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BP & Clooney: Psalm 45 Prophecy

At a private dinner in the hills above Los Angeles, Brad Pitt and George Clooney fall into a strangely philosophical argument after too much espresso and old Hollywood nostalgia.

Brad leans back in his chair.
“So Psalm 45 says, ‘You are the most handsome of the sons of men; grace is poured upon your lips.’ Sounds like an actor to me.”

George laughs.
“Please. You played Achilles. I played Danny Ocean. One of us steals hearts, the other steals Troy.”

Brad points across the table.
“You’ve been living off silver fox energy for twenty years.”

George fires back immediately.
“And you’ve been selling shampoo in human form since the ‘90s.”

The room goes quiet until Joe shrugs from the corner couch with a soda in his hand.

“Fellas, relax. I’m just an average Joe. I don’t want to compete in the prophecy Olympics.”

Brad grins.
“Smart man.”

Joe continues carefully.
“You know, history already had a certain man with a mustache who thought he was the most handsome and eloquent speaker around 1945. That kind of ego turned into catastrophe for the whole world.”

The joke dies into uneasy silence.

George nods slowly.
“Fair point. Vanity mixed with power never ends well.”

Joe raises his drink.
“Maybe Psalm 45 isn’t about mirrors and magazine covers anyway. Maybe it’s about character, wisdom, and how you treat people when nobody’s watching.”

Brad sighs dramatically.
“So you’re saying neither of us wins?”

Joe smirks.
“I’m saying the world survived enough self-declared messiahs already.”

The Male Casting Couch

Brad Pitt leans back in his chair during an off-the-record interview, a wry smile on his face.

Brad Pitt: “People think the casting couch only existed for women. Truth is, in Hollywood, the male casting couch was just kept quieter. Guys were expected to laugh it off, call it part of ‘paying your dues.’ You don’t hear about it because the system protects itself.”

He pauses, swirling his drink.

Brad Pitt: “Look at Matt Damon. He’s one of the best actors of our generation, but you see him selling crypto scams and Dunkin’ Donuts? That’s not choice—that’s leverage. They’ve got files, man. Catholic schoolboy secrets from Boston. They keep him in line by dangling what they know. You think he wakes up proud to shill Bitcoin casinos and iced coffee? No, he’s terrified.”

The room goes quiet, Pitt almost daring anyone to deny it.

Marla’s Poem: Revelation 16

My Dream

Hear now a curious dream I dreamed last night
Each word whereof is weighed and sifted truth.

 I stood beside Euphrates while it swelled
Like overflowing Jordan in its youth:
It waxed and coloured sensibly to sight;
Till out of myriad pregnant waves there welled
Young crocodiles, a gaunt blunt-featured crew,
Fresh-hatched perhaps and daubed with birthday dew.
The rest if I should tell, I fear my friend
My closest friend would deem the facts untrue;
And therefore it were wisely left untold;
Yet if you will, why, hear it to the end.

 Each crocodile was girt with massive gold
And polished stones that with their wearers grew:
But one there was who waxed beyond the rest,
Wore kinglier girdle and a kingly crown,
Whilst crowns and orbs and sceptres starred his breast.
All gleamed compact and green with scale on scale,
But special burnishment adorned his mail
And special terror weighed upon his frown;
His punier brethren quaked before his tail,
Broad as a rafter, potent as a flail.
So he grew lord and master of his kin:
But who shall tell the tale of all their woes?
An execrable appetite arose,
He battened on them, crunched, and sucked them in.
He knew no law, he feared no binding law,
But ground them with inexorable jaw:
The luscious fat distilled upon his chin,
Exuded from his nostrils and his eyes,
While still like hungry death he fed his maw;
Till every minor crocodile being dead
And buried too, himself gorged to the full,
He slept with breath oppressed and unstrung claw.
Oh marvel passing strange which next I saw:
In sleep he dwindled to the common size,
And all the empire faded from his coat.
Then from far off a winged vessel came,
Swift as a swallow, subtle as a flame:
I know not what it bore of freight or host,
But white it was as an avenging ghost.
It levelled strong Euphrates in its course;
Supreme yet weightless as an idle mote
It seemed to tame the waters without force
Till not a murmur swelled or billow beat:
Lo, as the purple shadow swept the sands,
The prudent crocodile rose on his feet
And shed appropriate tears and wrung his hands.

 What can it mean? you ask. I answer not
For meaning, but myself must echo, What?
And tell it as I saw it on the spot.

As we trek through the arid landscapes of 2023, one pressing environmental concern is splintering the heart of the Middle East. The Euphrates River, once a flourishing emblem of life, now lies on the brink of ecological disaster. With an ever-diminishing flow, this once mighty river bears a stark warning: water scarcity is real and knocking at our doors.