Brad Pitt and the White Horses of World War II

Brad Pitt Fury

Brad Pitt is back to killing Nazis and making the world safe for Big Shlomo. I’m the expert on WWII on this site so I’ll give it a go.

Amon Goeth White Horse

The Messiah rides a white horse. The closest thing to a Messiah WWII had was Amon Goeth. Here he is on his white horse rounding up the Juden.

Mussolini White Horse

When Mussolini took power in 1922 he restarted the calendars on year 1. This is because Mussolini saw himself as the Italian Messiah. He didn’t have the stomach to round up the Juden like Amon Goeth though.

Patton White Horse

Here’s old blood and guts on his white horse suffering from the same Messiah complex. Thankfully the Juden arranged Patton’s death in a car accident.

Chiang Kai Shek

The White horse craze spread to China. Here is Chiang Kai Shek on his white horse.

Mao White Horse

Mao rode the white horse on his long march and the Reds ruled China instead.

Hirohito White Horse

Here’s the Emperor of Japan on his white horse.

zhukov white horse

Marshal Zhukov was not immune to the madness. Stalin was supposed to ride the white horse but kept falling off. Stalin is a red manlet who’s mummy needs to be destroyed forever so there is no chance at resurrection.

Tito White Horse

Here’s Josip Broz Tito on his white horse. Yugoslavia cost the Fuhrer the war. If he only attacked Russia sooner instead of cleaning up the mess in Yugoslavia.

CONCLUSION

The Messiah complex was rampant in World War II. Look for the Christ to ride into Jerusalem on a white horse instead of a donkey this time.

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Madonna Thinks Messiah Has Arrived

Madonna Messiah

Madonna’s rabbi, Yehuda Berg, teaches that immortality and the Light of Mashiach (Messiah) is inevitable. Berg was in Turkey talking to a conspiracy theorist saying Moshiach is here. Who is Madonna singing to with so many false Messiahs? Russell Brand? Kanye West? Bono? Obama? Who the frack knows.

Here are the lyrics:

I am the promise, that you cannot keep, reep (sic) what you sow, find what you seek

I am the sorceress, down in the deep, I am the earth, under your feet

I am the moon with no light of my own

You are the sun guarding your throne

I heard the angels whisper to me, look for the signs, he is the one

I’ll light a candle here in the dark, making my way, to your heart

My money is on Brad Pitt being the new Messiah. He was crucified on that plane seat in World War Z and slipped into a coma, but rose again three days later. Pitt’s child is named Shiloh. Shiloh means Messiah. Madonna revealed that she had a naughty dream about Brad Pitt. Isn’t that great news? We’re saved! Brad Pitt and the UN will stop the apocalypse. I can’t wait to take Brad Pitt’s vaccine.

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The Esoteric Meaning Behind Ascension Millenium

Feldman Angel

The video begins with Corey Feldman waking up in bed next to a beautiful girl. The sin of fornication. Feldman says this was all done under a halo. DUH. Is that all you can say Feldman? Like Big Moose from Archie comics? Fornication is the reason you don’t have any kids Feldman. Maybe when you grow up and find a real woman. Someone like me. Someone fierce.

Ascension Light

Next Feldman’s angel opens up the curtains and they are bathed in light. What kind of light? The light of Christ? Or the light of Lucifer? Feldman doesn’t seem to care. Light is Light.

Ascension Angel

Next we see one of Corey Feldman’s angels getting dressed. Los Angeles means City of Angels in Spanish. Feldman believes this with all his heart. All the while the rest of us see nothing but devils. They don’t call it hell a for nothing.

Freemasonry Darkness to Light

L.A. is a hellhole Corey. That water you took a shower in is full of chlorine and fluoride. It will make you sick. Get a shower filter if you want to keep ascending. Don’t drink any more tapwater or energy drinks.

Corey Hand

Next Corey puts on his gloves.

Oj Glove

Corey has trouble putting on the glove.

Michael Jackson

This is where we get into Michael Jackson’s Messiah complex. Wacko Jacko thought he was the Messiah saving all the helpless children when he was in fact a pedophile. Jacko molested Corey as he was playing pac man. Child sex was the only sex Jacko knew. He wore a glove on his right hand because the Messiah is right handed. Feldman shows this by having trouble putting on the glove on his left hand. Kids in school used to be punished for being left handed. They were often forced to write right handed.

Psalm 89:13 Your arm is endowed with power; your hand is strong, your right hand exalted.

Ascension David Psalms

Feldman is a devout Jew. In this part of the video he is showing the Goyim sheep Christian person the Messianic Psalms. The Psalms of David. Some believe the Psalms are prophetic and reveal world events. As Corey leaves he gives the man his respirator back. The Psalms are like oxygen to the sheeple Goyim Christians. The Psalms promise of healing from sickness under the King of the Jews.

Psalm 103:3 He forgives all my sins and heals all my diseases.

Ascension Aquarius

Next we have a girl pouring out a vase. This is a symbol of the Age of Aquarius. Don’t drink that energy drink Corey. That stuff is poison.

Star Tarot

In Tarot Astrology, the sign of Aquarius is associated to the Star Tarot Card. There are different avatars for the different ages. Moses was the avatar of Aries. That’s why Jews blow the ram’s horn. Jesus was the avatar for Pisces. That’s why Christians eat fish on Good Friday. The new avatar for the age of Aquarius is Lucifer. Lucifer will be killed by an angry mob of Christians. Then the Christians will be guilty of deicide just like the Jews.

Here is the whole video. Can I be one of your Angels Corey?

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