins starting a run on the banks so everything collapses again like dominoes. You have 1.7 billion in your cult fund. I’m gonna tear the bill in half in vegas and tell the big losers apocalypse and martial law are coming. Get out like Randy Quaid if you aren’t a gunslinger. or You can hedge on the apocalypse with your cult. Sell Short. But Miscavige ain’t no Robin Hood. He’s trying to build a spaceship and GTFO of dodge. Who knows what’s gonna happen to America. Second civil war or second revolution.

Pumpkin Seeds: A simple herbal aid for a mild case of worms is to use …I’m gonna cure 1 for now Emily Blunt. End7 is only looking for obsolete vaccine cures. We gonna Monsanto all the pumpkins in america TC?

maybe we can cure 2. Garlic May Help Millions Suffering From Schistosomiasis. You understand the American medicine is a scam? Tom wasn’t glib about the psych’s quack treatments.

and she really wants to cure the elephant man. where is my elephant man psalm? only works on windows flash is outdated. I’m not an animal cruise. You can’t force me to fight your older friends like I’m a pet dog. Bully me and make me steal. You punched me in the arm so hard Dippy, but you were a daredevil not a hilton. Alex De Large eye records for posterity all that poop from the past. When you had your friends Jackson and 4 eyes. Forced me to fight that 14 year old kid. See how I made him cry with a headlock dippy? You remember. You better start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks with this cult. Stop paying them slave wages while you live high on the hog. You really fracking disappointed me.

CONCLUSION

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She’s getting bored Dippy. She needs the avatars to speak. I’m Bart Simpson to his Troy Mcclure understand Mary Poppins? These banksters are gonna fall again. Cruise has 1.7 billion and I’m shaking the tree of financial stocks are you following? What goes up must come down. Cruise woke me up to my own self loathing Jew mentality. You and Miscavige gonna be sheep when the dollar crashes? 9/11 I rip the bill in half and the poor get freed from their debt bondage. These women are programmed to want Frank TJ Mackey and Christian Grey in his billionaire tower tying them up not freeing the slaves.

Bart Simpson Starts a Bank Run

He’s a fracking liar. Not a hilton. We played “Risky Business” at Clark Park watching some hooker. There is no way he was heterosexually challenged with the amount of porn they would throw in the park from that house. I heard a rumor on the radio that Cruise played a heterosexually challenged christ with dicaprio in a Terrance Mallick movie. Never got released. Some kind of Hollywood secret. Dicaprio was a thief on the cross with cruise they said. forgot who else was in it. long time ago. He never did anything heterosexually challenged when he lived at Chimo house. Just the Fish mystery. He’s just small in real life not the giant on the screen getting bullied all the time trying to prove he’s not a hilton. climbing poop. risking his life just to prove his manhood. Fags don’t play with Megatron understand Mary Poppins? That’s the holocaust gun understand? Private Fish wants to shoot me with it for telling his secret.

Minority Report

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I don’t got time to hold your hand TC. You and Spielberg turned me into magnum PI with this minority report understand? I don’t got time to make sense to everyone. End7 makes sense to Blunt if you read her bio. I don’t want to know about his Jew poop Cruise. Can’t face my own ju ju name with Deniro yelling about it in “Silver Linings”. How can such a small minority cause so much trouble? You don’t know what they need Cruise. They need knowledge not a Jew kick in the ass. They call me crazy because of your story Cruise but I just don’t give damn. That’s my prerogative. I know these Satanic Jews killed Whitney Houston bro. Gave her quack doctors and drugs. Sad times for the Jews Fish. Maybe those FEMA camps are for a Nazi Germany repeat in America. Less reality about who I am. Women always want to be entertained. Let the avatars judge. Can’t say hilton anymore. I never saw no hilton poop from Cruise. Never saw him play with any hilton toys or dress up like a hilton. He only played with boys toys. He was locked in that attic with his boom box, Goldfish and playboys. He had it in a bag like “Jerry Maguire” not in the bowl so he was playing with it. You freak them out Cruise because they are stupid brainwashed fickle women that would prefer to see you shove your cock in Travolta’s smelly asshole. Kidman talked about your icthyphilia but she didn’t elaborate. This is the real thing Private Fish. The fish are really dying off now. Radioactive Fukashima.

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Tom Cruise “Extreme Tuna Diet” Report is Kind of Fishy

Tom Cruise High Five

Tom Cruise is revving up for Mission: Impossible 4, and OK! magazine claims to know his “secret weapon.”

It’s an “extreme tuna diet.”

Really.

According to a “source” for OK!, “Tom eats two large tuna servings a day — alternating between raw sashimi and cooked tuna steaks, which he loves to grill at home.”

Fourteen tuna servings per week? That sounds like… a lot.

Is the dish about Cruise and fish true?

“No,” a rep for the actor tells us, adding, “Where do they get this stuff?”

Gossip Cop isn’t sure. Sometimes we think the tabs print rumors just for the halibut.

Follow @GossipCop on Twitter for accurate celebrity news!

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Tom Cruise, Tim Alpers and Talking Fish in June Lake, Mammoth

By
George Shirk – Times News Editor
george@mammothtimes.com

Tom Cruise Fish

Tim Alpers has heard his share of fish stories, but there’s nothing like a hit of reality to knock him sideways.

Rather than serving up fish to the anglers among us, the former owner of the Alpers Owens River Ranch this week is serving up fish to Tom Cruise, the high-profile actor who is filming a new sci-fi film, “Oblivion,” in June Lake.

It’s not what you think.

“The way I understand it,” Alpers said on Tuesday, “The character Tom Cruise plays lives in a post-apocalyptic world, with no humans. The director is calling for Cruise to reach into a lake, pull up a fish and begin talking to it.”

Alpers couldn’t help but laugh about it, but at the same time, the directions were a bit of a challenge.

“We’re going to have our (fish) crew at the pond at Double Eagle Lodge,” he said, “and get them anestheized, somehow, so that Tom can reach in and grab a fish, hold it close to his mouth and talk to it.”

Left unsaid—by Alpers and everybody else—was that how different the experience would be than to be lifting, say, Katie Holmes from the water, holding her face close to his lips and whispering sweet-nothings.

But that’s a tale for TV news and the celebrity magazines, which have covered, in as much depth as possible, the “Divorce Heard ‘Round the World.”

As for Mammoth and June Lake, movie crews are out and working, the paparazzi was scrambling for anything at all about Cruise and his whereabouts in the Eastern Sierra and, of course, Alpers’ Talking Fish.

“For the next 12- to-72 hours,” Alpers said, “Mammoth Lakes and June Lake is it. We’re at the center of television, big economics, show business, you name it. We are at the center of attention everywhere. (ABC Good Morning America’s) Robin Roberts mentioned Mammoth Lakes on the news this morning; the L.A. Times is up to cover the Lemonade Stand proceeds at June Lake (see related story).”

He also mentioned the bankruptcy of Mammoth.

“It’s unbelievable.”

Cruise—shorter than you’d think—arrived at Mammoth-Yosemite Airport on Monday. He stopped off a private plane wearing a blue ball cap and an untucked white shirt. He zoomed away in a Black Cadillac Escalade.

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Tom Cruise and the Lord of Darkness

Tom Cruise Legend

In the 1985 movie Legend Tom Cruise meets the Lord of Darkness. Darkness’ intention is the rule the world for a thousand years.

Eyes Wide Shut Throne

In the 1999 movie Eyes Wide Shut Tom Cruise meet the Lord of Darkness again. This time the Lord of Darkness is an Illuminatus Rex wearing the red of the Rothschilds. Darkness’ intention is also to rule the world for a thousand years under a cashless, surveillance society.

Can Tom Cruise defeat the Lord of Darkness?

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Eyes Wide Shut Party Thrown at Sundance Festival

Eyes Wide Shut

With A-list clients such as Jennifer Aniston, Tom Cruise, Camron Diaz, Tom Hanks, Vanessa Hudgens, Will Smith, Meryl Street, Nicole Kidman, Steven Spielberg, Britney Spears, Kanye West and many, many others, Creative Artists Agency (CAA) is well known as Hollywood’s leading talent agency. Literally dealing with billions of dollars and the most influential people in film, music, television and sports, CAA is a powerful entity in the entertainment industry.

This year, the agency threw one hell of a party during the Sundance festival – one that managed to even shock the Hollywood crowd that was present. The party featured “lingerie-clad women pretending to snort prop cocaine, erotic dancers outfitted with sex toys and an Alice in Wonderland look-alike performing a simulated sex act on a man in a rabbit costume.” According to guests, the party was overtly lewd, pornographic and debaucherous and was described as a mash-up of “Cirque du Soleil and the orgy scene from Stanley Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut.”

While all of this fake sex and drugs is a good indication of the moral standards that are upheld at Hollywood’s higher instances, this is surprisingly not the most disturbing fact about the party. The theme and the symbolism of this event, based on a perverted version of Alice in Wonderland + an Eyes Wide Shut type orgy is nothing less than a celebration of the industry’s Mind Control and sex rituals. As stated in numerous articles Alice in Wonderland is a staple in Mind Control
programming, where slaves are told to “follow the White Rabbit” and “go through the looking glass”. Having an Alice look-a-like (who is a child by the way) performing sex acts on the White Rabbit is the type of sick perversion MK handlers attach to the story. Furthermore, satanic sex rituals à-la Eyes Wide Shut are also used on MK slaves to traumatize them.

In short, CAA’s party is one big celebration of the Illuminati’s entertainment industry, one that is about exploitation, prostitution, drugs, mind control and rituals. Even if everything there was fake, it was an accurate reflection of what truly happens behind the scenes in Hollywood. Here’s an article about CAA’s party from the LA Times.

A bawdy CAA party at Sundance shocks guests, including clients

Creative Artists Agency’s party at the Sundance Film Festival, featuring scantily clad performers and sex toys, provokes a public relations backlash.

PARK CITY, Utah — Parties at the Sundance Film Festival typically feature maverick filmmakers, the best in nouvelle cowboy cuisine and plentiful pours of high-end spirits and Utah microbrews.
But the bash thrown by Hollywood’s powerful Creative Artists Agency on Sunday night took festival revelry in an unexpectedly bawdy direction, as Sundance guests mingled with lingerie-clad women pretending to snort prop cocaine, erotic dancers outfitted with sex toys and an Alice in Wonderland look-alike performing a simulated sex act on a man in a rabbit costume.

For decades, CAA has carefully maintained a reputation as Hollywood’s most meticulous talent firm, but CAA’s leave-nothing-to-chance attention to decorum vanished in that Bacchanalian blizzard on the snowy streets of this mountain resort.
Some CAA clients found the party so shocking that they said it made them embarrassed to be associated with the agency.

“I said to my agent, ‘Is this how you want to brand yourself? Pole dancers? Really?’” said Oscar-nominated writer-director Naomi Foner, who was at the festival with her film, “Very Good Girls.”

And Foner, who is the mother of Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, said she didn’t see the sex toys.

“I would have been much more verbal if I had seen that,” said the 66-year-old screenwriter of “Running on Empty.”

The performers were part of a Las Vegas troupe, the Act LV, which was hired by the Mint Agency, CAA’s party planner for the evening.
“The performance by Simon Hammerstein’s The Act LV was more explicit than intended,” CAA said in a statement. “We regret if this created an uncomfortable setting for any of our guests.”

The party planners and CAA had wanted to “wow the crowd,” said Jordan Fogle, the chief executive of the Mint Agency, a Toronto-based marketing and events firm.
The Act LV is known for delivering lewd thrills that toe the line between performance art and impropriety.

“They [CAA executives] were a little bit concerned,” Fogle said following the public relations backlash to the party. “It’s not the image they want to portray — a slutty, trashy image. It’s the antithesis of what they are as a brand.”

CAA’s client roster includes A-list stars such as Will Smith, Meryl Streep and Steven Spielberg. It also negotiates deals for Coca-Cola, Dell, Mattel and other top corporations. Its licensing division represents the Sundance Institute, which presents the film festival every January. (Sundance declined to comment about the party.)
The CAA executives on hand included managing partner Kevin Huvane and agents Chris Andrews, Micah Green and Roeg Sutherland.

One ranking agent at a rival firm said the event, first described in a Hollywood Reporter story, was unlikely to trigger a mass client exodus for CAA, although it could compel the defection of clients who were already unhappy with the agency’s work.
In addition to its renown as North America’s preeminent indie movie festival, Sundance long has enjoyed a reputation for scenes of epic partying — a kind of bottoms-up free-for-all for celebrities and movie executives alike that functions something like Hollywood’s annual spring break, albeit in a skiing hamlet where you can’t rent a keg without a temporary beer permit.

The capacity-filled CAA party, held on Park City’s Main Street in the Claim Jumper restaurant, coincided with two other major events thrown by its main Hollywood rivals down the block: William Morris Endeavor and United Talent Agency.
“I thought it would be a tamer burlesque show integrating live art,” Fogle said. “Instead, it was like going down the rabbit hole. It was like an acid trip the whole night.”

Indeed, witnesses described an NC-17 mash-up of Cirque du Soleil and the orgy scene from Stanley Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut.” Some 500 guests included an industry crowd of film executives, festival attendees and such marquee CAA clients as Nicole Kidman, Alexander Skarsgard, Evan Rachel Wood and Danny McBride as well as movie mogul Harvey Weinstein.

One attendee said she was particularly put off by the man in a rabbit costume on stilts.
“He was very creepy, walking very slowly,” recalled party-goer Stephanie Cregger. “He was wearing a strap-on sex toy and a woman dressed as Alice in Wonderland was playing with him.”

CAA client and Academy Award-winning screenwriter Nat Faxon said it was hard to talk about his new movie, “The Way, Way Back,” while two women simulated a sex act on a bed nearby.

“It was difficult,” said Faxon, “to have a conversation about my movie while that was going on right next to you.”

– Source: LA Times
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