Tom Cruise and the Lord of Darkness

Tom Cruise Legend

In the 1985 movie Legend Tom Cruise meets the Lord of Darkness. Darkness’ intention is the rule the world for a thousand years.

Eyes Wide Shut Throne

In the 1999 movie Eyes Wide Shut Tom Cruise meet the Lord of Darkness again. This time the Lord of Darkness is an Illuminatus Rex wearing the red of the Rothschilds. Darkness’ intention is also to rule the world for a thousand years under a cashless, surveillance society.

Can Tom Cruise defeat the Lord of Darkness?

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Mission Impossible: Fish Tank Scene

Mi Fish

This is another scene that symbolizes Tom Cruise’s escape from Scientology and the Fish Fetish rumors that have dogged his career. Neither Psychiatrists nor Scientologists could cure his Icthyphilia (love of fish). Katie has left Tom and taken their daughter. Getting her back will be Mission Impossible.

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Battle of the Malibu Messiahs




Sheen Malibu Messiah

Malibu is abuzz anticipating the 2012 apocalypse and bets are on about who will survive in their high tech armored compound. Will it be Mel Gibson in his highly fortified traditionalist Catholic Church? Or will “the Christ of Scientology” Tom Cruise defeat the alien invaders and take mankind on a voyage to the stars?

My money is on the dark horse, Charlie Sheen. It doesn’t matter that his goddesses have left him or that he doesn’t have a high tech fortified compound like Tom Cruise. Charlie Sheen is a survivor. He’s encountered many 7 gram crack rocks and each and every time has avoided cardiac arrest. Sheen doesn’t need to stockpile guns or have a fortified church with a sniper tower like Mel Gibson. Sheen has Jew blood and Jew blood is enough.

written and coded by Pastor Richards




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