Battle of the Malibu Messiahs

Sheen Malibu Messiah

Malibu is abuzz anticipating the 2012 apocalypse and bets are on about who will survive in their high tech armored compound. Will it be Mel Gibson in his highly fortified traditionalist Catholic Church? Or will “the Christ of Scientology” Tom Cruise defeat the alien invaders and take mankind on a voyage to the stars?

My money is on the dark horse, Charlie Sheen. It doesn’t matter that his goddesses have left him or that he doesn’t have a high tech fortified compound like Tom Cruise. Charlie Sheen is a survivor. He’s encountered many 7 gram crack rocks and each and every time has avoided cardiac arrest. Sheen doesn’t need to stockpile guns or have a fortified church with a sniper tower like Mel Gibson. Sheen has Jew blood and Jew blood is enough.

written and coded by Pastor Richards

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5 thoughts on “Battle of the Malibu Messiahs

  1. From that tower on the church you could snipe out any zombies trying to loot the solid gold crucifix’s and chalices Mel holds dear.

  2. Fishman says Mel’s church may be built on rock but his movie career is built on sand. Without the kosher seal Mel’s movie career has hit a brick wall. Nobody is watching “The Beaver”.

  3. Without the kosher seal nothing moves in Hollywood. Transformers 3 did well at the box office because a true messiah SHIA LEBOUEF brought the goods.

    Carlos Estevez (Charlie Sheen) is half Catholic and not a full blood Jew. It’s true Jewishness is matrilineal but Sheen has that Christian hang up that makes him not a true Malibu Messiah. Brad Pitt named his daughter Shiloh Nouvelle (New Messiah) but even Pitt can not be a true messiah because he is not GOD’S CHOSEN.

    David Koresh learned this fact the hard way. Janet Reno razed his church to the ground and incinerated his children because Koresh was Christian. If you want a messiah please watch Transformers 3 and bless Israel. If you bless Israel you will be blessed. If you curse Israel like Mel Gibson you will be cursed.


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