Megan Fox Fired by SS

Megan Fox

Megan fox has been fired from Transformers: Dark of the Moon for calling director Michael Bay “Hitler”. Being a Catholic schoolgirl I don’t think Fox knew about the repercussions of invoking the big H word while being surrounded by Jews like Michael Bay, Shia Lebeouf and SS (Steven Spielberg). This unholy triumvirate of Jews have been trying to get in her pants since the dawn of Cybertron. Michael Bay has been trying to schtup Megan with his shmeckel since Bumblebee was a recycled pop can. He’s been trying to hammer her tukus like Ratchet hammering a loose rivet into Optimus Prime’s metal ass.

Oy Gevalt! After much kibbitzing it looks like the Jews have indeed decided to fire her. Shia Lebouef used his powers of chutzpah to describe Michael Bay as a “football captain” and not a heartless dictator. Way to save the girl Shia! Keep using that chutzpah to save the day!

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Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2

Oliver Stone Money Never Sleeps

Wall Street 2, surprisingly, is not just another Hymiewood poop bomb. The star is a young Jew, Shia Lebeouf, that uses chutzpah to save the day. But, this is a cast of Jews trying their best to tell the truth. I know telling the truth is something alien to a lot of Satan’s kids, but Stone is one exceptionally righteous heeb.

Stone gives a newbie explanation how Wall Street works and there is a bubble theme going on, along with a few Wall Street sayings like Josh Brolin’s hogs and sheep line. Brolin’s father was one of the first Jews to tell the truth about 9/11 on the View.

Michael Douglas gives possibly his last performance and tells us a good lesson about fiat money, tulip bulbs and inflation. The best part of Money Never Sleeps was when old Jew banker Eli Wallach makes bird noises while wearing a Masonic pin. Stone can’t come out and explain what really happened in 2008 without causing another panic and kick starting the apocalypse so I’ll try to explain it to you.

The Wall Street panic started because of bank runs and short selling. If you are a newbie you won’t understand what this is so I’ll do my best to give pop culture examples. There is a bank run in Disney’s Mary Poppins that is synonymous with birds and I suggest watching It’s a Wonderful Life this Christmas to understand how to bailout a bank run.

Brolin’s Goldman Sachs character buys out the Bear Stearns stock at a pittance. This is short selling. Selling a stock high and buying it back at a low price like in that movieTrading Places starring Freemason Schwarzer Eddie Murphy and Canuckistani actor Dan Akroyd. That was a movie produced by Aaron Russo, another righteous Jew that tried to warn the animal goyim about the elite’s plan for a microchipped, cashless society under constant surveillance.

This is a constant theme throughout history — from Roman times to Nazi Germany to present day America. Patriotic Jews try to warn their gentile hosts about the machinations of the moneylenders. Jesus Christ parodied Julius Caesar who was also a victim of the the moneylenders. That is if you believe there was a conspiracy against Caesar, or a conspiracy against Christ.

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Rosario Dawson Kills Evil Eye in Eagle Eye

Rosario Dawson - Eagle Eye

The best part of this crap film was when Agent Perez (Rosario Dawson) pokes out the all seeing eye of the supercomputer named ARIA. I think this movie was based on the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) Total Information Awareness research program. Other than that, it’s a typical Hymiewood poop bomb where a young Jew (Shia Lebouf), uses chutzpah to save the day.

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Transformers Destroy Pyramid

Transformers Pyramid Scheme

Uber Jews Shia LaBeouf and Michael Bay team up a year after the Bernie Madoff swindle to destroy the great pyramid. Is there hope for Satan’s kids? Transformers is a typical kosher affair where a nerdy, young Jew uses chutzpah to romance a goy shiksa. Two bagels up!

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