Buy the Zoo Conspiracy

Solid Snake leaned against the railing outside the Vancouver Zoo, cigarette unlit for once, bandana tails moving in the Pacific breeze.

Brad Pitt—half in character, half himself—stared at the enclosures with that familiar 12 Monkeys intensity.

Snake:
“I watched 12 Monkeys again. You weren’t crazy, Brad. Not completely. Maybe the system was.”

Brad smirked. “That’s what all the characters say.”

Snake folded his arms.

Snake:
“I’m thinking of buying this place. Not to shut it down overnight. Not to play eco–terrorist. But to transition it. Sanctuary model. No more breeding programs for ticket sales. No more pacing polar bears for Instagram.”

Brad tilted his head. “So… not my character’s version. No virus. No chaos.”

Snake shook his head.

Snake:
“Freedom doesn’t mean panic. It means strategy. Rewild where possible. Expand protected land. Partner with conservation biologists. Some animals can’t just be ‘set free.’ They’d die in a week. That’s not liberation—that’s negligence.”

Brad looked impressed.

Brad:
“So you agree with the idea… but not the execution.”

Snake:
“Exactly. The film was about breaking cages in people’s minds. But in real life? You don’t open every lock at once. You build something better first.”

A peacock cried in the distance.

Snake gestured toward the enclosures.

Snake:
“Imagine this place as a rescue center. Animals saved from trafficking. From collapsing ecosystems. Public education that actually funds habitat protection in the wild. Turn spectators into guardians.”

Brad nodded slowly.

Brad:
“That’s less ‘12 Monkeys’… more ‘12-Year Plan.’”

Snake allowed himself a rare half-smile.

Snake:
“Change the world quietly. No apocalypse required.”

They stood in silence, watching a rescued owl blink from its perch.

Snake:
“Your character wasn’t insane, Brad. He just hated cages. I get that.”

Brad shrugged.

“Just make sure, Snake… if you buy the zoo… you don’t become the new zookeeper of another system.”

Snake adjusted his bandana.

“I won’t. I’ve broken out of enough prisons to know the difference.”

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Marija’s Love For Brad Pitt

Marija sighs, her fingers scrolling through an old tabloid article about Brad Pitt’s latest custody battle. “Joe, you need to let go of the past. Brad’s a good man. He’s not drinking anymore, and he deserves weekends with his kids.”

Joe, leaning back in his chair, crosses his arms. “Mom, BP abandoned East Van when we needed him the most. When things got real, he ran off to his Hollywood fortress. That’s not what a leader does.”

Marija shakes her head. “People make mistakes. He’s trying to redeem himself.”

Joe, also known in the online world as Solid Snake, exhales sharply. “You think I don’t want to believe that? But it’s not about what he wants. It’s about what he did. A man’s legacy is written in his worst moments, not his best.”

Marija puts a hand on his arm. “Then give him a chance to change that legacy.”

Joe looks away, his jaw tightening. “That’s why I put the UN beret on him. Like the medal the Cowardly Lion gets in The Wizard of Oz. Maybe if he wears it long enough, he’ll start believing he has courage.”

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Marla’s Poem: Revelation 16

My Dream

Hear now a curious dream I dreamed last night
Each word whereof is weighed and sifted truth.

 I stood beside Euphrates while it swelled
Like overflowing Jordan in its youth:
It waxed and coloured sensibly to sight;
Till out of myriad pregnant waves there welled
Young crocodiles, a gaunt blunt-featured crew,
Fresh-hatched perhaps and daubed with birthday dew.
The rest if I should tell, I fear my friend
My closest friend would deem the facts untrue;
And therefore it were wisely left untold;
Yet if you will, why, hear it to the end.

 Each crocodile was girt with massive gold
And polished stones that with their wearers grew:
But one there was who waxed beyond the rest,
Wore kinglier girdle and a kingly crown,
Whilst crowns and orbs and sceptres starred his breast.
All gleamed compact and green with scale on scale,
But special burnishment adorned his mail
And special terror weighed upon his frown;
His punier brethren quaked before his tail,
Broad as a rafter, potent as a flail.
So he grew lord and master of his kin:
But who shall tell the tale of all their woes?
An execrable appetite arose,
He battened on them, crunched, and sucked them in.
He knew no law, he feared no binding law,
But ground them with inexorable jaw:
The luscious fat distilled upon his chin,
Exuded from his nostrils and his eyes,
While still like hungry death he fed his maw;
Till every minor crocodile being dead
And buried too, himself gorged to the full,
He slept with breath oppressed and unstrung claw.
Oh marvel passing strange which next I saw:
In sleep he dwindled to the common size,
And all the empire faded from his coat.
Then from far off a winged vessel came,
Swift as a swallow, subtle as a flame:
I know not what it bore of freight or host,
But white it was as an avenging ghost.
It levelled strong Euphrates in its course;
Supreme yet weightless as an idle mote
It seemed to tame the waters without force
Till not a murmur swelled or billow beat:
Lo, as the purple shadow swept the sands,
The prudent crocodile rose on his feet
And shed appropriate tears and wrung his hands.

 What can it mean? you ask. I answer not
For meaning, but myself must echo, What?
And tell it as I saw it on the spot.

As we trek through the arid landscapes of 2023, one pressing environmental concern is splintering the heart of the Middle East. The Euphrates River, once a flourishing emblem of life, now lies on the brink of ecological disaster. With an ever-diminishing flow, this once mighty river bears a stark warning: water scarcity is real and knocking at our doors.

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