The ABC’s of Amazon Salesmen

I CAN’T SELL poop
frack
frack u BALDWIN
UR COMEDY IS WEAK
I WANT TO SELL
SELL
SELL
U NEED NUKE CULT STAND UP ON SNL
ABC
ALWAYS B CLOSING

give max a break and buy a movie would ya?
baldwins rugged good looks should sell sell sell
that’s what tai lopez told me

BUY Glengarry Glen Ross

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Y Alicia Keys is poop

she had this giant blood diamond as big as a kids lollipop diamond. Then she hid it away and got new engagement ring. Ever since then i thought AK is sellout poop.

a riot is better than these lifestyles of the rich & famous
but where gonna listen to yeezus and fast like ghandi on alex jones bone broth
but we’re gonna have a quiet riot
get our orgonite from alanis morisette
hack the 5 g towers
work out the ecocide laws with M
iatrogenic compensation for victims of doctors
Nato War crimes
that’s what big brother wants

welcome to 1984 meets brave new world
the bigger the diamond the greater the anal damage
as we learned in Guy RItchie movie Snatch
A+K R U TaKINGNOTES?
i’m pop culture president
american dream


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