Olsen Twins are Evil

MK OLsen - BOb saGet




The Olsen twins are creepy. I think one of them killed Heath Ledger. Mary Kate has the initials MK. I think Bob Saget is her handler. Like every good conspiracy theory I have no proof other than her initials being MK. Does anyone know anything about MK? If you do please leave a comment.

Fool Tarot

The devil sits at the top of every profession. I’m sure the comedy world is especially evil. It’s a cutthroat world out there. I’m sure Bob Saget isn’t the nice guy he portrays on Full House.




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John Travolta Allegedly Said Gay Jews Run Hollywood

Jeez, you two, get a log flume!

By now you’ve probably heard all about John Travolta getting sued for two million dollars by a masseuse claiming “sexual battery,” saying Travolta groped “his scrotum and the shaft of his penis.” To paraphrase the late great Robert Schimmel, I’d suck John Travolta’s dick in front of my mother for two million dollars. I admit the story is ridiculously tabloidy and sounds pretty far-fetched, and a lot of it sounds like a bad letter to Penthouse, but I couldn’t ignore some of the gems in there.

Such as…

-”There was an overweight black man preparing hamburgers, who meekly said ‘hey.’”

“Come to the East Village’s hottest new night club, Hamburgers. There’s overweight black men preparing hamburgers, naked jockeys on trapeze, and blind sherpas with nerf bow guns….” /Stephon.

-When the masseur says he reminded Travolta that sexual acts in exchange for money were illegal, the actor’s rebuttal is stated as, “Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!” The suit also describes Travolta’s genitalia as “roughly 8 inches in length” with pubic hair that was “wirey and unkempt.”

8 inches, whoa! Do they even make them that big? That’s quite generous for a smear campaign. Meanwhile, my own pubic hair has been described as “perfectly coiffed, and as slick and smooth as a freshly-groomed fur seal.”

- “(Travolta) began screaming at Plantiff, telling Plantiff how selfish he was, that (Travolta) got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ days; and that Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.”

 

-”Plaintiff moved away from Defendant, who then lumbered to his feet and began to move towards Plaintiff with erect penis bouncing around is [sic] stride.”
- (He said) he had done things in his past that would make most people throw up.
- When he started he wasn’t even gay and that the taste of ‘cum’ would make him gag.
- He was smart enough to learn to enjoy it, and when he began to make millions of dollars, that it all became worth it. [TMZ, HuffPo, WWTDD]

So Hollywood is run by gay Jews? Jeez, who knew John Travolta sounded so much like Mel Gibson? They also seem to have that whole “blow me first” thing in common. Though even if this is to be believed, Travolta is a lot nicer about it.

Also, and this is neither here nor there, but I think it’d be pretty cool if there was a sprightly masseuse who dressed up as a French mime and gave happy endings, and he called himself “The Wee Masseur.”



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Famous Freemasons: Kevin Costner

Kevin Costner Freemason




It was claimed on Freemasonry BC’s website that Kevin Costner is a Freemason. I recently found a webpage that confirms this. This could explain why Kevin Costner makes apocalyptic movies like The Postman and Waterworld. Freemasons are obsessed with the eschaton and do all they can to fulfill apocalyptic prophecy. Here is an interview from the previous webpage with Kevin Costner’s wife:

ME: Hello, Cindy, it’s so great to interview you.

CINDY: Thanks.

ME: I am just going to ask you a few questions, if at anytime you feel you don’t want to answer one, just tell me, and we’ll skip it.

CINDY: Will do.

ME: Great. Let’s start. This is mostly about any suspicios behavior you have encountered with Kevin Costner.

CINDY: Hmmm…

ME: Do you feel he ever was involved in something more then just show buisness.

CINDY: Whoa. Well, yes. I remember we always had important people calling our house. And I don’t mean important as in Steven Spielberg, I mean the current Secretary of State. I believe he could have very well had some relationship with Ronald Reagon.

ME: Why do you think that?

CINDY: Well, just little stuff. I remember one time, when we were seperated for a bit, we were at our son’s birthday party. And we were watching TV, and Ronald Reagon came on the screen. My son blurted out that he wanted to meet the president for his birthday. Kevin looked at him and said “can do”. I sort of felt it was him trying to be a better parent then me, and getting our son what he wanted the most for his birthday. But, later, my son told he actually met Ronald Reagon. I thought he was joking. Havn’t thought too much about it since now.

ME: Did he ever take you on any meetings, or told you about any involvment in “The Free Masons?”

CINDY: No… The Free Masons? Isn’t that a men’s club or something?

ME: Sort of.

CINDY: I don’t think so. I remember him coming home late a lot. Or going back out around 12 at night. I just thoughT, life of an actor, ya know?

ME: Yep. Do you know what religion he practiced?

CINDY: Um…. I am sorry, I just can’t answer that, can I go?

ME: Sure. Thanks for all your help.

CINDY: No problem

CINDY QUICKLY HUNG UP.

Judgement Tarot

In Field of Dreams Kevin Costner has an encounter with baseball playing ghosts. This is a movie Freemasons must love because it gives an idea of what the Masonic resurrection will be like.




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Mel Gibson’s Apocalypse

Mel Gibson Mad Max




In Mad Max Mel Gibson stars an apocalyptic hero surviving in the nuclear wastelands. In real life Mel is a devout traditionalist Catholic. The apocalypse in Christianity is described in the book of revelation. The book describes war and environmental destruction as well as famine and plague.

Mel Gibson Fatima

When Mel made The Passion of the Christ he visited Sister Lucia the Virgin Mary seer. He later named his daughter after her. The Virgin appeared to Sister Lucia in 1917 in Portugal. Out of the three seers she was the only survivor of the Spanish flu that later ravaged Europe. This flu was induced by vaccines given to soldiers during the Great War. Lucia did not take the vaccine and survived to a ripe old age of 97. The other two visionaries took the vaccine and died in childhood.

Numerology is important to the Fatima apparitions. The Virgin appeared on the 13th of every month. 13 is an important number to Freemasons and especially to the 13 bloodlines of the Illuminati. The Illuminati have 13 degrees of initiation. Sister Lucia also died on the 13th day of the month adding even more mystery. The number of 13 is most closely associated with death. The 13th tarot trump is death and is associated with fish. The book of revelation states that all the fish in the sea will die during the apocalypse. Due to rampant overfishing this seems like real a possibility. Maybe God gave us the book as a warning. Maybe it’s not too late to turn things around. This resource is being squandered. The bluefin tuna are nearly extinct. The Japanese are stockpiling frozen tuna for themselves because they know in 2013 bluefin tuna will be essentially extinct.

Mel Gibson Apocalypto

Mel Gibson said Apocalypto means new beginning. This is not true. Apocalypse means “revelation” or the “lifting of the veil”. Mel lifted the veil in his movie Conspiracy Theory. That movie revealed all kinds of hidden information such as MK-Ultra mind control.

When Mel was arrested and told the officer Jews are responsible for all the world’s wars he was referring to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. The Protocols are a masonic text describing how the Illuminati are going to take over the world through war, revolution, control of the press and control of finance. These Jews that are members of the Illuminati are a diabolical bunch of schemers. The world needs an apocalyptic hero to wander the wasteland and put an end to the Illuminati.




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Julia Roberts MK’d

Julia Roberts

I remember reading in my mom’s tabloid that Julia Roberts was abused by her father. She had a falling out with her brother Eric Roberts over it. If she was sexually abused she is a prime candidate for MK-Ultra. Is Julia Roberts MK’d? Her shirt tells me YES!

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Free Tom Cruise!

Troy Mcclure Snake




Troy Mcclure in Muppets Go Medieval.

Troy Mcclure is a Simpsons character with a bizarre sexual fetish. I am going to demonstrate that Troy is based on real life actor Tom Cruise. Notice Troy has a snake as his coat of arms in Muppets Go Medieval. The snake is the deceiver. Tom Cruise has deceived millions of adoring women that he is straight when he is in fact gay. He is gay but he also has a bizarre fetish that makes him easily blackmailed by Scientology.

Troy's Car

Troy’s bumper sticker.

In the Simpsons episode A Fish Called Selma, Troy gets caught driving without his glasses. He has a bumper sticker on his car showing he patronizes Springfield Aquarium. This is because Troy has a bizarre fish fetish. What is a fish fetish you ask? A fish fetish is when a gay partner puts a fish inside their partners rectum. The squirming and wriggling is very pleasurable to the sex partner. Be careful though, the fish will get stuck if it is too large. The scales act kind of like a driveway spike. ONE WAY ONLY. I’ve seen this many times in my Proctology practice in San Francisco. My cousin Schlomo and I charge alot of money to remove objects from these kinds of anal intrusions.

Troy Glasses

Troy is a handsome man. How could Chief Wiggum make him wear glasses?

Troy and Tom are both handsome actors. In the cartoon Troy is forced to wear glasses. In real life Tom Cruise wears braces but he’s never been photographed once wearing his head gear. Schlomo says he probably hid out in Canada while getting his teeth straightened 6 months at a time between film projects. He still wears a retainer at night to this day.

Tom Cruise Crooked Teeth

Tom Cruise’s twisted teeth.

You can see his teeth are twisted and chipped in this picture from the 80′s movie The Outsiders. Those were the days before invisalign or any other kind of clear, plastic braces. You would have a mouth full of metal and a head strap you would have to wear most of the day.

Troy Meets Selma

Troy meets Selma at the DMV.

Luckily Troy meets Selma at the DMV and she lets him get away with driving without his glasses. Troy invites her on a date in exchange for her doing him this favor.

Troy Kisses Selma

Troy kisses Selma in front of the paparazzi.

Troy takes Selma out to dinner and the paparazzi show up so Troy gives her a kiss. After Troy gives Selma that kiss his career pics up and he’s once again leading man material.

Tom Cruise - All the right Moves

Leper in the Backfield.

Tom Cruise’s 80′s movie All the Right Moves is what the Simpsons parody movie Leper in the Backfield is based on. There is also a movie called The Verdict was Mail Fraud. That movie is based on The Firm.

The Firm

The Firm.

The Firm could in fact be renamed The Verdict was Mail Fraud since the mafia law firm is defeated by Tom Cruise’s mail fraud findings. It’s a very famous movie. I’m sure you remember it.

Troy & Selma

Troy and Selma on the town.

Troy finds out Selma is so good for his movie career he asks her to marry him. Selma says yes to the sham marriage.

Tom Cruise Katie Kiss

Tom kisses Katie.

It is widely rumored in the tabloids that Tom and Katie Holmes marriage is in fact a sham. Does this kiss look forced to you?

Troy's Home

Troy’s home.

Troy’s home is full of fish. I’m not sure about gay sex but I think you have anal sex with your partner while the fish is squirming in your rectum. You can also perform a reach around before the fish dies from lack of oxygen.

Troy's Wedding

Troy’s wedding.

Tom's Wedding

Tom’s wedding.

Conclusion

We must free Tom Cruise! Sure his fish fetish may be strange but it’s the year 2011. Psychiatry classified homosexuality as a disorder until the year 1973. But times changed and times will change again and we will not mock Cruise for his bizarre and unusual fetish. The Church of Scientology has all of Tom’s confessions tape recorded. David Miscavige, the leader of Scientology, has Tom under complete control because of this. Can Tom break free of Miscavige’s control? Only time can tell.




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OLSEN TO HEATH FEDS: LET’S DEAL

Mary Kate Olsen




Pint-size actress Mary-Kate Olsen has refused to be interviewed by federal investigators probing the accidental drug death of her close friend Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution, The Post has learned.

The actress’ lawyer has repeatedly rebuffed attempts by the feds to question Olsen, who was the first person called after her masseuse discovered Ledger’s body in his SoHo apartment in January.

Frustrated federal officials could obtain a grand-jury subpoena to compel the funky “Full House” actress to tell them whatever she knows about the “Dark Knight” star’s behavior, his possible drug use and the events of that fateful morning, according to sources.

Olsen’s lawyer, Michael C. Miller, today denied that she was hiding any information.

“Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger’s home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them,” he said in a statement.

Miller added that “we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger’s death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed.

“We don’t know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the government’s inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate.”

Probers have interviewed everyone connected to Ledger and his death, including his doctors, the masseuse, bodyguards, housekeepers, business associates and even the mother of his 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, his “Brokeback Mountain” co-star Michelle Williams.

“Ms. Williams was extremely nice and cooperative,” a source said.

Another added, “Everyone has been very eager to help, saying what a great guy Heath Ledger was, everyone except Mary-Kate, who has refused to speak.”

Jan. 26: A Free Pass for Mary-Kate

Jan. 27: Mary-Kate’s Team First at Apt.

Jan. 27: Four Days Later, Olsen Keeps Her Silence

That source explained that Olsen would be the final witness they need to conclude their investigation into where he got his drugs and medicines.

Ledger – whose performance as the Joker in “The Dark Knight” has ignited Oscar buzz – died of a potent cocktail of prescription drugs and OxyContin, the latter of which was likely obtained illegally.

His death was ruled an accidental drug overdose by the medical examiner.

And NYPD investigators closed their probe without interviewing Olsen because, they said, they got all the cooperation they needed from others. That decision, however, surprised some observers, considering Olsen’s role as a potential witness.

Instead of calling emergency responders after getting the call from her masseuse, Olsen telephoned her bodyguards in the Big Apple, telling them to race to Ledger’s Broome Street home, where they arrived just as paramedics got to the scene.

The US Drug Enforcement Administration, which opened an investigation to determine the sources of Ledger’s drugs, was not as sanguine as the NYPD about talking to the 4-foot-11, 90-pound Olsen.

The feds contacted her lawyer, Michael Miller, several times recently seeking her cooperation, but Miller has told the feds Olsen won’t be interviewed unless she gets immunity, exercising her constitutional rights.

According to sources, all of the drugs in Ledger’s body and discovered nearby in prescription bottles were legally obtained from two physicians – with the exception of OxyContin, a powerful painkiller.

Investigators “are trying to ID the source of the OxyContin,” a source said. “Did it come from a dealer, from a friend? If he had a bottle from a friend, was it taken by someone else before police responded? That is what is trying to be determined.”

The DEA probers were also aggressive with the NYPD, the sources said, and were forced to threaten to obtain a grand-jury subpoena before getting the department’s Ledger files.

An NYPD spokesman said the department never balked at handing over the files and did so after receiving a routine federal administrative subpoena.

Asked whether he asked for immunity for his client, Olsen’s lawyer said, “We are not going to comment on whether there is a criminal investigation,” and declined to speak further.

The sources said Ledger’s employees reached out to Olsen because they panicked at finding his body and did not know what to do.

As for the bodyguards, they claimed they responded only to offer help.

murray.weiss@nypost.com




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Chronicles of Riddick and Yale’s Skull & Bones

Lord Marshal Riddick

Lord Marshal: The Bush Senior of Chronicles of Riddick.

Chronicles of Riddick is the science fiction action movie starring Vin Diesel. The movie features a death cult similar to Yale’s Skull & Bones. The militaristic death cult are known as Necromongers, which translated from Latin means they love or crave death. Yale’s Skull & Bones sigil has this biblical verse on it “All who hate me love death” (Prov 8:36). They are known as Bonesmen, The Order, or the Brotherhood of Death. You can probably tell they are not happy campers.

Bush Skull & Bones

George Bush Senior to the left of the grandfather clock.

It is believed by some that they adopted the numerological symbol 322 because their group was the second chapter of a German organization founded in 1832. It is also rumored that the number 322 is the lodge number of the Illuminati. They might be the second Illuminati lodge or the 322nd. Nobody knows. I personally believe they are not Illuminati but Illuminated Freemasonry. That is, they are automatically initiated into a lodge that is above the 33rd degree of Freemasonry. All the masonic boogeymen are there in Skull & Bones ritual. The death’s head. The coffins. There is also masturbation in the coffin to reveal the neophytes sexual secrets and make them completely subservient to the order.

Illuminati Seal Skull & Bones

The seal of Skull & Bones when layed over the great seal spell MASON.

Taking a look at the Great Seal of the Illuminati you can see why the Bush family is obsessed with the New World Order. The thigh bones point to the letters M A S N. The broken tooth on the skull points to the letter O. MASON.

Purifier

Lord Marshal’s purifier. Some sort of space age psychiatrist.

The purifier is an interesting character in Riddick. George HW Bush’s secret society runs the American Psychiatric Association through the CIA. Their most notorious psychiatric abuse is the program known as MK-Ultra. George HW Bush is very infamous pedophile and his abuse of children splits the mind into alter personalities that he can control. It’s all very sick, sordid stuff. In Riddick the purifier is there to convert the conquered planet into the culture of death. The American culture. The conquered humans are known as “breeders” since they have large families. Necromongers, like Americans, take in immigrants from conquered nations and assimilate them. The purifier makes these conquered people’s give up their old religions for the new religion: AMERICANA! Apple pie, baseball and Michael Jackson is the new religion for Iraqi immigrants to America. The purifier/psychiatrist assists in assimilation by giving the conquered the “mark” of the necromonger. I’ll get into more about the “mark” later.

Tombs

A minor character named Tombs.

In Yale’s Skull & Bones the lodge is known as the “tomb”. Another reference to death. The necromongers are searching for the “underverse”, which is similar to Bonesmen looking for the resurrection. Underverse is in fact code word for resurrection. George HW Bush is a holy half dead like Lord Marshal who has seen the resurrection. It is up to his son George W Bush to keep “the faith”.

Bush Kerry

Bush & Kerry: Brothers underneath the skin.

Bush Jr. might seem like an idiot son but he is in fact a very powerful Bonesmen/Necromonger. I think the Vaako character is based on Bush Jr. The heir to Skull & Bones leadership. In times of war Skull & Bones provide leadership to the Illuminati. Skull & Bones oversaw both sides of the conflict between Hitler and Stalin. The 2004 election was rigged by Skull & Bones. So when P Diddy said vote or die now you know why. Diddy should of said vote third party or die. But then again Diddy isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

Vaako

Vaako and his scheming wife.

George W Bush’s wife Laura might look like an innocent librarian but she in fact killed her ex boyfriend in a car accident. I think this is what turned George W Bush on most about Laura. Laura likes Dubya cuz he’s a killing machine. 1 million dead Iraqis! GO DUBYA! KILL KILL KILL!

Bush Laura Pope Kiss

All who hate me love death!

Take a look at Dubya and Laura making out like teenagers at the funeral of Pope John Paul II. They are really turned on. I bet Laura’s panties are wet. Laura is kind of hot. I wish I had some glamor pics of her when she was younger. Maybe in some kind of librarian outfit. She’s totally Jake worthy. Hey Laura maybe me and you could get together at the library of congress? What do you think baby? I could find some aborted fetuses to turn you on.

Save us Vin Diesel!

Now Vin Diesel is some sort of messiah character in this film. It is prophesied that a member of his race would stop the Necromongers. But Riddick is a monster. He’s a career criminal that always escapes from jail. He’s the anti-hero that is popular in films nowadays. Dame Judy Dench says he is evil but in times like these evil must be fought with evil.

I don’t know. He was kind of evil in the first Pitch Black movie but he’s not so evil in this one. He should of left the crazy muslim guy and the kid die in the first movie to be truly evil. Anyways Riddick stops the Necromongers. But it’s just a movie. In real life Skull & Bones is as powerful as ever. Even more so now. After 9/11 they realized they could get away with anything. They could irradiate their own troops with depleted uranium. They could ship in tons and tons of heroin from Afghanistan. Nothing is off limits now.

Mark of the Necromonger

Riddick’s woman gets the “mark”.

Now shit hits the fan. Lord Marshal gives Riddick’s girlfriend the mark of the Necromonger. Some sort of microchip in the back of the neck. In real life they want to give us the verichip to keep track of all our monetary transactions. This shit pissed of Vin Diesel alot so he takes a knife and…

Riddick Kill

Riddick stabs Lord Marshal in the head.

Riddick killing Lord Marshal really upsets Vaako’s wife. It’s like Dubya failing to snuff out his pedophile father with a pillow. EPIC FAIL. Why is Dubya so scared of daddy? He’s old and decrepit. A couple minutes with a pillow on the face and HW would meet his maker. But Dubya is a coward so Daddy Bush is gonna die from natural causes. Dubya is an epic coward. He was AWOL from the Vietnam war but never faced charges cuz of Daddy. @georgewbush Do it Dubya! Snuff him out for fucking you in the ass Greek style all those years. Do it bro! You’ll be a hero to Bonesmen all over the world.

Riddick Throne

Watch the throne!

After Riddick kills Lord Marshal he sits on Lord Marshal’s throne and all the necromongers worship him. I’m sure there is a throne in the tomb made entirely of bones. Geronimo’s relatives are suing Skull & Bones for stealing his bones. Sick stuff.

and…

I’m spent

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Brittany Murphy’s Final Photo Shoot

Brittany Murphy Eyes Wide Shut

Take a look at Brittany Murphy’s last big photo shoot. Looks exactly like the movie Eyes Wide Shut doesn’t it? In case you haven’t seen Eyes Wide Shut, in the movie a beauty queen is ritually killed and her death explained away as an overdose. Brittany Murphy died of an overdose and her husband died soon after. You know what they say. Dead men tell no tales.

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Angelina Jolie: Spy Games




Angelina Jolie making love to an equine.

The first thing I noticed about this picture other than the fact that Ms. Jolie is very Jake worthy is that she genuinely seems to be enjoying herself. She’s got a look on her face that says, “YES! I like horse cock!” Jolie’s got cock sucking lips and a smoking body and these pics turn me on. I’m getting a chubby right now looking at her nipple peek through. I admit it.

What is the white horse? Ritual semenency!

The white horse is a form of sex magick where you read the shape of the semen ejaculated. I’m not making this up. I’ve gotten a few comments about ritual semenancy. It is very important to the Illuminati.

In Ovid’s Metamorphosis Lucifer is described as riding on a white horse with a smile of bright gladness. The man on the white horse in the CFR logo is wearing nothing but a smile. I’m pretty sure that logo turns Angelina Jolie on. She sure loves those boring CFR books she carries around to indoctrinate the sheeple.

Cathy O’Brien said spies are not born they are made. The CIA tortures a lot of little girls with MK-Ultra hoping to turn them into some sort of super spy. Angelina is just that sort of little girl. I’d bet my left testicle Jon Voight sold her into the MK Ultra program when she was 3 years old and 1 day. 13 backwards. That is the proper age the rabbis say a girl can be betrothed. Betrothed to who? Satan of course! I know I might sound like the Church Lady but what I’m saying is absolutely true. In her Bosnian war epic, Blood and Honey, Angelina wrote a story about a woman who falls in love with her raper. Lucifer has been raping Angelina since she was 3 and she loves it. I think she was to young and too stupid to know what Voight was up to sticking his cock up her ass to open her third eye. Think back to your 3rd birthday Jolie. Think back…back…you’re getting sleepy…what happened the day after your third birthday Jolie? Daddy took you for a special trip to Disneyland didn’t he? You met Mickey and Goofy and the whole gang. If it’s hazy try watching this clip of Wizard of Oz: CLICK HERE. I’m just speculating. Maybe he took you to Mcdonalds the day after your third birthday. A just as Satanic place to go. You probably watched Wizard of Oz the day before too. Wake up Jolie! You are mind controlled slave. Why do you think you walk like a dyke, talk like a dyke and act like a dyke. You’re sexcapades have left you traumatized and you can’t decide whether to give up men completely.

Angelina Jolie wanted to get up close and personal with redheaded Russian spy Anna Chapman. Jolie , who played a suspected Russian agent in her flick Salt , asked local promoters to invite Chapman, real-life femme fatale, dubbed agent 90-60-90 because of her measurements in centimeters, to the Moscow premiere of her movie. The real life spy scandal broke just days before her opening. Is this art imitating life once again? Or life imitating art? Who the fuck knows.




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