Battle of the Malibu Messiahs




Sheen Malibu Messiah

Malibu is abuzz anticipating the 2012 apocalypse and bets are on about who will survive in their high tech armored compound. Will it be Mel Gibson in his highly fortified traditionalist Catholic Church? Or will “the Christ of Scientology” Tom Cruise defeat the alien invaders and take mankind on a voyage to the stars?

My money is on the dark horse, Charlie Sheen. It doesn’t matter that his goddesses have left him or that he doesn’t have a high tech fortified compound like Tom Cruise. Charlie Sheen is a survivor. He’s encountered many 7 gram crack rocks and each and every time has avoided cardiac arrest. Sheen doesn’t need to stockpile guns or have a fortified church with a sniper tower like Mel Gibson. Sheen has Jew blood and Jew blood is enough.

written and coded by Pastor Richards




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David De Rothschild: Better than Jesus

David De Rothschild - JESUS!

Here we have a picture of our chosen messiah David De Rothschild. We God’s chosen have decided that David is better than Jesus. Was Jesus a billionaire? NO! Did Jesus float on plastic bottles to save Earth? NO! Did Jesus save the world from global warming on 777 like our chosen messiah David? NO!

David, Moshiach ben David to the goyim, is better than Jesus in every way. He will rule you stupid goyim cattle from the rebuilt third temple in Jerusalem and you will love it! His carbon tax to save earth will be loved by all. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Madonna and the rest of our chosen celebrities will worship him and say he is the reincarnation of Christ. What more proof do you need that the man is Christ other than his long hair and beard? I know I’m convinced.

Shalom!
Dr. F

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