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Madonna Thinks Messiah Has Arrived

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Madonna Messiah

Madonna’s rabbi, Yehuda Berg, teaches that immortality and the Light of Mashiach (Messiah) is inevitable. Berg was in Turkey talking to a conspiracy theorist saying Moshiach is here. Who is Madonna singing to with so many false Messiahs? Russell Brand? Kanye West? Bono? Obama? Who the frack knows.

Here are the lyrics:

I am the promise, that you cannot keep, reep (sic) what you sow, find what you seek

I am the sorceress, down in the deep, I am the earth, under your feet

I am the moon with no light of my own

You are the sun guarding your throne

I heard the angels whisper to me, look for the signs, he is the one

I’ll light a candle here in the dark, making my way, to your heart

My money is on Brad Pitt being the new Messiah. He was crucified on that plane seat in World War Z and slipped into a coma, but rose again three days later. Pitt’s child is named Shiloh. Shiloh means Messiah. Madonna revealed that she had a naughty dream about Brad Pitt. Isn’t that great news? We’re saved! Brad Pitt and the UN will stop the apocalypse. I can’t wait to take Brad Pitt’s vaccine.

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Taylor Momsen is Waiting for the Earth to Shake

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Taylor Momsen Satan

Here are the lyrics from Zombie:

Two thousand years I’ve been awake. Waiting for the day to shake. To all of you who’ve wronged me. I am, I am a zombie

Revelation 16:17 The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air.
A loud voice came out of the temple from the throne, saying, “It is done.”

18 Then there were lightning flashes, rumblings, and peals of thunder,
and a great earthquake.
It was such a violent earthquake
that there has never been one like it since the human race began on earth.

19 The great city was split into three parts, and the gentile cities fell.
But God remembered great Babylon,
giving it the cup filled with the wine of his fury and wrath.

20 Every island fled, and mountains disappeared.

Maybe she won’t have to wait much longer.

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Yangtze River Turns Red

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Yangtze Red Blood

A section of the Yangtze River in Chongqing, China, has turned bright red. The cause is still being investigated, but officials say it may have been caused by recent floods stirring up silt upstream. The Environmental Protection Bureau is also looking into potential industrial pollution or sewage breaches.

Revelation 16:5 Then I heard the angel in charge of the waters say:
“You are just, O Holy One, who are and who were, in passing this sentence.

6 For they have shed the blood of the holy ones and the prophets, and you
have given them blood to drink; it is what they deserve.”

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