The Black Horse and the Big Short

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Brad Pitt makes his big stock deal in the Black Horse Pub. He tells his partners that the future is in seeds not money. The black horse represents famine in the apocalypse. Bill Gates has a vault full of seeds he’s hedging for the end of the world. Buy your own seeds goldbugs. This is the year of the Shmitah. If you can’t go short the smartest thing to do is buy seeds or gold. I’m gonna put my money where my mouth is and buy a seed vault. You should too if you have a yard. End that lawn and start growing food this spring my golden friends. If you put the seed in your mouth for a few minutes before you plant it the saliva will tell the plant what minerals and vitamins to absorb to give you vibrant health.

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Brad Pitt and the White Horses of World War II

Brad Pitt Fury

Brad Pitt is back to killing Nazis and making the world safe for Big Shlomo. I’m the expert on WWII on this site so I’ll give it a go.

Amon Goeth White Horse

The Messiah rides a white horse. The closest thing to a Messiah WWII had was Amon Goeth. Here he is on his white horse rounding up the Juden.

Mussolini White Horse

When Mussolini took power in 1922 he restarted the calendars on year 1. This is because Mussolini saw himself as the Italian Messiah. He didn’t have the stomach to round up the Juden like Amon Goeth though.

Patton White Horse

Here’s old blood and guts on his white horse suffering from the same Messiah complex. Thankfully the Juden arranged Patton’s death in a car accident.

Chiang Kai Shek

The White horse craze spread to China. Here is Chiang Kai Shek on his white horse.

Mao White Horse

Mao rode the white horse on his long march and the Reds ruled China instead.

Hirohito White Horse

Here’s the Emperor of Japan on his white horse.

zhukov white horse

Marshal Zhukov was not immune to the madness. Stalin was supposed to ride the white horse but kept falling off. Stalin is a red manlet who’s mummy needs to be destroyed forever so there is no chance at resurrection.

Tito White Horse

Here’s Josip Broz Tito on his white horse. Yugoslavia cost the Fuhrer the war. If he only attacked Russia sooner instead of cleaning up the mess in Yugoslavia.

CONCLUSION

The Messiah complex was rampant in World War II. Look for the Christ to ride into Jerusalem on a white horse instead of a donkey this time.

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9/11 and the Movie Fight Club

Fight Club

The main character of the movie Fight Club is a multiple personality named Tyler Durden. In Freemasonry, the Tyler guards the lodge door. You might recall the scene where Tyler takes new entrants into Fight Club and makes them wait at the door without food and shelter. This is similar to how Freemasonry used to be, although nowadays the requirements for joining have laxed since the amount of new members is waning.

On 9/11 the members of fight club were no longer the middle children of history. They had their great war. The War on Terror.

Fight Club Cancer

Fight Club is a nihilist film. The main character Jack starts the film by going to support groups for incurable diseases. Notice they meet in the Church of St. Francis. Though the film is nihilistic there is still hope for a miracle to happen like a cure for cancer.

Fight Club Masonic Floor

After Jack splits into his alter personality ,Tyler, he starts a secret society. This secret society is anti-Masonic as symbolized by the elitist they drag into the bathroom and threaten. Their secret society is against the Old Order.

Do not frack with us. Fight Club

They piss in the Rotary club’s soup. They drag their master into the bathroom and tell him not to frack with Fight Club.

WTC Sphere

Here is a picture of the corporate art outside the World Trade Center.

Corporate art

Fight Club starts a new endeavor, “Project Mayhem”. They blow up the corporate art and send the ball rolling into a neighboring Starbucks.

Fight Club Implosion

Tyler decides he wants to put the economy back into equilibrium by cancelling all the debts. He wants to start a Jubilee which is a very Christian thing to do. Fight Club plants explosives in all the bank buildings and at the end of the movie they implode.

WTC Implosion

This movie is where the Illuminati and the Freemasons got the idea to demolish the World Trade Center. Life imitates art once again. Their debts have been wiped out.

WTC 7

Always remember the first rule of Fight Club. You do not talk about Fight Club.

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