Justin Bieber Emo Haircut Conspiracy

Justin Bieber - Emo Haircut

What is “The Scene”? “The Scene” is also known as EMO. The Emo trend is some sort of Punk suicide cult generation Z is into. These kids like hanging around graveyards writing dark poetry and attempting suicide because their world is so fucked. They always fail though, because instead of using a sure fire way to commit suicide like a gun they usually swallow lame ass psychiatric pills.

What does this have to do with Bieber? Well Justin Bieber, or if you know him personally like I do, you call him BIEBS. He likes being called BIEBS instead of Justin. He doesn’t want to live in Justin Timberlake’s shadow you know? So call him BIEBS. Anyhoo, the BIEBS had to cut his EMO hair? Guess why? To stop EMO girls from committing suicide. BIEBS is heavily into “The Scene” and is very in touch with his emotions. If he didn’t cut his EMO hair before dating Selena Gomez there could of been mass suicide and pandemonium.

I told BIEBS, BIEBS! I said, “Don’t be a pussy. Keep the Emo hair and let the chips fall where they may!”. But BIEBS, being the kind hearted last generation kid he was, refused to kill his fans so he lopped off his locks. This fan suicide shit happened before, when Paul Mccartney was killed in 1966 and British Intelligence had to put a doppelganger in the Beatles. If you doubt BIEBS is into “The Scene”, look who he is dating, Selena Gomez, lead singer of “The Scene”.

Sorry about being rough with you last post BIEBS, but you gotta toughen up and cause pandemonium. Get with project mayhem BIEBS. Get Selena pregnant and solidify the North American Union with her Mexican parents. I know you love playing booty call BIEBS and you are happy you finally got a steady piece of tail, but Selena took off her purity ring which means she’s no longer a virgin. So you did the deed with her. She wasn’t an anal virgin though BIEBS. She got electroshocked and sodomized by Michael Eisner in Club 33. Sorry to break it to you BIEBS, but that’s how the CIA runs the “magic kingdom”.

written and coded by Jake




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Britney Spears has Got Milk?

Britney Got Milk Terminator

In her new video Britney Spears’ robotic friend drinks a cool, refreshing glass of milk and short circuits. Ms. Spears was one of the most famous GOT MILK? advertisement models. If milk can destroy a cybernetic organism what do you think it’s doing to your body? I think she found it to be a Faustian bargain to do that milk ad. She suggests this with the Crossroads 2 movie poster in the background of the video. The crossroads is where musicians go to make a deal with the devil to become rich and famous. Celebrities get paid a million dollars for a milk mustache. Is it our fault we are stupid enough to believe in products celebrities endorse? Yes it is goyim.

written and coded by Dr. Fishman




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Madonna’s B12 shots and Bipolar Disorder

Madonna & Justin Timbrlake

During her Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, Justin Timberlake revealed that Madonna told him to drop his drawers so she could administer a B12 shot while they were collaborating.
By Syd Baumel

The following is based on portions of Chapter 6 and 11 of Dealing with Depression Naturally (McGraw-Hill, 2000). For cited references, click here

Some of the most florid psychoses in the medical literature – typically involving elderly people gone paranoid, manic, or violent – testify to the perils of unrecognized vitamin B12 deficiency. And that’s only during the early stages. When the cause is the B12 malabsorption disease called pernicious anemia, as the years go by and B12 levels dwindle to nothing, irreversible nerve and brain damage and dementia insidiously ensue. This can also occur in strict vegetarians (vegans) if they fail to obtain B12 from fortified plant foods, like meat and milk substitutes, or supplements.

A less dramatic, but more common symptom of early B12 deficiency is depression, typically of the listless, mentally foggy kind. In the 1950s, one such woman had so convincing a case of endogenous depression that shock therapy was vainly administered. Four years later, her slow-onset B12 deficiency was finally diagnosed. A few days and a few shots of B12 later, “she showed a dramatic clinical improvement and came to life again,” her doctor T. N. Fraser reported. Another couple of months, and “she looked the picture of health.”

Because pernicious anemia is a highly age-related disease, most doctors today are alert for it in elderly patients with neuropsychiatric symptoms. But studies suggest any depressed person has a 10 to 30 percent chance of being B12-shy, usually without pernicious anemia as the cause. That deficiency, according to Cees van Tiggelen et al., “has profound effects on several neurotransmitter systems and results in significantly reduced norepinephrine levels in the brain.” Norepinephrine is one of the brain’s most important good-mood neurotransmitters.

Logically, all depressives with low B12 should be replenished. In practice, many orthomolecular psychiatrists believe any depressive should take extra B12, even to the point of trying B12 shots (injections).

For years, B12 shots have been an unofficial treatment for fatigued, run down, or depressed patients. (Large oral doses are very poorly absorbed, though sublingual and intranasal B12 formulations appear to give injections a run for their money.) The practice has been the butt (pun intended) of many jokes among skeptics. Yet what research there is has supported it.


Columbia University psychiatrist Richard Brown and Baylor University neuropharmacologist Teodoro Bottiglieri recommend that all psychiatric patients take a daily megadose of 1 mg of oral B12.


In 1973, in a double-blind trial by F. R. Ellis and S. Nasser, B12 shots boosted the energy and lifted the moods of chronically fatigued patients significantly more than shots of water. Sixteen years later, in a less formal single-blind study, orthomolecular psychiatrist Herbert Newbold reported that his B12-responsive patients “invariably” were able to tell whether they had received B12 or an injection of water. Newbold also noted that B12 is not a simple stimulant, but a “normalizer” that helps some of his patients sleep better and even made one less manic. (Mania is a symptom of B12 deficiency.)

Newbold’s suggestion that B12 is a mood stabilizer is echoed by recent research in which oral megadoses of methylcobalamin – the most bioactive form of B12 – has shown promise as a regulator of disturbed sleep-wake rhythms. Methylcobalamin has been particularly well-studied in Japan as a treatment for delayed sleep phase syndrome; that is, not being able to fall asleep until very late at night and needing to sleep in every morning. Because sleep-wake disturbances are part and parcel of most mood disorders, B12′s apparent sleep-wake regulatory effect could help account for its mood-stabilizing benefits. In a 1996 study by G. Mayer et al., three grams a day of methylcobalamin, but not cyanocobalamin (the form of B12 in most supplements), managed to decrease sleep time yet improve sleep quality and daytime alertness in a small group of healthy men and women.

There is an intriguing reason why some people with normal blood levels of B12 may need megadoses of the vitamin. They may have a B12 deficiency that is confined to the brain. 

While most doctors would never consider such a possibility, studies have documented local cerebral deficiencies of B12 (using cerebrospinal fluid levels as a measure) in people with Alzheimer’s disease, postpartum depression, and toxic neuropsychiatric disorders, including toxic depression. Cees van Tiggelen and associates suspect this cryptic condition may also commonly afflict people with histories of nitrous oxide or Agent Orange intoxication, alcoholics (including those with alcohol-related dementia), long-term users of dilantin, and people with brain atrophy.

B12 has its mainstream advocates too. In 1975, psychiatrists K. Geagea and Jambur Ananth, then at McGill University, remarked that “astonishing results can be obtained in some cases with B12 therapy, even if B12 levels are within normal range.” They had just described one such case. Their young patient’s two year depression had landed him in Montreal’s Jewish General Hospital after a suicide attempt. Because the man had had a total gastrectomy nine years earlier – a risk factor for B12 deficiency – and because his treatment-resistant symptoms had become progressively more psychotic and neurologic in quality, Geagea and Ananth took a leap of faith. The man’s B12 levels were normal, but they gave him B12 shots anyway. 

“The response to this therapeutic trial,” they wrote, “was dramatic. The patient was discharged eight days later with complete remission.” He was still well three years later.

In 1999, in their book Stop Depression Now, Columbia University psychiatrist Richard Brown and Baylor University neuropharmacologist Teodoro Bottiglieri (a leader in vitamin/depression research) recommend that all psychiatric patients take a daily megadose of 1 mg of oral B12. In The Way Up From Down, UCLA psychiatrist Priscilla Slagle suggests: “If you are over fifty-five, vegetarian or alcoholic, have extreme fatigue, poor memory, low thyroid or weight loss, I recommend you take 1000 to 2000 mcg of the sublingual form [of B12] every morning.”


Using Vitamin B12
(cobalamin, cyanocobalamin, hydroxocobalamin, methylcobalamin)

Recommended Daily Intake: 6 mcg.

Dosage (therapeutic): By injection: from 1000 mcg every few days up to 10,000 to 25,000 mcg/day. Oral (including sublingual) and nasal gel: probably 500-25,000 mcg/day. Sublingual and (especially) nasal gel products may rival B12 shots in their ability to increase blood levels. Studies like that of Mayer et al. suggest the cyanocobalamin form of B12 typically used in supplements isn’t as clinically effective as methylcobalamin.

Cost: moderate.

Side effects, cautions, contraindications: Evidently none.


Syd Baumel is a writer and Editor of The Aquarian in Winnipeg, Canada. 

copied and coded by Dr. Fishman




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Justin Bieber: Haarp Hero

Justin Bieber Haarp Hero

Is Justin Bieber’s music really that good? 600 million views for his hit single “Baby”? Or is there something more sinister going on?

Justin Bieber (Justin Timberlake 2.0) is now going out with Selena 2.0. Selena Gomez is just a reproduction of the famous Mexican singer Selena that was killed in the 90′s.

Do you think Justin Bieber is Pop Culture’s new savior or is he just a repackaged version of Justin Timberlake? I have a feeling the US government is using their Canadian HAARP facility to broadcast Justin Bieber into the school children’s heads 24/7 so the Emo generation loses their girlfriends to the BIEB. Don’t kill yourself Emo kid. You will get a girlfriend now that Bieber has cut off his Emo haircut.

written and coded by Joe




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Vanessa Hudgens’ Monarch Tattoo

Vanessa Hudgens Monarch Tattoo

Disney’s Vanessa Hudgens gets a butterfly tattoo on her neck. Victims of monarch programming like to get butterfly tattoos.

Since the 1970s most Monarch victims have no longer been tattooed but wear butterfly barrettes, large butterfly ear rings, pins, necklaces, bracelets, or embroidered insignias. Illuminati Monarch slaves often do not have any tattoos because their bodies have to be blemish free to be qualified for the higher ranks within the Illuminati.

written and coded by Joe




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Lindsay Lohan has Multiple Personalities

Lindsay Lohan Sex Kitten

Lindsay Lohan’s odd behavior in the weeks since her release from a four-week stint in jail and rehab — including clipping a baby stroller with her Maserati and failing two court-ordered drug tests — has spywitnesses close to the former “Mean Girl” concerned that the star may suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.

In a turn of events so bizarre that it has all the trappings of a bad Hollywood B-Movie (I Know Who Killed Me, anyone?), snitches in Lohan’s Camp believe the troubled actress has “alter egos” that have kept her career on the skids and are preventing her from keeping her nose clean — literally.

The Chicago Sun-Times writes: “‘Some of us had wondered if Lindsay was bipolar, given her mood swings, but I’m thinking it’s more than that,’ said the source, who claims LiLo has on occasion called herself ‘Diane’ or ”Margot.’ According to the insider, Lohan has explained the odd behavior as her way of ‘getting into and out of character’ as an actress — ‘pretending to be other people.’ Supposedly, friends have urged Lohan to seek professional counseling for this issue, but to no avail…”

written by unknown and coded by Joe




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Kevin Federline: Britney Spears has Multiple Personality Disorder

In addition to his tell-all album, Kevin Federline is penning a tell-all about his hellish marriage to Britney Spears. Kevin is in chats to sell his story for $10 million, spilling his ex-wife’s lesbian desires and suspected Multiple Personality Disorder in the process. “He’s been writing things down for a long time about his tempestuous time with Britney. He’ll earn a fortune with this.” Publishing experts believe Kev could pull more than the anticipated $10 million bonanza if he plays his cards right. “A book like that would be really hot. There would definitely be a bidding war,” publisher Ron Turner reveals to Star Magazine. “When all is said and done, with advance serialization and international rights and movie rights he could get $10m, if not more.”

“Britney invited Kevin back to her bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel. He says they had unprotected sex their first night together,” an insider reveals to Star Magazine.

“Kevin feels that Britney suffers from a form of schizoid or multiple personality disorder.”

“Kevin says that she always wanted to get high and drunk,” Star’s insider continues. “She sometimes stayed up all night drinking and smoking.”

The book will also contain details of Brit dressing up in a French maid or nurse’s costume, and her interest in a threesome.

“It always made Kevin insecure. He wondered if Britney preferred women over men. He says that Britney wanted him to participate with her in threesomes and he never would.”

“Britney knows Kevin kept some tapes, and she’s begged him many times to destroy them.”

“Some show her in violent fits of rage. She got so out of control, she would hit him. There are so many dark moments.”

Child Abuse And Multiple Personality Disorder – HealthyPlace.com

.. associated with a high incidence of physical and/or sexual abuse in childhood. … The Treatment Of Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD) …




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The Rosary Conspiracy

Let’s all remember Lindsay Lohan from 2005′s video “Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father).” Have you ever noticed everyone uses a rosary in the video?

Over the years, the shop owner has grown all too familiar with the changing face of rosaries in contemporary culture. As celebrities such as Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan have taken to donning rosaries on coffee runs, Murray said other rosary makers began to grumble over the use, calling it inappropriate.

One customer asked Murray to fashion a dark rosary similar to the Dolce & Gabbana one sported by a shirtless David Beckham on the cover of Vanity Fair.

“If somebody would like a rosary, we’ll provide it,” Murray said, adding that when he sells it, he remains hopeful that the buyer will become curious about God and “it will turn into more.”

— Religion News Service




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Family Guy: Miley Programmed?

Here is some footage from an episode of Family Guy that was on Fox last night. They mention incest with her father, and refer to Miley’s “programming”. The truth is really hidden in plain sight.




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Monarch Miley

Miley Monarch

Miley Cyrus & Billy Ray Cyrus – Monarch Butterfly Songs

You tuck me in,
Turn out the light
Kept me safe and sound at night
Little girls depend on things like that.

Brush my teeth and comb my hair
Had to drive me everywhere
You were always there when I looked back.

You had to do it all alone
Make a living, make a home
Must have been as hard as it could be.

And when I couldn’t sleep at night
Scared things wouldn’t turn out right
You would hold my hand and sing to me.

Caterpillar in the tree, how you wonder who you’ll be
Can’t go far but you can always dream
Wish you may and wish you might
Don’t you worry hold on tight.
I promise you there will come a day
Butterfly Fly Away
Butterfly Fly Away (butterfly fly away.)

Flap your wing now you cant stay
Take those dreams and make them all come true
Butterfly Fly Away (butterfly fly away)
We been waiting for this day
All along and know just what to do
Butterfly,
Butterfly,
Butterfly,
Butterfly Fly Away.

(Butterfly Fly Away.)

(Butterfly Fly Away…)

So……Is this Monarch mind control? Is Miley a mind controlled sex slave? or is this just an endearing song Miley wanted to sing about her Father’s deep sincere love?

Miley’s website has a lot of monarch butterflies. The name MONARCH is not necessarily defined within the context of royal nobility, but rather refers to the monarch butterfly. When a person is undergoing trauma induced by electroshock, a feeling of light-headedness is evidenced; as if one is floating or fluttering like a butterfly. There is also a symbolic representation pertaining to the transformation or metamorphosis of this beautiful insect: from a caterpillar to a cocoon (dormancy, inactivity ), to a butterfly (new creation) which will return to its point of origin. Such is the migratory pattern that makes this species unique.




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