Healing Dua Lipa’s Ear Infection

This Dua Lipa song is about our old Ex-Yugo and Tesla. Lipa means “beautiful” in Yugo jezik/tongue.

The Roman Province of Dardania was in Kosovo. Lipa ljepotica is descended from the Trojan Kings of the tribe of Judah. She wants that Mr. Spock space hippy peacenik trip to the promised land. First she has to heal her ear infection with Dr. Mccoy’s naturopathic medicine.

The most potent medicine for the ear is Auricularia auricula-judae, known as the Jew’s ear. This was the tree Judas hung himself from after he regained his hearing. The old way Jesus found medicine was by looking at the shapes of the FOOD AS MEDICINE.

Hippocrates’ lost teaching.

CONCLUSION

Use nurse 41’s antibiotics and mushrooms. It doesn’t have to be Jew’s Ear if you can’t find it. Find the best Mushrooms u can find Kosovo child.The more it looks like your ear the more potent it will be.

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