About Jake

Jack and Coke! U look like you are gonna pass out. You wanna try some fine cocaine little darlin’? Hmm…nice rave lights on your headlights. You want some ecstasy? What r u gonna do for me? I notice you want to save the environment. U want to try some weed?

Madonna Thinks Messiah Has Arrived

Madonna Messiah

Madonna’s rabbi, Yehuda Berg, teaches that immortality and the Light of Mashiach (Messiah) is inevitable. Berg was in Turkey talking to a conspiracy theorist saying Moshiach is here. Who is Madonna singing to with so many false Messiahs? Russell Brand? Kanye West? Bono? Obama? Who the frack knows.

Here are the lyrics:

I am the promise, that you cannot keep, reep (sic) what you sow, find what you seek

I am the sorceress, down in the deep, I am the earth, under your feet

I am the moon with no light of my own

You are the sun guarding your throne

I heard the angels whisper to me, look for the signs, he is the one

I’ll light a candle here in the dark, making my way, to your heart

My money is on Brad Pitt being the new Messiah. He was crucified on that plane seat in World War Z and slipped into a coma, but rose again three days later. Pitt’s child is named Shiloh. Shiloh means Messiah. Madonna revealed that she had a naughty dream about Brad Pitt. Isn’t that great news? We’re saved! Brad Pitt and the UN will stop the apocalypse. I can’t wait to take Brad Pitt’s vaccine.

The Alpha and Omega of Game Theory

Alpha Omega Game Chart

ALPHA MALE: The guy who seems most at ease with women and can essentially marry or date any woman of his choice. In work settings, the alpha male may be a natural leader, exuding confidence. But he also may be contentious, demanding and difficult to work with.

BETA MALE: The betas are wingmen, collaborative and conciliatory. In human terms, betas make the best mates. They do more in the house, and probably in the bedroom, because they know how to hasten the greater good. The beta has poetry in him, and a touch of youthful idealism. He’s sure of who he is, and not constantly trying to prove his value in materialistic terms.

OMEGA MALE: As opposed to alpha males and beta males, omega males are the lowest of the low on the guy food chain; they’re the type of men who shirk responsibility, refuse to grow up and generally avoid participating in the real world. Omega males take many forms: Grose points to the whiny, wannabe public intellectual, the effete and preening metrosexual, and the obsessive video game junkie as representatives of this new class of men who have seemingly renounced traditional modes of masculinity. [ From: SODAHEAD]

Alphas – the male elite, the leaders of men for whom women naturally lust. Their mere presence sets women a-tingle regardless of whether she is taken or not. Once you’ve seen beautiful married women ignoring tall, handsome, wealthy, and even famous men because that ugly old troll Henry Kissinger walked in the room, you simply can’t deny the reality of Alphadom. Example: Captain Kirk, Big from Sex in the City. Suggestion: Do you see a scoreboard? Right, so relax already!

Betas – the lieutenants, the petty aristocracy. They’re popular, they do well with women, they’re pretty successful in life, and they may even be exceptionally good-looking. But they lack the Alpha’s natural self-confidence and strength of character. They’re not leaders and they’re not the men to whom women are helplessly drawn. Most men who like to think they’re Alphas because of their success are actually Betas. Most Betas won’t change their game because they don’t really have any need or reason to do so. This is probably the easiest social slot in which to find yourself, since the Beta enjoys many of the benefits of Alphadom without being trapped in the Alpha’s endless cycle of competition. Example: Brad Pitt Suggestion: Have some compassion for the less naturally fortunate. Try to include them once in awhile.

Deltas – the great majority of men. These are Roissy’s Betas. Almost all of you reading this are Deltas despite the natural desire to believe that you are a brave and bold Alpha snowflake notwithstanding. Deal with it. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being a Delta, it’s just a simple statistical and observable reality. The sooner you accept the truth about yourself, the sooner you will be able to control your unconscious inclinations and modify your behavior in a manner that will help you achieve your goals. I’ve gone out of alphabetical order here because delta symbolizes change, which most Deltas are capable to some extent. Hence the synthetic alpha instruction set known as Game. Example: Probably you. Suggestion: Never forget that there are plenty of girls on the girl tree.

Gammas – the obsequious ones, the posterior puckerers, the nice guys who attempt to score through white-knighting, faux-chivalry, flattery, and omnipresence. All men except true Alphas will occasionally fall into Gamma behavior from time to time, this is the behavior and attitude that Roissy is attempting to teach men to recognize and avoid. The dividing line between a Gamma and a Delta is that the Gamma genuinely believes in the Gamma reality to the very core of his soul whereas the Delta is never truly comfortable with himself when he behaves in this manner despite being thoroughly indoctrinated in it by his culture. Example: Probably you if you’ve found yourself complaining about your lack of female companionship over the last two years. Suggestion: Remember that the statement “all are fallen” applies to women too. She isn’t any more naturally pure or holy or ethereal than you are.

Lambdas – The gays. They have their own social hierarchy. They can fill any role from Alpha to Omega, but they tend to play the part rather than actually be it because the heterosexual social construct only encompasses the public part of their lives. Example: Neil Patrick Harris. Suggestion: Straights will be more tolerant if you keep the bathhouse behavior behind closed doors.

Sigmas – The lone wolves. Occasionally mistaken for Alphas, particularly by women and Alphas, they are not leaders and will actively resist the attempt of others to draft them. Alphas instinctively view them as challenges and either dislike or warily respect them. Some Deltas and most Omegas fancy themselves Sigmas, but the true Sigma’s withdrawal from the pack is not a reaction to the way he is treated, it is pure instinct. Example: Clint Eastwood’s movie persona. Suggestion: Entertain the possibility that other people are not always Hell. The banal idiocy is incidental, it’s not intentional torture.

Omegas – The losers. Even the Gamma males despise them. That which doesn’t kill them can make them stronger, but most never surmount the desperate need to belong caused by their social rejection. Omegas can be the most dangerous of men because the pain of their constant rejection renders the suffering of others completely meaningless in their eyes. Omegas tend to cluster in defensive groups; the dividing line between the Omega and the Sigma is twofold and can be easily recognized by a) the behavior of male Betas and Deltas and b) the behavior of women. Women tend to find outliers attractive in general, but while they respond to Sigmas almost as strongly as they do to Alphas, they correctly find Omega males creepier and much scarier than Gamma males. Example: Eric Harris Suggestion: Your rejection isn’t entirely personal. Observe the difference in your own behavior and the way the Betas act. And try not to start off conversations with women by sharing “interesting facts” with them.

Beyonce’s Lesbian Illuminati Superbowl

Beyonce Superbowl Illuminati

Beyonce salutes the Illuminati.

Beyonce is a dirty strumpet. A dirty girl. I have nude pics of Beyonce on my hard drive. They might be photoshops of her head on a porn whore’s body but they do the job. She is definitely Jake worthy.

Beyonce Lick

I wish Beyonce would lick my peen. You know you want to B. You want me to put the 7 inch in the computer. Admit it you slut.

Beyonce Spank

What do you want me to do to you now? Spank your tush? I can oblige you B. I’ll spank you like a dirty harlot. I’ll do it to advance the cause of feminism.

Beyonce Ring

What? You want a ring before I can put the cucumber in the food processor? Sorry baby, I don’t go that route. Only a sucker like Jay trades diamonds for love.

Beyonce Kiss

You don’t want to kiss my shmeckel? Why not? Does it make you feel like a dirty Jezebel? C’mon B. I know you’re touching yourself right now thinking of me Jaking it. Use your left hand B. It’s evil. It’s made for that kind of stuff.

Beyonce Whore

Beyonce is a Siren. She uses her singing to lure men to their doom. To give up their seed needlessly in a used Kleenex. I’m not falling for it. I’m gonna quit Jakin’ it. I’ve seen the light.

Marshal Law

When the Superbowl blacked out I thought Bane was gonna blow up the stadium with a bomb. Martial Law is just around the corner. Time to stop fracking strange flower and Jakin’ it to online porn. Sorry B.

Beyonce Kali

I hope the Kali Yuga ends after the economic collapse and Martial Law.

Connie Kali

frack this devourer of men. The final avatar will defeat Kali. I’m gonna plant a survival garden. I’m gonna buy some survival seeds from Alex Jones. I’m a survivor. I’m gonna make it. Gots to survive. Keep on survivin’.

Beyonce Hell

The flames in hell will be much hotter than the ones on stage B. Hell is your destiny B. Don’t try and tempt me anymore.

Beyonce Faces

At the beginning of the show I thought this was a man and a woman kissing. As I look closer it looks like two men kissing.

Beyonce Superbowl Lesbians

At the end it was revealed that the kissing faces both have long hair. I used to like lesbians when I watched Girls Gone Wild. Now I think I’m having second thoughts.

Walter Camp of Skull & Bones invented Football to placate the masses. It’s Bread & Circuses like the Roman Empire. Right now America is all Circus and no bread.

“So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they had reverted to a style of life that appeared to be natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern…Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.”

― George Orwell, 1984

You can watch the whole video at NFL.com

And.. I’m spent.

The Game

The Game

What Is A Neg?


A neg is a backhanded compliment, usually said by a man to a woman, to surprise and/or annoy her so she does a double take and tries to prove her value to the man. Negging comes from the Pick Up Artist community and was a very popular method suggested to men who wanted to take very attractive women “down a notch” in the mid 2000s.

Negs are short, sincere, to the point and should make the intended ‘target’ laugh or smile, not scowl or get angry. A neg intends to show an attractive woman that the guy talking to her offers something new and exciting to the conversation yet isn’t tongue tied, swayed by her beauty or intimidated. As many men approaching attractive women start off with a compliment, this distinguishes the man who negs from the crowd. As well, if the neg works properly, the woman will try to prove her value to the man by engaging him, chasing him or other preening behaviors that show sexual or romantic interest.

Have you negged someone or used a neg yourself? Share your definition or what worked and what didn’t: Neg Stories

The term neg originates with a Pick Up Artist who goes by the name Mystery (real name: Erik von Markovik). Mystery coined the term around 2004 or 2005 through his company, The Mystery Method, which teaches Average Frustrated Chumps (AFCs) how to transform into master seducers. Neil Strauss’ book, The Game (2005) speaks often of negs and how to use them within the context of Mystery’s Method.

Examples of a neg:

Growing up there was a kid in my class who always wore a weird green sweater, and we used to tease him about looking like a giant booger. I swear this sweater (touch arm lightly) is the same color!
Wow, great hair. Extensions?
When I first walked in I thought you had bitter beer face, but after talking to you I realized you just weren’t having a good time.

Also Known As: backhanded compliment, crack, cut, dig, insult, joke, jibe, parting shot, put-down, scoff, slam, snappy comeback, snub, take-down, taunt

“Lisa was neg-proof. Next to her, other girls seemed like incomplete human beings.” ~ page 438, The Game by Neil Strauss

Chronicles of Riddick and Yale’s Skull & Bones

Lord Marshal Riddick

Lord Marshal: The Bush Senior of Chronicles of Riddick.

Chronicles of Riddick is the science fiction action movie starring Vin Diesel. The movie features a death cult similar to Yale’s Skull & Bones. The militaristic death cult are known as Necromongers, which translated from Latin means they love or crave death. Yale’s Skull & Bones sigil has this biblical verse on it “All who hate me love death” (Prov 8:36). They are known as Bonesmen, The Order, or the Brotherhood of Death. You can probably tell they are not happy campers.

Bush Skull & Bones

George Bush Senior to the left of the grandfather clock.

It is believed by some that they adopted the numerological symbol 322 because their group was the second chapter of a German organization founded in 1832. It is also rumored that the number 322 is the lodge number of the Illuminati. They might be the second Illuminati lodge or the 322nd. Nobody knows. I personally believe they are not Illuminati but Illuminated Freemasonry. That is, they are automatically initiated into a lodge that is above the 33rd degree of Freemasonry. All the masonic boogeymen are there in Skull & Bones ritual. The death’s head. The coffins. There is also masturbation in the coffin to reveal the neophytes sexual secrets and make them completely subservient to the order.

Illuminati Seal Skull & Bones

The seal of Skull & Bones when layed over the great seal spell MASON.

Taking a look at the Great Seal of the Illuminati you can see why the Bush family is obsessed with the New World Order. The thigh bones point to the letters M A S N. The broken tooth on the skull points to the letter O. MASON.


Lord Marshal’s purifier. Some sort of space age psychiatrist.

The purifier is an interesting character in Riddick. George HW Bush’s secret society runs the American Psychiatric Association through the CIA. Their most notorious psychiatric abuse is the program known as MK-Ultra. George HW Bush is very infamous pedophile and his abuse of children splits the mind into alter personalities that he can control. It’s all very sick, sordid stuff. In Riddick the purifier is there to convert the conquered planet into the culture of death. The American culture. The conquered humans are known as “breeders” since they have large families. Necromongers, like Americans, take in immigrants from conquered nations and assimilate them. The purifier makes these conquered people’s give up their old religions for the new religion: AMERICANA! Apple pie, baseball and Michael Jackson is the new religion for Iraqi immigrants to America. The purifier/psychiatrist assists in assimilation by giving the conquered the “mark” of the necromonger. I’ll get into more about the “mark” later.


A minor character named Tombs.

In Yale’s Skull & Bones the lodge is known as the “tomb”. Another reference to death. The necromongers are searching for the “underverse”, which is similar to Bonesmen looking for the resurrection. Underverse is in fact code word for resurrection. George HW Bush is a holy half dead like Lord Marshal who has seen the resurrection. It is up to his son George W Bush to keep “the faith”.

Bush Kerry

Bush & Kerry: Brothers underneath the skin.

Bush Jr. might seem like an idiot son but he is in fact a very powerful Bonesmen/Necromonger. I think the Vaako character is based on Bush Jr. The heir to Skull & Bones leadership. In times of war Skull & Bones provide leadership to the Illuminati. Skull & Bones oversaw both sides of the conflict between Hitler and Stalin. The 2004 election was rigged by Skull & Bones. So when P Diddy said vote or die now you know why. Diddy should of said vote third party or die. But then again Diddy isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.


Vaako and his scheming wife.

George W Bush’s wife Laura might look like an innocent librarian but she in fact killed her ex boyfriend in a car accident. I think this is what turned George W Bush on most about Laura. Laura likes Dubya cuz he’s a killing machine. 1 million dead Iraqis! GO DUBYA! KILL KILL KILL!

Bush Laura Pope Kiss

All who hate me love death!

Take a look at Dubya and Laura making out like teenagers at the funeral of Pope John Paul II. They are really turned on. I bet Laura’s panties are wet. Laura is kind of hot. I wish I had some glamor pics of her when she was younger. Maybe in some kind of librarian outfit. She’s totally Jake worthy. Hey Laura maybe me and you could get together at the library of congress? What do you think baby? I could find some aborted fetuses to turn you on.

Save us Vin Diesel!

Now Vin Diesel is some sort of messiah character in this film. It is prophesied that a member of his race would stop the Necromongers. But Riddick is a monster. He’s a career criminal that always escapes from jail. He’s the anti-hero that is popular in films nowadays. Dame Judy Dench says he is evil but in times like these evil must be fought with evil.

I don’t know. He was kind of evil in the first Pitch Black movie but he’s not so evil in this one. He should of left the crazy muslim guy and the kid die in the first movie to be truly evil. Anyways Riddick stops the Necromongers. But it’s just a movie. In real life Skull & Bones is as powerful as ever. Even more so now. After 9/11 they realized they could get away with anything. They could irradiate their own troops with depleted uranium. They could ship in tons and tons of heroin from Afghanistan. Nothing is off limits now.

Mark of the Necromonger

Riddick’s woman gets the “mark”.

Now poop hits the fan. Lord Marshal gives Riddick’s girlfriend the mark of the Necromonger. Some sort of microchip in the back of the neck. In real life they want to give us the verichip to keep track of all our monetary transactions. This poop pissed of Vin Diesel alot so he takes a knife and…

Riddick Kill

Riddick stabs Lord Marshal in the head.

Riddick killing Lord Marshal really upsets Vaako’s wife. It’s like Dubya failing to snuff out his pedophile father with a pillow. EPIC FAIL. Why is Dubya so scared of daddy? He’s old and decrepit. A couple minutes with a pillow on the face and HW would meet his maker. But Dubya is a coward so Daddy Bush is gonna die from natural causes. Dubya is an epic coward. He was AWOL from the Vietnam war but never faced charges cuz of Daddy. @georgewbush Do it Dubya! Snuff him out for fracking you in the ass Greek style all those years. Do it bro! You’ll be a hero to Bonesmen all over the world.

Riddick Throne

Watch the throne!

After Riddick kills Lord Marshal he sits on Lord Marshal’s throne and all the necromongers worship him. I’m sure there is a throne in the tomb made entirely of bones. Geronimo’s relatives are suing Skull & Bones for stealing his bones. Sick stuff.


I’m spent

Brittany Murphy’s Final Photo Shoot

Brittany Murphy Eyes Wide Shut

Take a look at Brittany Murphy’s last big photo shoot. Looks exactly like the movie Eyes Wide Shut doesn’t it? In case you haven’t seen Eyes Wide Shut, in the movie a beauty queen is ritually killed and her death explained away as an overdose. Brittany Murphy died of an overdose and her husband died soon after. You know what they say. Dead men tell no tales.

Justin Bieber Emo Haircut Conspiracy

Justin Bieber - Emo Haircut

What is “The Scene”? “The Scene” is also known as EMO. The Emo trend is some sort of Punk suicide cult generation Z is into. These kids like hanging around graveyards writing dark poetry and attempting suicide because their world is so fracked. They always fail though, because instead of using a sure fire way to commit suicide like a gun they usually swallow lame ass psychiatric pills.

What does this have to do with Bieber? Well Justin Bieber, or if you know him personally like I do, you call him BIEBS. He likes being called BIEBS instead of Justin. He doesn’t want to live in Justin Timberlake’s shadow you know? So call him BIEBS. Anyhoo, the BIEBS had to cut his EMO hair? Guess why? To stop EMO girls from committing suicide. BIEBS is heavily into “The Scene” and is very in touch with his emotions. If he didn’t cut his EMO hair before dating Selena Gomez there could of been mass suicide and pandemonium.

I told BIEBS, BIEBS! I said, “Don’t be a flower. Keep the Emo hair and let the chips fall where they may!”. But BIEBS, being the kind hearted last generation kid he was, refused to kill his fans so he lopped off his locks. This fan suicide poop happened before, when Paul Mccartney was killed in 1966 and British Intelligence had to put a doppelganger in the Beatles. If you doubt BIEBS is into “The Scene”, look who he is dating, Selena Gomez, lead singer of “The Scene”.

Sorry about being rough with you last post BIEBS, but you gotta toughen up and cause pandemonium. Get with project mayhem BIEBS. Get Selena pregnant and solidify the North American Union with her Mexican parents. I know you love playing booty call BIEBS and you are happy you finally got a steady piece of tail, but Selena took off her purity ring which means she’s no longer a virgin. So you did the deed with her. You have a billion dollars Biebs but you don’t want any kids. Madonna’s tarot says you should have your first kid at 19 Biebs. First girlfriend at 15, married at 18 and pregnant at 19. You don’t remember thing about what this post used to say Biebs. It was just a rumor.

Megan Fox: Owned by the Studio

Megan Fox - Monarch

Megan Fox’s creepy Marilyn Monroe tattoo. Marilyn, the original Presidential model.

Is Megan Fox owned by Fox studios? Is Fox her real name? I remember seeing her on the Family Channel before her plastic surgery. She seems to idolize Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn was the first sex slave to reach celebrity status. Since the days of Marilyn Monroe the studios have been breeding monarchs to work at the studio.

Megan’s tattoo says: “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies.” I think this quote means we will all laugh at the MK Ultra sex slaves in Hollywood. Megan is Angelina Jolie’s replacement just like Selena Gomez is the original Selena’s replacement. Megan married the Jew from Beverly Hills 90210 Brian Austin Green. Do you think she loves him for his wigger rap video or because he has her programming instructions from Fox Studios?

Although I’ve never felt the need to Jake to topless pics of Megan Fox, I think it’s safe to say we’ve all wanted to shtup Megan. Dr. Fishman says he really like her tukus and if I ever meet her in the club he’s got a special dose of GHB for me to put in her drink. Meet me at the club Megan! Bottle full of bub!

Ugly Betty Star Kills Mother Cancels Show

Michael Brea - Ugly Betty

In 2010, Michael Brea spouted Apocalyptic Bible verses and referenced Freemasonry’s Grand Architect of the Universe before decapitating his mother with a Masonic Tyler’s sword. The Ugly Betty show was later cancelled. More Via the New York Post:

A crazed bit actor wielding an ornate Freemason sword hacked his mother to death early yesterday in their Brooklyn apartment while screaming out Bible passages and Masonic references, police and witnesses said.

“Repent! Repent! Repent!” Michael Brea, screamed at his 55-year-old mother, Yannick, during his bizarre meltdown and the subsequent bloodbath at their Prospect Heights apartment, neighbors said.

Brea, 31, who had roles in Ugly Betty and the movie Step Up 3D, was heard repeatedly through the door shouting about the “architect of the universe,” a term used by Freemasons to refer to a supreme being. Longtime family friend Sylvan Benoit confirmed that Brea was a member of the Freemasons and had been to a meeting earlier in the evening.

The Masonic sword was 3-feet long and meant for ceremonial use, police sources said.

When cops broke down the apartment door at around 2 a.m., they Tasered and arrested Brea, and charged him with murder.

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