db cooper was cool. kid rock and the money he took
- bill cooper was cool with book he wrote
bradley cooper is orange. he’s cool 2
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Author Archives: Alexander De Large
Natalia Kills and the Destruction of the Great Library
The Great Library cannot be built in America because of Capitalist Greed. The library in Alexandria was torched by christians. Metallica torched Napster. Luddites burned down the mechanical looms that made clothing. A good Leonardo Davinci quote was that when the looms run themselves mankind will be free. He guessed wrong. The clothes are stitched in sweatshops and are made to break after a certain amount of washes.
Planned O for Oprah. The new earth is sranje. Help us Bog. let the children have their booky wooks.
Britney Spears Make Me Illuminati Analysis
Britney hides one eye as she checks out the hottest of the Infowarriors:
First on her list is Mark Dice.
This is how Paul Joseph Watson looks after a good dose of Tangy Tangerine and Supermale Vitality.
The man with the glasses is Alex Jones himself.
He’s protesting absolutely insane ketchup laws Heinz Kerry and Heinz Kissinger are trying to pass.
CONCLUSION
Paul Joseph Watson’s tangy tangerine propur filtered neomasculinity along with a strong work ethic and healthy diet will lead to success in the infowar. I’ll never walk in Chris Cocker‘s shadow Britney. That’s something I’ll never do. Call me sentimental. No matter what they take from me. They’ll never take my dignity.