Satan’s Kids: Some Humor

Little Hitler Juice

Racial Characteristics:

Living proof that money can’t buy love, these greedy, usurious, scheming Christ-killers, who won’t eat pork because it reminds
them of their parents, go around moving into other people’s countries and buying up all the pawnshops and delicatessens. They
were personally responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire, the 1929 stock market crash, and the loss of World War II by a
prominent European country. Now they’re ruining show business. Their fiendish heathen religious rituals include mutilating the
penises of their own sons and drinking the blood of Christian babies during Lent. The world’s nations have historically competed
with each other to see who could get rid of them fastest. They control the legal, medical, psychiatric, and accountancy professions, and are the force behind international communism, freemasonry, sex education, the media, and the catholic church.

Good Points:
I can’t think of one.

Proper Forms of Address:
Yid, kike, sheeny, Hebe, nickel-nose, knife-nose, gabardine stroking mockey, clip-tip.

Who’s the best Jewish cook? Hitler.

What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?
Jewce(juice)

When’s the only time you wink and smile at a melanin enhanced?
Through the scope.

What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

How does hitler’s moped sound?
Runnnn melanin enhanced melanin enhanced melanin enhanced, runnnn melanin enhanced melanin enhanced melanin enhanced

What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

What’s a Jewish woman’s favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy’s.

Why do Jewish husbands die young?
Because they want to.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute?A. A fracking know-it-all.
Q: What’s the resemblance between snails and Sephardic Jews?A: They don’t need women to make babies!

Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers burned on their arms.

First Man: I’m going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I’m going to kill all the clowns, too.
Second Man: Why the clowns? First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews!

Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill.

Hitler stands in front of a cannon with some jews. He tells the first one: Spread your arms and jump into the cannon! The jew
jumps and dies. Then he tells the second one: Touch your toes with your hands and jump into the canon! The jew jumps and
dies, too. He tells the third one: Put your arms in the air and jump into the canon! Suddenly, Hitlers mother appears, yelling at
him: Adolf, stop playing tetris with those jews!!!

At his birthday, Hitler tells three jews: Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are green and the other two sides are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice. If it shows blue, one of you will be hung. If it shows green, one of you will be shot. If it shows
red, I´ve got a surprise for you! The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung. The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot. The third one rolls the dice. It shows red, therefore Hitler says: Congratulations, you can roll the
dice again!!!

Two nazis meet in prison. The first one asks the second one. What is misfortune? A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea. What is a disaster? If they can swim.

What’s Hitlers least favorite planet?
‘Jewpiter’

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips

How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.

Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up .

What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork

Why do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.

Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.

How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny

What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew

What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew

Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.

Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.

Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.

What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

What’s faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.

Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help his math!

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead,
he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was
hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner, to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched
back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.

This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little
Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great
trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an “A” in math.

She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: “Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?”

Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.

“Well, then,” she replied, “Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?”

Little Zachary looked at her and said, “Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they weren’t screwing around.”

Why are Synagogue’s circular?
So the jews cant hide in the corner when the collection plate comes around!

A chinaman and a jew are drinking at a bar when the jew gets nasty. “You motherfuckers ought to be ashamed of yourselves
for Pearl Harbor. Sneaky little poops, bombing all of those innocent sailors, frack you.” The chink replied, “Hey! Wait a minute,
that wasn’t us! I’m Chinese. Pearl Harbor was done by Japanese.” The jew said, “Ahh, Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” So the chink says, “Well, what about your people? Sinking the Titanic and killing all those helpless women and children, I should frack you up right here.” The kike exclaimed, “What the hell are you
yapping about? Jews didn’t sink the Titanic, it hit an iceberg, you jackass!” The chink said, “Ahh, iceberg, Goldberg, what’s
the difference?”

An old jew broad was walking her grandson down the beach when a huge wave came up and washed the little boy out to
sea. The old woman shook her fist at the sky and cursed God for 20 minutes for taking her only grandson. Finally God
couldn’t stand the irritating broad anymore and he sent another wave that set the boy, unharmed, gently back at her feet.
After a quick search of the boy she shook her fist at the sky and shrieked, “He had 50 cents in his pocket when you took him!”

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Sandra Bernhard Encourages Blacks to Rape

Sandra Bernhard Sarah Palin Goy Whore Rape

The Sandra Bernhard monstrosity

Kevin MacDonald

September 24, 2008

I suppose we could just write off Sandra Bernhard as a nut case and leave it at that. But the thing is that her rant against Christianity and her threatened gang-rape of Sarah Palin occurred at Theater J—J as in Jewish.

Theater J is a project of the Jewish Community Center of Washington. At the bottom of the homepage there is the stamp of the Jewish Federation of Greater Washington DC. You can click on tabs for Jewish Living which direct you to material on classes and retreats. Another tab brings you to information on programs for infants, toddlers and school-age children. About what you would expect at a Jewish community center.

But then there’s the video (posted at the Jewish Community Center website) of Bernhard saying about Sarah Palin, “Don’t you fracking reference the Old Testament, broad. You stay with your goyish, crappy, shiksa-funky [or is it “shiksa-fracking”?] bullshit. Don’t you touch my Old Testament, you broad. Because we have left it open to interpretation. It is no longer taken literally. You whore …”

So the moral high ground comes from having the correct interpretation of the Bible? I thought that was the sort of thing that people like Palin are accused of. How very quaint coming from this super edgy and ultra-chic Jewish-lesbian radical.

This sort of invective ruins careers if one substitutes, say, anti-black invective for Bernhard’s anti-goy rant. Heard from Michael Richards lately? Bernhard can refer to the New Testament as “goyish, crappy, shiksa-funky bullshit” and it’s a great career move. She gets rave reviews in the mainstream media, including the Washington Post. The audience can be heard laughing and clapping appreciatively in the background while she says it, and Ari Roth, the artistic director, informs us that there are standing ovations after every performance.

Roth’s defense of the indefensible is a masterpiece of double-think: “There is a message of hope and ecumenical tolerance at the heart of what we’re trying to achieve here. Even in Sandra’s show. It’s complicated. It isn’t hate ful [sic]. There’s hope for all of us.”

Yeah, it’s complicated. Love is hate. Up is down. Black is white. Orwell would love it. You can just see the ecumenical tolerance and love in her face in this photo taken during her performance. Feel the love.

The first take-home message, then, is that Jews don’t have to play by the same rules as the rest of us. In an era when talking disparagingly about other groups is a sure way to career oblivion, it’s still possible for a Jewish performer to denigrate the goyim and the Christian religion and to advocate physical violence and sexual degradation against someone merely because they believe what most white people believe. And she can do it at a Jewish community center.

Whites should think about what this really implies about America of the future when whites are a minority and Jews remain as a hostile elite. As I noted elsewhere in commenting on a previous situation where a hostile Jewish elite ruled over a society that they loathed — that is, the Jewish Communists who acted as mass murderers of Christians during a period when Jews were a hostile elite in the Soviet Union:

The situation prompts reflection on what might have happened in the United States had American Communists and their sympathizers assumed power. The “red diaper babies” came from Jewish families which “around the breakfast table, day after day, in Scarsdale, Newton, Great Neck, and Beverly Hills have discussed what an awful, corrupt, immoral, undemocratic, racist society the United States is.” Indeed, hatred toward the peoples and cultures of non-Jews … has been the Jewish norm throughout history—much commented on, from Tacitus to the present.

It is easy to imagine which sectors of American society would have been deemed overly backward and religious and therefore worthy of mass murder by the American counterparts of the Jewish elite in the Soviet Union…. These [white Christians] now loom large among the “red state” voters who have been so important in recent national elections.

Jewish animosity toward the Christian culture that is so deeply ingrained in much of America is legendary. As Joel Kotkin points out, “for generations, [American] Jews have viewed religious conservatives with a combination of fear and disdain.” … In the end, the dark view of traditional Slavs and their culture [held by the Jewish elite in the USSR] is not very different from the views of contemporary American Jews about a majority of their fellow countrymen.

Sandra Bernhard is Exhibit A for this type of contemporary American Jew. And the target of her wrath is Sarah Palin, the personification of red-state America.

One can imagine the horror that would greet someone who made analogous comments about Judaism or the Holocaust. We doubt that people like Ari Roth would attempt to find nuances and subtleties in such art. There would be no talk of artistic license. No attempts to find deep meanings of tolerance and hope despite the surface message of hatred and the facial expressions of seething rage and sneering contempt.

The second take-home message is that this sort of hostility to whites and to Christianity is a mainstream Jewish phenomenon. Whatever else one might say about Bernhard, she is part of a very large and vibrant Jewish subculture in America and throughout the West. In this case, it is performed by a Jewish comedienne at a Jewish community center, with an appreciative audience, many of whom are doubtless Jewish. And this is no insular culture far removed from the American mainstream. Rather, her work is reviewed respectfully and even enthusiastically in the prestigious media.

The hostility of the mainstream Jewish community, and especially the organized Jewish community, to white Europeans and the culture of the West can be seen across the entire Jewish political spectrum, from leftists like Sandra Bernhard to the neoconservative right.

The neocons do not express their contempt with the apoplectic rage of Sandra Bernhard — at least in public. But it’s there nonetheless. As Jacob Heilbrunn notes, the neocons had “a lifelong antipathy toward the patrician class.” The result, as Norman Podhoretz phrased it, was to proclaim a war against the “WASP patriciate.”

And, like Sandra Bernhard, the neocons aren’t very fond of Middle America either. But of course, they aren’t in competition with Middle America in their crusade to dominate American foreign policy for the benefit of Israel.

This anti-white hostility
affects a wide range of phenomena, from Jewish involvement in the media—as exemplified by Bernhard, to Jewish involvement in immigration policy.

But it goes even beyond that. Bernhard is quite frank about being a lesbian and typically draws a large number of the shiny happy person-Lesbian-Bisexual-Transgender crowd to her performances. The audience laughing about “big black brothers” gang-raping a female Republican vice-presidential candidate and trashing the New Testament is part and parcel of the culture of the left. It is the sort of humor that would work well among professors at elite universities or op-ed writers at the New York Times.

This culture of the left therefore includes a lot of non-Jews. Destroying this culture is an enormously uphill battle. It is a culture that is now decades old and entrenched in all the elite power centers of society. The task will not be easy. But, considering what happened in the Soviet Union when a hostile Jewish elite obtained political power and was unleashed on the people and culture they hated, there is an obvious moral imperative in doing so.

Permanent link: http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/articles/MacDonald-Bernhard.html

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Transformers Destroy Pyramid

Transformers Pyramid Scheme

Uber Jews Shia LaBeouf and Michael Bay team up a year after the Bernie Madoff swindle to destroy the great pyramid. Is there hope for Satan’s kids? Transformers is a typical kosher affair where a nerdy, young Jew uses chutzpah to romance a goy shiksa. Two bagels up!

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