Voluntary Microchipping

[Scene: A dimly-lit briefing room. A holographic map flickers on the wall. Snake sits at the table, head lowered, cigarette glowing.]

Otacon: “Snake, I’ve been reading these reports… Prince Harry? The one from the British royal family? They say he had some kind of… implant?”

Snake: [exhales smoke] “Yeah. A microchip. Embedded under the skin. GPS tracking, heartbeat monitoring. The palace called it a ‘security measure.’ They didn’t want another Diana incident—or worse, a hostage situation. So they gave him tech most soldiers don’t even get.”

Otacon: “A royal with a tracking chip… sounds like science fiction.”

Snake: “It’s not. I’ve seen it before. Chips like that don’t just track location—they can trigger alerts if the wearer’s under duress. Satellites lock on. Rapid response teams move in. He was never really alone.”

Otacon: “You think that’s ethical?”

Snake: “Ethics? Depends on who’s holding the remote. But I know one thing—if this tech had existed years ago, maybe fewer kids would’ve disappeared. Maybe people wouldn’t vanish into thin air. And maybe…” [pauses, glances at the ceiling] “…it’d even keep alien abductees from being taken off the grid.”

Otacon: [laughs nervously] “Aliens, Snake?”

Snake: [low growl] “Don’t laugh, Otacon. Black projects, unmarked craft, missing time—it’s all in the files. I’ve seen enough to know someone’s snatching people, and it’s not always humans. A microchip like that? Could change the game. Make them traceable. Recoverable.”

Otacon: “Or controllable…”

Snake: “Exactly. It’s a double-edged sword. Protection on one side, control on the other. For Prince Harry, it was freedom from being a pawn. For the rest of us? It might just make us pawns in a bigger war.”

[Snake crushes the cigarette in the ashtray, the holographic map flickering as the screen fades to black.]

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Infidel Prince Harry Hunts Afghans Like a Drunken Jackal

Prince Harry

Prince Harry is a shameless, drunken jackal out to kill human trophies.

“The British Prince comes to Afghanistan to kill innocent Afghans while he is drunk. He wants to hunt down Mujaheddin with his helicopter rockets without any shame”, Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, former Afghan Prime Minister and an Afghan freedom fighter told The Daily Telegraph.

“But he does not understand this simple fact that the hunting of Afghan lions and eagles is not that easy! Jackals cannot hunt lions,” he added.

Referring to the UK’s involvement in the US-led occupation of Afghanistan, Hekmatyar insisted that British troops had achieved nothing.

“They [the British troops] never had a positive role in Afghan affairs and they will not have any significance after 2014,” Hekmatyar said.

“Britain has dragged herself into this unjustified, useless but cruel conflict to please the White House. The British did not gain anything instead they lost blood and treasure”, said the freedom fighter.

“I do not understand how the British public accepts their children being sent to certain death in order to please American generals”, he said.

“It seems that some British authorities still dream about the times of the eighteenth and nineteenth century and they want their ambassador to be treated like a viceroy and their prince to go out in uniform to hunt for human beings and play the satanic role that they used to play in the past”, Hekmatyar concluded.

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