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Pastor Richards is a televangelist from Mars, Alabama, who promises salvation to all those who pay him very large donations.

Madonna & the White Horse

Madonna White Horse
Madonna broke a few ribs in a riding accident a couple years ago. The horse was a present from her ex husband Guy Ritchie.  In biblical circles the white horse is supposed to represent Christ, but if you read Ovid the white horse represents Lucifer.

Wikipedia:

I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.

— Revelation 6:1-2 NIV

The name Lucifer was applied to Satan by St. Jerome and later to the demon of sinful pride by Milton in Paradise Lost. Lucifer is the title and principal character of the epic poem by the Dutch playwright, Vondel (who uses Lucifer in lieu of Satan), and a principal character in the mystery play by Imre Madach, “The Tragedy of Man”. Blake pictured Lucifer in his illustrations to Dante. George Meredith’s sonnet Lucifer in Starlight addresses the “fiend” as Prince Lucifer. To Spenser in An Hymne of Heavenly Love, Lucifer is “the brightest angel, even the Child of Light.” In Ovid’s Metamorphosis, Lucifer is the morning star and father of Ceyx. He is described as riding a white horse (clarus equo, book XV.189) and his face is characterized by a bright gladness (see XI.270 ff. Lucifero genitore satus patriumque nitorem ore ferens Ceyx). Also see Books II.115 and 723, IV.629,665.

Bible:

I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

Revelation 19:11

The CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) logo is a naked man on a white horse making the masonic sign of admiration. The writing at the bottom spells UBIQUE or Ubiquitous meaning he and his agents are everywhere or omnipresent.

Madonna is one of Satan’s agents. What kind? An MK-Ultra Beta slave. This type of slave has a sex kitten alter. She is a hooker. A super hooker for powerful men like Henry Kissinger or David Rockefeller. Madonna was raised in New York in an abandoned synagogue (The synagogue of Satan). At this synagogue she became a high priced hooker, propagandist and spy for America. Madonna is the whore of Babylon from revelation. Where is Babylon?

Bible:

The waters that you saw where the harlot lives
represent large numbers of peoples, nations, and tongues.

Revelation 17:15

New York City is the most multi-cultural city in the world. It is known as the world’s “melting pot”. This city is Madonna’s base of operations. This city is also where the United Nations is, fulfilling the prophecy that it is the great city that has sovereignty over the kings of the earth.

If you believe the End Times are at hand. Don’t be afraid. Call 866-9-SAVE ME. Please donate generously.

Revelation 16:3 The Sea Turned to blood

California Red Tide

Revelation 16:3. The second angel poured out his bowl on the sea.
The sea turned to blood like that from a corpse; every creature living in the sea died.

It’s called Red Tide and it’s a common name for a phenomenon known as an algal bloom that we see in California. Fish die and shellfish become poisoned. Red tides are caused by increase in nutrients that algae need, usually due to farm runoff. Red tide activity is on the increase especially in America.

The Book of Revelation in the Bible mentions that sea life will die during the End Times. The carbon dioxide we pump into the air is seeping into the oceans and slowly acidifying them. Now that the ocean is becoming acidic it seems almost certain that all life in the sea will die.

It is also noteworthy that the toxic oil dispersant Corexit used in the Gulf oil spill turned the water into a red sludge. The same color as a red tide or water turned to blood.

There is only one option left! To blast off into a statue in the shape of me and colonize Mars. I know the first few years will be tough. We will have to eat lichen and rocks, but things will improve. Call 1-8669-SAVE ME and donate generously.

Battle of the Malibu Messiahs




Sheen Malibu Messiah

Malibu is abuzz anticipating the 2012 apocalypse and bets are on about who will survive in their high tech armored compound. Will it be Mel Gibson in his highly fortified traditionalist Catholic Church? Or will “the Christ of Scientology” Tom Cruise defeat the alien invaders and take mankind on a voyage to the stars?

My money is on the dark horse, Charlie Sheen. It doesn’t matter that his goddesses have left him or that he doesn’t have a high tech fortified compound like Tom Cruise. Charlie Sheen is a survivor. He’s encountered many 7 gram crack rocks and each and every time has avoided cardiac arrest. Sheen doesn’t need to stockpile guns or have a fortified church with a sniper tower like Mel Gibson. Sheen has Jew blood and Jew blood is enough.

written and coded by Pastor Richards