Brad Pitt and the White Horses of World War II

Brad Pitt Fury

Brad Pitt is back to killing Nazis and making the world safe for Big Shlomo. I’m the expert on WWII on this site so I’ll give it a go.

Amon Goeth White Horse

The Messiah rides a white horse. The closest thing to a Messiah WWII had was Amon Goeth. Here he is on his white horse rounding up the Juden.

Mussolini White Horse

When Mussolini took power in 1922 he restarted the calendars on year 1. This is because Mussolini saw himself as the Italian Messiah. He didn’t have the stomach to round up the Juden like Amon Goeth though.

Patton White Horse

Here’s old blood and guts on his white horse suffering from the same Messiah complex. Thankfully the Juden arranged Patton’s death in a car accident.

Chiang Kai Shek

The White horse craze spread to China. Here is Chiang Kai Shek on his white horse.

Mao White Horse

Mao rode the white horse on his long march and the Reds ruled China instead.

Hirohito White Horse

Here’s the Emperor of Japan on his white horse.

zhukov white horse

Marshal Zhukov was not immune to the madness. Stalin was supposed to ride the white horse but kept falling off. Stalin is a red manlet who’s mummy needs to be destroyed forever so there is no chance at resurrection.

Tito White Horse

Here’s Josip Broz Tito on his white horse. Yugoslavia cost the Fuhrer the war. If he only attacked Russia sooner instead of cleaning up the mess in Yugoslavia.

CONCLUSION

The Messiah complex was rampant in World War II. Look for the Christ to ride into Jerusalem on a white horse instead of a donkey this time.

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