BP & Clooney: Psalm 45 Prophecy

At a private dinner in the hills above Los Angeles, Brad Pitt and George Clooney fall into a strangely philosophical argument after too much espresso and old Hollywood nostalgia.

Brad leans back in his chair.
“So Psalm 45 says, ‘You are the most handsome of the sons of men; grace is poured upon your lips.’ Sounds like an actor to me.”

George laughs.
“Please. You played Achilles. I played Danny Ocean. One of us steals hearts, the other steals Troy.”

Brad points across the table.
“You’ve been living off silver fox energy for twenty years.”

George fires back immediately.
“And you’ve been selling shampoo in human form since the ‘90s.”

The room goes quiet until Joe shrugs from the corner couch with a soda in his hand.

“Fellas, relax. I’m just an average Joe. I don’t want to compete in the prophecy Olympics.”

Brad grins.
“Smart man.”

Joe continues carefully.
“You know, history already had a certain man with a mustache who thought he was the most handsome and eloquent speaker around 1945. That kind of ego turned into catastrophe for the whole world.”

The joke dies into uneasy silence.

George nods slowly.
“Fair point. Vanity mixed with power never ends well.”

Joe raises his drink.
“Maybe Psalm 45 isn’t about mirrors and magazine covers anyway. Maybe it’s about character, wisdom, and how you treat people when nobody’s watching.”

Brad sighs dramatically.
“So you’re saying neither of us wins?”

Joe smirks.
“I’m saying the world survived enough self-declared messiahs already.”

What do you think of this post?
  • Awesome (0)
  • Interesting (0)
  • Useful (0)
  • Boring (0)
  • Sucks (0)

Alexander & Angelina

take the North American Union Angelina

IT IS YOURS

CONCLUSION

Alexander the Great wanted to untie the knot but struggled to do so. He then reasoned that it would make no difference how the knot was loosed, so he drew his sword and sliced it in half with a single stroke. 

Alexander the Great was a victim of fate,
And he sighed there was naught to delight him
When he brandished his sword and defiantly roared
And could not get a country to fight him.

All the armies he’d chased, all the lands laid to waste,
And he clamored for further diversions;
And our history speaks of his grip on the Greeks
And his hammerlock hold on the Persians.

Though the Gordian knot, cut in two, in a spot
In his palace was labeled a relic,
Though Bucephalus, stuffed, gave him fame, he was huffed—
He was grouchy and grumpy, was Aleck.

And the cause of his woe, he would have you to know,
Was the fact that he never was able
To conduct a big scrap that a versatile chap
Of a war correspondent would cable.

‘Stead of being quite glad, he would grow very sad
When he told of the fellows who’d fought him,
As he thought of the lack of the clicking kodak
In the hands of a man to “snapshot” him.

We are told that he wept, and in dolefulness crept
Through his palace—the reason is hinted:
There were not at that time magazines for a dime,
And his articles could not be printed.

Though it may seem unkind, ere his life we’ve outlined,
We must say in some ways he was hateful;
And in truth, we have heard he went back on his word,
And was not Alexander the Grateful.

ALEXANDER THE GREAT BY WILBUR D. NESBIT

What do you think of this post?
  • Awesome (0)
  • Interesting (0)
  • Useful (0)
  • Boring (0)
  • Sucks (0)

12 Monkeys Pox

Who released the virus in 12 Monkeys?

Kathryn Railly (played by Madeleine Stowe), his once doubtful psychiatrist who has become his coconspirator in investigating a group run by Jeffrey Goines (played by Brad Pitt) called the Army of the 12 Monkeys and their role in unleashing the virus on the planet.
What do you think of this post?
  • Awesome (0)
  • Interesting (0)
  • Useful (0)
  • Boring (0)
  • Sucks (0)