Beyonce’s Pyramid Scheme

Beyonce Pyramid

Beyonce performs in front of the pyramids in an ITV Special in England. The lights behind the 3 pyramids make a giant fourth pyramid.

You can watch the ITV commercial here. You can clearly see how the giant fourth pyramid is made out of the lights.

written and coded by Joe




Beyonce Runs the World

In Beyonce’s new teaser Run the World (Girls), we see a red Illuminati pyramid with pictures of communist revolution. China, North Korea and Africa all point at America ready to attack like in the horribly bad Charlie Sheen movie Red Dawn.

In a 2002 book, Red Feminism: American Communism and the Making of Women’s Liberation, feminist historian Kate Weigand states: “ideas, activists and traditions that emanated from the Communist movement of the forties and fifties continued to shape the direction of the new women’s movement of the 1960s and later.”

The battle of the sexes is over and clearly girls have won. American men have been feminized to the point that wearing pink on friday is now mandatory. The Justin Bieber generation of men wear just as much hair product as women. Ryan Seacrest is the new standard of manliness with his bleached teeth and immaculate hair. The new generation of American men have been brainwashed into pussydom. Clint Eastwood called the new generation the pussy generation. I think he’s right.

written and coded by Joe




Kylie Minogue’s Pyramid Scheme

Kylie Pyramid: All the Lovers

In Kylie Minogue’s new video All the Lovers she sits on top of human pyramid with her on top. The light shines behind her like the cap on the Illuminati pyramid. Bernie Madoff would approve.




Charice’s Pyramid Scheme

Charice Pyramid

I saw Charice perform “Pyramid” on the Oprah Winfrey show and I’m convinced this younger generation is not hopeless after all. Youngsters these days are always on the internet where free movies like Loose Change or Zeitgeist are the most viewed. I’ve seen her doing the Illuminati sign with one eye like the dollar bill. Maybe there is hope for the Justin Bieber generation after all.




30 Seconds to Mars Pyramid

30 Seconds to Mars Pyramid

30 Seconds to Mars has a capped pyramid on their Kings and Queens video. Is it a symbol that the great work is finished? In the video multicultural kids are riding their bikes around Los Angeles while the surrounding hills burn. On the dollar bill there are the words “E Pluribus Unum”, meaning “Out of Many One”. America is supposed to be a country where all the races and nations mingle to create a one world order.




Nicolas Cage Buys Pyramid Tomb

Nicolas Cage Pyramid Tomb

Actor Nicolas Cage has purchased a pyramid shaped tomb in New Orleans.

According to TMZ the National Treasure star wants it to be his final resting place. I guess he figures it’s the one thing the IRS can’t take from him.

Nic has fallen on hard financial times recently. Uncle Sam is on his heels for $14 million he owes in back taxes, properties are being foreclosed on and a leasing company is asking for $250,000 for two Rolls Royce’s he couldn’t pay the lease on.

Damn Nic, where did all that money go?

Photo by Brad Vogel.




Pyramid Arrives in Hyde Park

Pyramid Hyde Park

The pyramid was designed and hand-painted by Britto, creative director of the 2007 London Pyramid Project, as a tribute to the Pyramids of Giza, the last remaining of the Ancient Seven Wonders of the World. Located at historic Speakers’ Corner, this is the first time the Royal Parks Service has permitted an art installation of such proportion to be placed in Hyde Park.

Dozens of London school children were on hand for the completion of the sculpture, one of the largest public arts installations ever seen in the capital. The school children were among approximately 1,500 from around the world who participated in a day-long international arts project in July, where they worked alongside Britto to paint two sides of the pyramid. The project included students from the UK, U.S., Egypt, Belgium and France.

“I am both honoured and humbled by the opportunity to install my artwork in one of the world’s most famous locations, Speakers’ Corner at Hyde Park. I thank the organisers of the Tutankhamun exhibition for inviting me to be a part of this incredible celebration,” said Britto. “I also applaud the children from around the world who joined me to learn about the remarkably sophisticated Egyptian civilization, while leaving their own artistic impression on a sculpture that will forever be a part of history.”

Created using state-of-the-art composite material by INNOVIDA, the monumental pyramid sculpture will be on display in Hyde Park until 15 November, after which it will go on display outside the new children’s museum being constructed in Cairo, Egypt. In addition to the sculpture in Hyde Park, a 25ft replica pyramid by Britto and eight smaller pyramids (8ft) will also be on view around the city. A number of related merchandise items will be sold in the exhibition gift shop, with proceeds benefiting international literacy programming through the Britto Foundation.

“Britto’s Pyramid Project is truly exciting and will no doubt create an incredible impression in Hyde Park. The Pyramid is expected to attract thousands of visitors and, in turn, will draw people to the Tutankhamun exhibition at The O2. We are fortunate to have these icons, both ancient and modern, in the capital,” said Visit London’s chief executive, James Bidwell.

“Tutankhamun and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs” is organised by National Geographic, Arts and Exhibitions International and AEG Exhibitions, with cooperation from the Egyptian Supreme Council of Antiquities, and sponsored by Credit Suisse. To date, more than 325,000 tickets for the exhibition have been reserved or sold in the UK, setting a pre-sale record for the show. This is the first time Tutankhamun’s treasures have visited London in 35 years.




Davinci Code Premier

Davinci Code Pyramid

The Davinci Code’s premier was in this giant creepy pyramid. My bosom buddy Tom Hanks says Jesus had a wife. My bosom buddy wouldn’t lie to me.




Daft Punk: Television Rules the Nation

Daft Punk Illuminati Pyramid

You’ve got to hand it to Daft Punk: their stage set-up is worthy of a Vegas night show (which, as my brother tells it, should be the next logical step in their career). A giant pyramid. A latticwork of neon and strobe. A mind-numbingly large backdrop of lights. And helming it all are the robots Daft, peering over the top of the pyramid like pilots of the good ship Illuminati.




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