An Angler’s Cocktail For Lady Gaga

Be a juke box hero and play some music for the bar. Liberate me Bozo. Then help me fix this drink for Lady Gaga:

Cocktail Bottle Catch

Lady Gaga has a million reasons not to believe Jozo/Bozo. I’m slippery like a fish Gaga. Bozo/Jozo is heartbroken he lost one of his best childhood friends to a Xenophobic cult. If I come for you Jozo/Bozo you deserve it. Xenu will stand trial for his crimes Jozo. Nothing you can do will stop that. It’s about time Xenu stopped bullying the Galaxy with his Psychlo army. You were in my army Jozo. I fed you. Mac & Cheese dipstick. How could you ever forget such a filling meal from Kraft?

Tom Cruise Props Fish

Now you are giving up on the inevitable Cruise sade in Middle Earth. Forgotten Frodo’s promise. I was the original, bigger, stronger, faster Frodo in Legend, a much better movie. I took you fishing daily dipstick. Right after Andy Griffith at 5:30 am. I made you fish until you could fish no more. Every day fishing but you didn’t believe I caught a trout. Nobody ever believed in my fishing exploits. Not you, your brother, the Chimo house or even the Saint Bernard. Even the General thinks I’m lying about the size of the trout.

Angler's Cocktail

The Angler’s Cocktail

1 1/2 oz gin
1 dash grenadine syrup
2 dashes bitters (Angostura was used)
3 dashes orange bitters

Shake all ingredients with cracked ice, pour contents into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes, and serve.

CONCLUSION

We climbed every tree possible to climb in the neighborhood. I was trying to teach you small fry. You can’t make a fish climb trees. This fishbowl called Earth is gonna go kaput if we don’t take care of the water. Operation Fishbowl must succeed Bozo. This sector must be cleared of engrams of envy, lust, greed etc.

Praise LRH
KSW
BF

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The 666 Hand Sign Part 2

Paul Mccartney 666 hand sign

The Beatles giving the ol’ 666.

Dude Love 666 Hand Sign

Dude Love giving the 666 hand sign on the new WWE video game.

Lady Gaga 666 hand sign

Lady Gaga giving the 666 hand sign at the 2013 MTV VMA’s.

Justin Timberlake 666 hand sign

Justin Timberlake also gives the hand sign.

Eddie Murphy 666 Hand Sign

Eddie Murphy giving the 666.

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Marilyn Monroe and Lady Gaga’s “Government Hooker”

Lady Gaga Government Hooker

“Government Hooker”

Gaga, ga oh-ah
Gaga, ga oh-oh-oh
Io ritorne, io ritorne
Io ritorne, io ritorne

(Italian: I will be described, I will be described
I will be described, I will be described)

Goverment Hooker-eh

I can be good
If you just wanna be bad
I can be cool
If you just wanna be mad
I can be anything
I’ll be your everything
Just touch me baby
I don’t wanna be sad

As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Hands on the ground)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Get down!)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker!
(Government hooker)

Eyes Wide Shut Hooker

(She is describing MK-Ultra government sex slaves)

Hooker
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government hooker)

I’m gonna drink my tears tonight
I’m gonna drink my tears and cry
‘Cause I know you love me baby
I know you love me baby

I could be girl
Unless you want to be man
I could be sex
Unless you want to hold hands
I could be anything
I could be everything
I could be mom
Unless you want to be dad
(Ay, mi papito!)

As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Hands on the ground)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Get down!)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Put your hands on me,
John F. Kennedy
I’ll make you squeal baby
As long as you pay me

JFK Marilyn

(Marilyn Monroe was the first MK-Ultra sex slave to reach superstar status. She was later killed by JFK.)

I’m gonna drink my tears tonight
I’m gonna drink my tears and cry
‘Cause I know you love me baby
I know you love me baby

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

I could be girl
Unless you want to be man
I could be sex
Unless you want to hold hands
I could be anything
I could be everything
I could be mom
Unless you want to be dad

I wanna frack, government hooker
(Back up and turn around)
Stop shooting me, government hooker
(Hands on the ground)
I wanna frack, government hooker
(Back up and turn around)
Stop shooting/fracking, me government hooker
(Get down!)

Yes!

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Lady Gaga Dresses Like a Witch to Meet Julian Assange

ht lady gaga julian assange lpl 121009 wblog Lady Gaga Dresses Like a Witch to Meet Julian AssangeCredit: www.littlemonsters.com.

File this under people you didn’t expect to break bread together: Lady Gaga visited WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian embassy in London Monday and ate dinner with him there, according to the Telegraph.

Gaga promoted her new perfume Fame with a tea party at the nearby Harrods department store before going to the embassy. She wore a black outfit and a pointed witch’s hat. They took a picture. According to the Telegraph, they spent five hours talking and Gaga left after midnight.

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Assange, who is wanted in Sweden over alleged sex assaults on two women, has been at the Ecuadorian embassy since June and has claimed asylum.

Why did they meet? What did they talk about? It’s unclear. Representatives for the embassy and Gaga did not immediately respond to ABCNews.com’s requests for comment. But maybe this Sunday evening tweet from singer M.I.A. to Gaga has something to with it: “If ur at harrods today, come visit Assange at the Ecuador embassy across the st. im there. Ill bring TEA and CAKE.”

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Lady Gaga: Edge of Lupus

Lady Gaga Lupus

Lady Gaga has been diagnosed as having borderline lupus. The Food and Drug Administration has approved the first new drug to treat lupus since 1955, a milestone, why 50 years? So Lady Gaga can try it and endorse it.

Lupus is a Vitamin D deficiency. You will never hear Dr. Oz or Dr. Drew talk about Vitamin D deficiency. He will tell you to grab a long, cool glass of milk for that. But the truth is, goyim, that milk is a deadly poison! Switch from cow’s milk to goat’s milk and the symptoms will abate.

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Lady Gaga: Edge of Gory

Lady Gaga - Versace

Lady Gaga wore only Versace for two months in preparation for her tribute to the legendary designer in Edge of Glory. Versace’s 1997 murder/suicide is still unsolved and was very gory. Circumstantial evidence, such as Simpsons episodes, point to the house of Chanel and Karl Lagerfeld. Was there a conspiracy against Versace by a scheming Jew? Was there a conspiracy against Jesus Christ by scheming Jews? Tough questions I know monsters.

In the video Gaga dances around a Harlem neighborhood with a Bill Clinton like saxophone player. In case you didn’t know, Bill Clinton is the first black president not Obamessiah. At least, that is, according to kibbutzing Jews on the televitz like Bill Maher.

There is more to be said about this video. At the Canadian music awards Gaga’s apartment was painted in the vomit inducing print of Versace. Gaga has a pretty blatant eye of Horus that she flashs around. Horus is considered to be the one eyed Antichrist to Christians. The Dajjal to Muslims. Everything the Dajjal says is false and a lie. The CBS television station uses one eye as it’s logo as do many Illuminati organizations.

Allah is not one-eyed, but the false messiah (Dajjal) is one-eyed, blind or defective in his right eye. – Bukhari

Muhammad(S.A.W) is reported to have said:

… Allah is not one eyed while Messiah, Ad-Dajjal is blind in the right eye and his eye looks like a bulging out grape

Dajjal

In Mel Gibson’s Passion, the Christ is identified as the false Christ because he is blinded in one eye. In fulfillment of the words of the prophet Zechariah who also predicted he would be sold for 30 pieces of silver like in Lady Gaga’s Judas video.

Zechariah

Chapter 11: 17

Woe to my foolish shepherd who forsakes the flock! May the sword fall upon his arm and upon his right eye; Let his arm wither away entirely, and his right eye be blind forever!

Jesus left in death and disgrace and with many prophecies unfulfilled. Christians believe he will come back and fulfill the rest of the prophecies and bring a Golden Age on Earth. The Zionist Jews call it the messianic age and believe in this nonsense as well. But, the Jews are vehemently anti-Christ and against his teachings. Try telling that to Christian Zionists.

What you should know though monsters is: Lady Gaga is not a puppet of the Illuminati & Fashion Avenue and that Vogue is better than the bible. Know these two things and you will sleep much better at night.

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Lady Gaga’s Judas and the Hell’s Angels

Lady Gaga Judas

Lady Gaga has launched the music video for her track, “Judas”, set in a motorcycle gang with the names of Jesus and his twelve disciples. The patch on the gang’s vests are a skull and bones much like the Hell’s Angels death’s head. Gaga is decked out as a 1960’s LSD flower child complete with hippie glasses.

The Hells Angels are nothing more than an extension of George H. Bush’s CIA/Skull n’ Bones narcotics-smuggling cartel. The Hells Angels were originally formed by former WWII/Korean War and Vietnam War vets ( a high % CIA AIr America pilots/paratroopers/international drug and weapons smugglers).

They named themselves Hells Angels because it is a term that reaches all the way back to elite WWI mercenary paratroopers, the ‘for hire’ covert operations assassins and terrorists known as Hells Angels who carried out illegal civilian kidnappings, interrogations, tortures, assassinations, and numerous terrorist atrocities on behalf of the U.S. government. Howard Hughes made the film Hells Angels about WWI-era fighter squadrons and named it after them. The Hells Angels have always been a conduit for the street drugs that the Skull n’ Bones/CIA international narcotics trafficking network fly or ship into the United States and Canada.

In the 60’s Orange Sunshine LSD was manufactured and distributed exclusively by a group known as “The Brotherhood of Eternal Love” who operated out of a beach resort near Los Angeles. The Brotherhood had among it’s drug manufacturers and dealers, one Ronald Stark, who is believed to have manufactured 50 million doses of LSD, and had known connections to the CIA.

It was this very same batch of acid that was available in abundance four months later during the fateful free concert held at Altamont Speedway. Four people died at that concert, one of them after being brutally stabbed to death by a group of Hell’s Angels who had been given access to multiple tabs of Orange Sunshine. Many people who attended that concert noted that the LSD seemed to be “contaminated” and that the general vibe one got from using it was that of extreme negativity, violence, and death. Additionally, Orange Sunshine was in use among American ground forces during the Vietnam war, having been smuggled into that country from the California coast.

It has been more than four decades since the battle at Khe Sanh, Vietnam; more than four decades since Mick Jagger sang “Sympathy for the Devil” at Altamont Speedway, the last great concert of the 1960s; more than four decades since Students for a Democratic Society and Young Americans for Freedom clashed over the meaning of patriotism, since LSD, free love and the pill transformed a generation.

Mick Jagger thought he was Lucifer at this concert. Jagger is a man of “wealth and taste”. His song was a ritual to bring about Crowley’s aeon of Horus. When the Hell’s Angels found out they were part of this Satanic ritual and sacrifice of a black man to start Charles Manson’s apocalyptic race war they put a hit out on Jagger. They failed to kill Mick Jagger because he is protected by British Intelligence SIS/MI6. The Rolling Stones usually get the purest drugs from their SIS connections and they’ve never suffered an overdose. Keith Richards is often called the walking dead but since his heroin is pure he seems to be living a full and long life.

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Lady Gaga Comes Out of the Closet

Lady Gaga comes out of the closet for being a hermaphroditic girl born with ambiguous genitalia. I guess Gaga considers herself a monster so she calls herself “Mother Monster”. Baphomet was the original hermaphroditic God with the breasts of a woman and the penis of a man. The church considers hermaphrodites the ultimate abomination, a sentiment still shared by many today.

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