Marilyn Monroe and Lady Gaga’s “Government Hooker”

Lady Gaga Government Hooker

“Government Hooker”

Gaga, ga oh-ah
Gaga, ga oh-oh-oh
Io ritorne, io ritorne
Io ritorne, io ritorne

(Italian: I will be described, I will be described
I will be described, I will be described)

Goverment Hooker-eh

I can be good
If you just wanna be bad
I can be cool
If you just wanna be mad
I can be anything
I’ll be your everything
Just touch me baby
I don’t wanna be sad

As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Hands on the ground)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Get down!)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker!
(Government hooker)

Eyes Wide Shut Hooker

(She is describing MK-Ultra government sex slaves)

Hooker
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government hooker)

I’m gonna drink my tears tonight
I’m gonna drink my tears and cry
‘Cause I know you love me baby
I know you love me baby

I could be girl
Unless you want to be man
I could be sex
Unless you want to hold hands
I could be anything
I could be everything
I could be mom
Unless you want to be dad
(Ay, mi papito!)

As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Hands on the ground)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Back up and turn around)
As long as I’m your hooker
(Get down!)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Put your hands on me,
John F. Kennedy
I’ll make you squeal baby
As long as you pay me

JFK Marilyn

(Marilyn Monroe was the first MK-Ultra sex slave to reach superstar status. She was later killed by JFK.)

I’m gonna drink my tears tonight
I’m gonna drink my tears and cry
‘Cause I know you love me baby
I know you love me baby

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

Hooker!
(Yeah, you’re my hooker)
Hooker
(Government Hooker)

I could be girl
Unless you want to be man
I could be sex
Unless you want to hold hands
I could be anything
I could be everything
I could be mom
Unless you want to be dad

I wanna frack, government hooker
(Back up and turn around)
Stop shooting me, government hooker
(Hands on the ground)
I wanna frack, government hooker
(Back up and turn around)
Stop shooting/fracking, me government hooker
(Get down!)

Yes!

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