Things will be peachy for Selena Gomez fans.
Insiders say she has found relief in Naturopathic treatment under the care of eco warrior & savior David De Rothschild.
Life guard is always on duty Goyim. Big Davey DR. The Good Shepherd Red Shield.
Selena is going raw for 90 and drinking and bathing in only living spring water thanks to D Rexplore. People say David D is a dirty Jew who only loves his sheckels but he is fond of theories on the spring in Lourdes France. He heard Bernadette was making wheat grass shots a 100 years ago thanks to the different reptile overlords he is in contact with. People like Alex Jones curse David De Rothschild and our serpentine overlords. Alex Jones is a delusional paranoid schizophrenic. David De Roth is the savior we’ve been expecting for 2,000 years. When he made his voyage in the Plastiki the prophecies in both the new and old testament were fulfilled. Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson are just jealous beta males who know David is the real alpha and omega, be all end all, greatest of all time.
Conspiracy theories abound about our adventurer savior. That he is a false Christ healer. That Alex Jones’ Jewish Doctor Wallach is the real healer. Selena stares at the snakes in the hospital looking for that next sex symbol who the Illuminati say will be the real Lucifer. That’s why the model in her video has a Luciferian, “Have some Sympathy” tattoo. Everyone is insane from the Luciferian conspiracy.
Women find the name Rothschild a powerful aphrodisiac. Hearing Dynasty turns them on more than eating oysters. What a dreamy hunk David De Rothschild is. Hunkier than Mcsteamy and Mcdreamy hospital doctors. Dreamier than anyone on ER, Chicago Hope or General Hospital. You know why? Cuz David DREX gets results from his patients. Most naturopath notes go in the garbage and it’s back to standard american diet SAD and death. Not David De Redshield. David gives hugs to his patients. Locks them in the serpent coils and squeezes them. No other doctor will ever touch his sick patient. It’s against the rules. But eco messiah David is a rulebreaker not a roolmaker.
Things will be just peachy keen u betcha for Selena Gomez and the Jews. No need to hang yourself like Jew rocknrolla Chris Cornell. The medical snake is good if you pick the right one. The snakes kissing on the medical symbol is the naturopaths and allopaths swindling patients for sheckels never getting results. David De Rothschild gets results because his treatment is the most expensive. David De Rothschild services cost mankind a mortgage on the world. That’s the price we pay for David’s healing christ ambition and messianic pretension and you know what? It’s worth every share in the Federal Reserve.