Anti-Racist Hitler

And now, as we conclude the largest AntiRacist Conference of all time,
we have a surprising guest that would like to make a statement to us about his struggle to come to terms with Tolerance and Diversity.
{The crowd gasps in wonder}.
{The crowd boos at the sight of Hitler}.
I am sorry about how things went back in the 1930’s.
I have been in Argentina thinking things over and I should have done things differently.
These days I am a changed man and this the dawning of a new day.
I am now an AVOWED Antiracist! And we are going crush racism once and for all!
This is amazing. I can see the headlines now:
Adolf Hitler is an antiracist. This could end Racism for good!”
Ahh, Tel Aviv! What a great city! But I see there is work to be done here.
What do you mean Hitler?.
Too many jews here…. we need more diversity!
Thanks to our my new antiracist organization, we are going to spice things up a bit.
Diversity is good! Diversity is a strength! Diversity is what makes the Middle East so peaceful!
So you are not a Nazi anymore?
Oh no, quite the contrary actually.
My antiracist organization is lobbying for an open border policy for Israel.
Non Jews have just as much of a right to be here as anyone else. You can not restrict the country to a specific group of people. That is racist!
Many people would think it’ s ironic that YOU of all people would end up leading anti-racism in Israel.
Why did you choose this country?
Israel is a rich country. Only a racist would oppose non jewish immigration.
Israel has not yet learned how to be multicultural. My organization is going to be part of the process of that transformation,
WHICH MUST TAKE PLACE!
Israel is not going to be the monolithic society it once was.
I am going to be at the center of that.
It’s a huge transformation for Israel to make, WE are going into a multicultural mode.
I might be resented because of my leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Israel will not survive.
I hate racists and people who oppose this wonderful development.
It won’t be easy, but Israel will be multicultural,
and we’re benefiting financially and culturally from immigration!
An open border policy is a good thing for any country. I’m proud to say that I support diversity and multiculturalism!
But the jewish people have a right to exist as a unique people.!
Ahh, That is racist!
No no, I’m not racist, but…
Well, I though I heard you say that you want to preserve your people?
Yeah yeah, I think we have right to preserve our culture, our people.
Uch, that is racist! So you belive you are God’s chosen people?
Some kind of master-race? That just reminds me of the brown shirts in the 30s.
I am not a racist, but if this process continues we’ll be a minority in our own country!
Stop whining. Go and have more jewish babies if you are so concerned.
Hold on Hitler, Israel is being overrun with non jews because of your open border policy.
It won’t matter how many babies we have. We still will be a minorty in our own country. Your policies will have destroyed us!
You jews need to lighten up. Muliticulturalism is great. Look at all the Vonderful new restaurants you have to eat at now.
Diversity is good. Diversity is a strength. Diversity is what makes the Middle East so peaceful. And diversity is saving Israel”
Hitler is this your new Rainbow dating organization?
Of course, these days I am all about the love!”
You are just the same ole Hitler ….an antisemite trying to erase the jews!
That is nonsense. How can LOVE be antisemitic?
But YOU are ONLY supporting jews dating NON JEWS. In fact you are encouraging this!
This Multiculturalism and Diversity agenda of yours seems to just a scam to get rid of us for good.
Well, we could mix asians and arabs too. Would that make you happy?
You are just a jealous Racist who can’t get a jewish girlfriend.
No, I am not jealous of anyone. I just believe this is some agenda to get rid of us.
You maybe for mixing other cultures. But your policies will still lead to a world without jews. Thats Genocide.
Little Zionist. Take off your tinfoil hat. You have been reading too many conspiracy websites!
Jews all over the world LOVE diversity and Multiculturalism.
Because I love you….I have given it one more try ….
We heal the world, we are the children of the rainbow.
We heal the world ….We are the children of the dream.
Hitler, Many jews don’t like what’s happening!? The jewish people are being destroyed through immigration.
Jews should just embrace their multicultural future. There is no room on this planet for racism.
Hitler but you have never answered the question. What you are doing IS genocide? Is it not?
Nonsense, This is natural. People migrate and fall in love. Religions come and go.
I would not burden myself worrying over all this.
Look around Hitler, everything is non jewish now. You have forced a genocidal scheme on us.
I am not forcing anything. I have not killed anyone this time. Remember, I am now an antiracist.
I don’t believe borders should stand in the way of people and cultures.
Diversity is good. Diversity is a strength. Diversity is what makes the Middle East so peaceful.
And Diversity has SAVED Israel
Look Hitler! We told you your policies would make Israel non jewish!
And I’m the ONLY JEW LEFT! You have wiped us out for good!
Well, no one could have forseen that…

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