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OJ SImpson’s Illuminati Humiliation Ritual

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Title: “Joezus & Yeezus: The 33rd Parallel Prophecy”

[INT. ABANDONED STUDIO – NIGHT – CANDLELIT ROOM]

KANYE WEST (YEEZUS), wearing a black wool cloak and heavy gold cross, sits across from JOEZUS (JOE JUKIC), who wears a crimson bomber with a patch of the Archangel Michael. Between them: a map of the world with red string crossing Babylon, Iraq, and Los Angeles. A photo of O.J. Simpson is pinned over the 33rd parallel. They sip from copper chalices.

YEEZUS
You ever look into the coordinates, Joe? O.J. wasn’t just a fall guy. He was a ritual. 33 and 1/3rd… that’s vinyl spin mathematics. They spun him, bruh. Framed him right along the 33rd parallel. Babylon—Baghdad—Los Angeles. That’s the Masonic ley line of humiliation.

JOEZUS
Yup. And Babylon fell before… just like they tried to make Ye fall. The African frozen one — O.J. — was the prototype. They froze his image in infamy. Kanye, they tried to abort your son through humiliation. They wanted Pete, a Rockefeller clown, to mock you and push you over the edge. But we ain’t pushovers.

YEEZUS (nodding slowly)
Pete Davidson… that boy don’t even know his bloodline. His great-uncle got skulls buried in Yale. That’s Skull and Bones clownery. He ain’t just some SNL comic — he’s their court jester, sent to derail a king. And Kim — she didn’t even know she was being used.

JOEZUS
They always send a Jezebel. And a Judas. But you didn’t break. You spoke truth at TMZ. You said slavery was a choice — and the real slaves were the mind-locked. They ridiculed you, but you held the sword of speech. You defended the unborn.

YEEZUS
And that’s when I knew… I’m not just a rapper. I’m Moses in Yeezys. Leading people out of mind-control Egypt. But I needed someone to walk with me — not just speak bars, but war with truth. That’s you, Joezus.

JOEZUS
We flipped the script on ‘em. Turned their humiliation ritual into resurrection. Pete, if you’re listening… work with us. Expose the Rockefellers, the Epstein covenant, the Hollywood pedo-clerics. You’ve seen too much. They’ve already labeled you crazy. That means you’re free.

YEEZUS
And Nick… Nick Rockefeller, we know. You met Aaron Russo. You whispered the plan. “We’ll chip them all.” But we flipped your chips. Now the consciousness is awake. You faked the wars, the towers, the trials. But you can’t fake resurrection.

[They both look toward the camera. A burning map of Babylon behind them.]

JOEZUS
O.J. was the beginning. Ye was the middle. But the end? That’s us. Judgment is coming. The 33rd degree is melting.

YEEZUS
No more humiliation rituals. No more black messiahs silenced. The freeze is over.

BOTH
Let my people go.

[FADE OUT — SCREEN FLICKERS WITH A SIGIL: A BROKEN PYRAMID.]

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British James Bond

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Pierce Brosnan & Joe: The Time Travel Bond Conspiracy

Scene: A dimly lit bar. Pierce Brosnan sips a martini, looking across the table at Joe, who leans in with a serious expression.

Pierce Brosnan: So let me get this straight, Joe—you think James Bond should be Canadian and a time-traveling assassin hunting Illuminati bloodlines?

Joe: Damn right, Pierce. I was born in British Columbia. That’s got British right in the name. Close enough. If Scotland can claim Connery, Canada can claim me.

Pierce (chuckling): Canada already has a spy—Dudley Do-Right.

Joe (rolling his eyes): That’s a cartoon mountie! I’m talking about a real Bond. One who doesn’t just take orders from MI6, but goes back in time to hunt Illuminati bloodline psychopaths like Ted Bundy.

Pierce: Ted Bundy? The serial killer?

Joe: The Illuminati serial killer. You ever hear of the Bundy Illuminati bloodline? One of the 13 ruling families. He wasn’t just some psycho—he was a chosen psycho.

Pierce (raising an eyebrow): And where does time travel come into this?

Joe: Tesla. The man built a time machine in 1931. That’s why he was on the cover of Time magazine that year. Not because he was an electrical wizard—because he cracked time itself.

Pierce (scoffs, sipping his martini): And where’s this machine now?

Joe (leaning in, lowering his voice): Some say the U.S. government has it. Others say the Vatican. But here’s the thing, Pierce—Psalm 31 talks about time.

Pierce (frowning): The Bible? What does that have to do with Tesla?

Joe (pulling out his phone, scrolling): Psalm 31:15—“My times are in your hands; deliver me from the hands of my enemies.”

Pierce (staring at him): So you’re telling me Bond should use Tesla’s time machine to… what? Stop Bundy?

Joe: Not just Bundy. Skull and Bones. Yale. 19th century. I go back, stop their secret society pipeline before it even begins. No Bush dynasty. No CIA MKUltra. No Epstein network. Bond versus the real puppet masters.

Pierce (exhales, rubbing his temple): You know, Bond has crossed paths with Skull and Bones before…

Joe (grinning): Thunderball, 1965. The Spectre meeting. Dark, secretive, numbered chairs. That was Skull and Bones. Fleming knew. He worked in British intelligence—he was warning us.

Pierce (pausing, considering this): You think Ian Fleming based Spectre on Skull and Bones?

Joe: It’s not even a theory—it’s obvious. The whole Bond vs. Spectre story is just a thinly veiled battle between free nations and the real-world elites pulling the strings. That’s why Tesla’s time machine is key. With it, Bond could go back and erase them before they sink their claws into the world.

Pierce (nodding slowly): Okay, I’ll bite. Say you had a time machine—where would you start?

Joe (without hesitation): Skull and Bones. Yale. Late 1800s. I’d delete the CIA’s secret society pipeline before it ever started. No Bush dynasty. No MKUltra. No Bundy Illuminati bloodline.

Pierce (sipping his drink, smirking): You know… the more I listen to you, the more I think—this might be the best Bond film never made.

Joe (grinning): And here’s the kicker—Mike Myers knew about time travel too.

Pierce (laughing): Oh, come on, Joe. You’re dragging Austin Powers into this?

Joe (dead serious): Mike Myers comes from the Mayer Rothschild bloodline. One of the original banking families running the world. You think it’s a coincidence he put a time machine in The Spy Who Shagged Me?

Pierce (chuckling, but intrigued): You’re saying Austin Powers was revealing real-world time travel?

Joe: That’s exactly what I’m saying. They hide the truth in comedy so people ignore it. Look at The Spy Who Shagged Me—Dr. Evil’s entire plan is about stealing mojo through time. What if that’s a metaphor for the elites using Tesla’s lost time machine to manipulate history? To keep their power locked in while the rest of us stay in the dark?

Pierce (raising an eyebrow): So Myers was… what? Exposing them? Mocking them?

Joe (smirking): Maybe a little of both. Ever notice how Dr. Evil acts like a joke, but he’s really the power behind everything? The joke’s on us. Meanwhile, Tesla’s lost time machine is probably locked away in a Rothschild vault.

Pierce (sighs, shaking his head): So let me get this straight. Bond, Tesla, Skull and Bones, the Bundy Illuminati bloodline, and now Austin Powers—it’s all connected?

Joe (nodding, sipping his drink): And when I get my hands on that time machine, I’m going back to stop them before they ever rise.

Pierce (smirking, lifting his glass): Joe… if you ever do get that time machine, let me know. I’d love to see how this plays out.

They clink glasses. Fade to black.

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Royal Regicide: Chromium 6

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Solid Snake’s Report on Historical Regicides & Poisonings

Codec Frequency: 140.85

Solid Snake: “Colonel, I’ve compiled a list of some of the most infamous regicides throughout history. Some were assassinated with swords, bullets, or guillotines. But the most insidious method? Poison. Let’s break it down.”

Ancient & Medieval Poisonings

  • Emperor Claudius (54 AD) – Poisoned with mushrooms, allegedly by his wife, Agrippina, to clear the path for her son Nero to rule Rome.
  • Pope Alexander VI (1503) – Infamous for corruption, he allegedly died from poison, possibly Borgia-related, though some believe it was malaria.
  • Ivan the Terrible (1584) – Some theories suggest he was poisoned with mercury, as traces were found in his remains.

Early Modern Poisonings

  • King Charles II of England (1685) – Died after a sudden illness, possibly from mercury poisoning due to alchemic “medicine.”
  • Napoleon Bonaparte (1821) – Arsenic found in his hair suggests a slow poisoning, possibly by the British or his own captors on Saint Helena.

20th & 21st Century Suspicious Cases

  • King George V of the United Kingdom (1936) – Given a lethal injection of morphine and cocaine to speed up his death, ensuring it was announced in the morning edition of The Times.
  • King Faisal I of Iraq (1933) – Officially died of a heart attack, but some suspect poisoning by British intelligence.
  • Yasser Arafat (2004) – Palestinian leader died of a mysterious illness; later tests suggested possible polonium-210 poisoning.

British Royal Family & Chromium-6 Poisoning?

“Now let’s talk about something recent. Three prominent British royals—Sarah Ferguson, Kate Middleton, and King Charles III—all stricken with cancer or severe illnesses within a short time frame. Coincidence? Or something more sinister? Chromium-6, the deadly carcinogen, is known for causing various cancers through contaminated water supplies. Could they have been exposed to it, intentionally or otherwise?”

Otacon: “Snake, that’s a serious accusation! Chromium-6 poisoning is industrial-grade. Are you saying someone wanted to wipe out the House of Windsor?”

Snake: “I’m saying we need to follow the money. Who benefits from a weakened monarchy? A power shift like this doesn’t happen by accident.”

Final Thoughts:
“History is full of rulers falling to poison—sometimes by their own people, sometimes by external forces. But one thing’s for sure: when a powerful person suddenly gets sick, never rule out assassination.”

Snake out.

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