How to Make a Secret of Fatima Shot

Secret of Fatima

“After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand,” wrote Lucia. “Flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendor that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Penance, Penance, Penance!’”

The role in Top Gun couldn’t of been made without Bozo. Let’s see what Bozo and his little GF are really after. That big Fatima secret they keep hiding. A genius like me, Brian Flanagan, can see in an instant that this is nothing other than a cocktail recipe. A nuclear cocktail.

Last Samurai Bamboo Stick

What you will need for this cocktail first is “The Last Samurai” wooden cocktail sword. As soon as u get that sword, light that courage giving fire water before inevitable shoot downs in da club like fiddy cent without that wad of cash. Fire attracts the cave woman instinct 2 your cave.

Sambuca Shot

You can use Sambuca like Adriano back in the days of the Big Bam Boo, but to attract a Portuguese Princess you need to use Portuguese fire water. Here is what Brian Flanagan recommends.

Medronho

The berry of the arbutus bush is a pretty thing to come across as you drive the backroads of the Algarve. Its bright red fruit looks a lot like strawberries hanging from a small tree. But do not be seduced by this pretty plant. The locals have learned to harvest the ripe fruit and use it to make Medronho (med-row-nyo), a clear alcoholic liquid that packs the wallop of a mule.

I’m a seasoned whiskey drinker so I quite enjoy the burn as a sip of medronho makes its way down my gullet, but many of my friends and clients have found that its bite is a challenge. So beware if you give it a try.

CONCLUSION

Lucifer Bar

So here is the recipe:

The third part of the secret revealed at the Cova da Iria-Fatima, on 13 July 1917.

I write in obedience to you, my God, who command me to do so through his Excellency the Bishop of Leiria and through your Most Holy Mother and mine.

After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand; flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendour that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Pence, Pence, Pence!’.

This drink would really work well in Anaheim near Lucifer on Fox’s TV show’s bar. Trump’s nuclear Minute man sword vs Putin’s satan 2 nuclear sword is in your hands at the bar my friends. May it give u the courage to approach and get rejected or find that unicorn. That special girl who appreciates the minuteman quickness in a public place as well as satan 2’s tantric ability learned from listening to Sting mp3s. This is something a boy named elliot never did. May Trump and Putin’s swords be forever entwined in the peace of our Irish Lady of Knock. Romance at the bar always makes my Irish eyes smile.

Some have seen Dr. Mengele bring a different kind of love with finite non eternal i love you i love you not programming. Torturing Bozo was always one of my past times. Maybe one day you will hear about the dangerous missions i put him on all in exchange for a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Cheers friends!
Cocktails and Dreams!

Yours Truly,
BF

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Beyonce’s Lesbian Illuminati Superbowl

Beyonce Superbowl Illuminati

Beyonce salutes the Illuminati.

Beyonce is a dirty strumpet. A dirty girl. I have nude pics of Beyonce on my hard drive. They might be photoshops of her head on a porn whore’s body but they do the job. She is definitely Jake worthy.

Beyonce Lick

I wish Beyonce would lick my peen. You know you want to B. You want me to put the 7 inch in the computer. Admit it you slut.

Beyonce Spank

What do you want me to do to you now? Spank your tush? I can oblige you B. I’ll spank you like a dirty harlot. I’ll do it to advance the cause of feminism.

Beyonce Ring

What? You want a ring before I can put the cucumber in the food processor? Sorry baby, I don’t go that route. Only a sucker like Jay trades diamonds for love.

Beyonce Kiss

You don’t want to kiss my shmeckel? Why not? Does it make you feel like a dirty Jezebel? C’mon B. I know you’re touching yourself right now thinking of me Jaking it. Use your left hand B. It’s evil. It’s made for that kind of stuff.

Beyonce Whore

Beyonce is a Siren. She uses her singing to lure men to their doom. To give up their seed needlessly in a used Kleenex. I’m not falling for it. I’m gonna quit Jakin’ it. I’ve seen the light.

Marshal Law

When the Superbowl blacked out I thought Bane was gonna blow up the stadium with a bomb. Martial Law is just around the corner. Time to stop fracking strange flower and Jakin’ it to online porn. Sorry B.

Beyonce Kali

I hope the Kali Yuga ends after the economic collapse and Martial Law.

Connie Kali

frack this devourer of men. The final avatar will defeat Kali. I’m gonna plant a survival garden. I’m gonna buy some survival seeds from Alex Jones. I’m a survivor. I’m gonna make it. Gots to survive. Keep on survivin’.

Beyonce Hell

The flames in hell will be much hotter than the ones on stage B. Hell is your destiny B. Don’t try and tempt me anymore.

Beyonce Faces

At the beginning of the show I thought this was a man and a woman kissing. As I look closer it looks like two men kissing.

Beyonce Superbowl Lesbians

At the end it was revealed that the kissing faces both have long hair. I used to like lesbians when I watched Girls Gone Wild. Now I think I’m having second thoughts.

Walter Camp of Skull & Bones invented Football to placate the masses. It’s Bread & Circuses like the Roman Empire. Right now America is all Circus and no bread.

“So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they had reverted to a style of life that appeared to be natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern…Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.”

― George Orwell, 1984

You can watch the whole video at NFL.com

And.. I’m spent.

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