Living proof that money can’t buy love, these greedy, usurious, scheming Christ-killers, who won’t eat pork because it reminds
them of their parents, go around moving into other people’s countries and buying up all the pawnshops and delicatessens. They
were personally responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire, the 1929 stock market crash, and the loss of World War II by a
prominent European country. Now they’re ruining show business. Their fiendish heathen religious rituals include mutilating the
penises of their own sons and drinking the blood of Christian babies during Lent. The world’s nations have historically competed
with each other to see who could get rid of them fastest. They control the legal, medical, psychiatric, and accountancy professions, and are the force behind international communism, freemasonry, sex education, the media, and the catholic church.
I can’t think of one.
Proper Forms of Address:
Yid, kike, sheeny, Hebe, nickel-nose, knife-nose, gabardine stroking mockey, clip-tip.
Who’s the best Jewish cook? Hitler.
What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?
When’s the only time you wink and smile at a shiny happy person?
Through the scope.
What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How does hitler’s moped sound?
Runnnn shiny happy person shiny happy person shiny happy person, runnnn shiny happy person shiny happy person shiny happy person
What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.
What’s a Jewish woman’s favorite position for sex?
Why do Jewish husbands die young?
Because they want to.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute?A. A fracking know-it-all.
Q: What’s the resemblance between snails and Sephardic Jews?A: They don’t need women to make babies!
Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers burned on their arms.
First Man: I’m going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I’m going to kill all the clowns, too.
Second Man: Why the clowns? First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews!
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill.
Hitler stands in front of a cannon with some jews. He tells the first one: Spread your arms and jump into the cannon! The jew
jumps and dies. Then he tells the second one: Touch your toes with your hands and jump into the canon! The jew jumps and
dies, too. He tells the third one: Put your arms in the air and jump into the canon! Suddenly, Hitlers mother appears, yelling at
him: Adolf, stop playing tetris with those jews!!!
At his birthday, Hitler tells three jews: Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are green and the other two sides are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice. If it shows blue, one of you will be hung. If it shows green, one of you will be shot. If it shows
red, I´ve got a surprise for you! The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung. The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot. The third one rolls the dice. It shows red, therefore Hitler says: Congratulations, you can roll the
Two nazis meet in prison. The first one asks the second one. What is misfortune? A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea. What is a disaster? If they can swim.
What’s Hitlers least favorite planet?
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up .
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What language does Jewish homo speak?
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What’s faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help his math!
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead,
he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was
hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner, to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched
back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little
Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great
trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an “A” in math.
She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: “Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?”
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
“Well, then,” she replied, “Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?”
Little Zachary looked at her and said, “Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they weren’t screwing around.”
Why are Synagogue’s circular?
So the jews cant hide in the corner when the collection plate comes around!
A chinaman and a jew are drinking at a bar when the jew gets nasty. “You motherfuckers ought to be ashamed of yourselves
for Pearl Harbor. Sneaky little shits, bombing all of those innocent sailors, frack you.” The chink replied, “Hey! Wait a minute,
that wasn’t us! I’m Chinese. Pearl Harbor was done by Japanese.” The jew said, “Ahh, Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” So the chink says, “Well, what about your people? Sinking the Titanic and killing all those helpless women and children, I should frack you up right here.” The kike exclaimed, “What the hell are you
yapping about? Jews didn’t sink the Titanic, it hit an iceberg, you jackass!” The chink said, “Ahh, iceberg, Goldberg, what’s
An old jew broad was walking her grandson down the beach when a huge wave came up and washed the little boy out to
sea. The old woman shook her fist at the sky and cursed God for 20 minutes for taking her only grandson. Finally God
couldn’t stand the irritating broad anymore and he sent another wave that set the boy, unharmed, gently back at her feet.
After a quick search of the boy she shook her fist at the sky and shrieked, “He had 50 cents in his pocket when you took him!”