Brad Pitt and the White Horses of World War II

Brad Pitt Fury

Brad Pitt is back to killing Nazis and making the world safe for Big Shlomo. I’m the expert on WWII on this site so I’ll give it a go.

Amon Goeth White Horse

The Messiah rides a white horse. The closest thing to a Messiah WWII had was Amon Goeth. Here he is on his white horse rounding up the Juden.

Mussolini White Horse

When Mussolini took power in 1922 he restarted the calendars on year 1. This is because Mussolini saw himself as the Italian Messiah. He didn’t have the stomach to round up the Juden like Amon Goeth though.

Patton White Horse

Here’s old blood and guts on his white horse suffering from the same Messiah complex. Thankfully the Juden arranged Patton’s death in a car accident.

Chiang Kai Shek

The White horse craze spread to China. Here is Chiang Kai Shek on his white horse.

Mao White Horse

Mao rode the white horse on his long march and the Reds ruled China instead.

Hirohito White Horse

Here’s the Emperor of Japan on his white horse.

zhukov white horse

Marshal Zhukov was not immune to the madness. Stalin was supposed to ride the white horse but kept falling off. Stalin is a red manlet who’s mummy needs to be destroyed forever so there is no chance at resurrection.

Tito White Horse

Here’s Josip Broz Tito on his white horse. Yugoslavia cost the Fuhrer the war. If he only attacked Russia sooner instead of cleaning up the mess in Yugoslavia.

CONCLUSION

The Messiah complex was rampant in World War II. Look for the Christ to ride into Jerusalem on a white horse instead of a donkey this time.

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  1. Brad Pitt is the messiah. Did you see the way he was crucified on a plane seat in World War Z? He went into a coma and rose three days later. The messiah is the most handsome man according to psalm 45. Handsome men can do no wrong. If Maleficent’s husband was handsome their fairy tale world would of been at peace.

  2. frack Brad Pitt. The only way to the messiah is through the Fuhrer. That is why I have set myself to do the preparatory work (die Vorarbeit).

  3. There seems to be a lot of mystery to the names of Mussolini,s white horses and what happened to them after ww11. below is archive news relating to Mussolini,s horse , his name was ROMA and was brought to South Yorkshire England .back in 1950 i was 6 yrs old and fortunate to ride him ..rOMA was bought by Captain Walter Millington an equestrian , farmer and international horse dealer .

    Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer
    Mr. Horner Less Cheerful
    Yorkshire Evening Post
    ROMA TOURING HORBURY
    “… ROMA TOURING HORBURY Roma, the 23-year-old horse which used to belong to … ”

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    Thursday 10 July 1952 , Yorkshire Evening Post , West Yorkshire, England
    Type: Article Words: 35 Page: 6 Tags: none

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    Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer
    The horse is Roma, a white charger, once owned by Mussolini. Roma is taking part in historical pageant at ..
    “… The horse is Roma, a white charger, once owned by Mussolini. Roma is taking part in historical pageant … ”

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    Friday 04 July 1952 , Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer , West Yorkshire, England
    Type: Article Words: 35 Page: 3 Tags: none

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    Yorkshire Evening Post
    charger helps Thornhill 1,000 years of history
    “… charger helps Thornhill 1,000 years of history Evening Post Reporter IVITH brilliant sunshine to support them, 300 villagers of … ”

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    Saturday 05 July 1952 , Yorkshire Evening Post , West Yorkshire, England
    Type: Article Words: 220 Page: 10 Tags: none

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    Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer
    THIS WORLD OF OURS Mussolini’s charger in a village pageant
    “… THIS WORLD OF OURS Mussolini’s charger in a village pageant ROMA, 23-year-old white horse, which used to … ”

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    Wednesday 25 June 1952 , Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer , West Yorkshire, England
    Type: Illustrated Words: 1509 Page: 2, 3 Tags: none

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    Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer
    THORN HILL
    “… RECTORY PARK. THORNHILL, DEWSBURY from Foundry Street. Dewsbury. to Y -iik Lane terminus, which is about 50 yards ;. Pageant entrance) Pre-.dent: The Rt. Hon. the … ”

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    Friday 04 July 1952 , Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer , West Yorkshire, England
    Type: Article Words: 116 Page: 2 Tags: none
    “… Yorkshire’s finest farm stock. One of the entrants In the riding classes was Captain W. Mlllington. of Cawthorne Roma, Italian horse … ”

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    Monday 21 July 1947 , Yorkshire Post and Leeds Intelligencer , West Yorkshire, England

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  5. Thanks for this info, I’m currently studying the history of the pageant and Thornhill, the pageant book refers to the charger as being grey, possibly a mistake ?

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