Be a juke box hero and play some music for the bar. Liberate me Bozo. Then help me fix this drink for Lady Gaga:
Lady Gaga has a million reasons not to believe Jozo/Bozo. I’m slippery like a fish Gaga. Bozo/Jozo is heartbroken he lost one of his best childhood friends to a Xenophobic cult. If I come for you Jozo/Bozo you deserve it. Xenu will stand trial for his crimes Jozo. Nothing you can do will stop that. It’s about time Xenu stopped bullying the Galaxy with his Psychlo army. You were in my army Jozo. I fed you. Mac & Cheese dipstick. How could you ever forget such a filling meal from Kraft?
Now you are giving up on the inevitable Cruise sade in Middle Earth. Forgotten Frodo’s promise. I was the original, bigger, stronger, faster Frodo in Legend, a much better movie. I took you fishing daily dipstick. Right after Andy Griffith at 5:30 am. I made you fish until you could fish no more. Every day fishing but you didn’t believe I caught a trout. Nobody ever believed in my fishing exploits. Not you, your brother, the Chimo house or even the Saint Bernard. Even the General thinks I’m lying about the size of the trout.
The Angler’s Cocktail
1 1/2 oz gin
1 dash grenadine syrup
2 dashes bitters (Angostura was used)
3 dashes orange bitters
Shake all ingredients with cracked ice, pour contents into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes, and serve.
We climbed every tree possible to climb in the neighborhood. I was trying to teach you small fry. You can’t make a fish climb trees. This fishbowl called Earth is gonna go kaput if we don’t take care of the water. Operation Fishbowl must succeed Bozo. This sector must be cleared of engrams of envy, lust, greed etc.