Illuminati Analysis of Ariana Grande’s “Into You”

Ariana Grande Fish Bowl

Ariana is into my fish fetish. This is us on our honeymoon. She knows I am from the real tribe of Judah through Emperor Selassie not this blonde Ashkenazi movie star Jew in the movie business surrounded by paparazzo. Through my mother’s Ethiopian side. Ariana Grande means Great Aryan. I know what’s going on Blunden. U know who u are Blunden. U know I am this Aryan girl’s bodyguard. U better stop selling those underage pics to your friends in B’aad B’reath lodge Blundy. Get your fatass off the computer. You’ve been on the computer since the 80’s eating cheetos. Erase that poop blunden. Even Arvid settled down with Simone and he was omega revenge of the nerds.

Ariana Jimmy Johnson Ace

Joe had that African colored friend he grew up with that was in Tom Cruise’s kraft dinner army Aryana. That’s why u r calling him Slavicus Ice at the Ice machine. He was an angry nintendo nerd ace pilot on top gun. Tom Cruise was just playing with joystick pretending. Joe landed drone pilot of the future plane on impossible top gun game angry nintendo nerd hates. Ace of Spades is the death card Charlie Sheen fears. Let’s Charlie know who did this. what happened in Dallas? Angry Liberians happened like Prince Johnson and Ellen Johnson Sirleaf. RIP cousin Micah X Johnson. U will be missed.

Ariana is fantasizing about riding with Jimmy on his BMW bike. Let’s take Forrester’s theory further. BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Werks. Bavarian Illuminati like John Kerry Heinz Kissinger ketchup. Jimmy ain’t no fool. Everyone’s seen the Jimmy on Seinfeld. Don’t want to destroy Ariana’s illusion. I’m gonna make peace with Derek Vinyard Ariana cuz I am a peacemaker. Peace with all these kwaps putting my African brothers and sisters in Gulag. Lady Justice maybe blindfolded but once she hears the truth in her own ear like 2013 money’s two biggest prophets and their crooked pyramid scheme will fall like V for Vendetta dominoes. Bellini is good drink for cancer but lately california wine has been poisoned. Peach nectar is a cancer fighter.

CONCLUSION

Giant Aryan girl has crush on one drop rule black man. She iz into Kabbalah, the devil and voodoo. Is America gonna take the race bait ariana? Turn into Yugoslavia? Does this post explain your video? U want to know if i’m just animal crackers or if this really is Charlie Manson Helter Skelter Armageddon don’t you? California has one year of water left. Joe assures me Cruise isn’t shiny happy person and he doesn’t shove fish in his ass. Scream “That’s impossible!” like luke vs vader then search your feelings. Do you really think Zohan could get the fish out of his ass? One way like road spikes Ariana. Fish are just relaxing. The water. Cruise is used to an audience of only Fish in his Saved by the Bell Clark Park attic. That’s why Miscagive says cruise’s fetish is sick while his bunga bunga orgy fetish isn’t. Everything is Britney Spears Brave New Girl like you Ariana. I’ll bully Blunden to erase your underage pics. One day a hacker will get into the Head of the Class computer and dennis will fall like bernie madoff. Mark My words.

Peace!

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32 thoughts on “Illuminati Analysis of Ariana Grande’s “Into You”

  1. You really think Dr. Fishman and his cousin take fish scales out of John Travolta’s asshole and do reconstructive surgery? Do you know what a red herring is aryan girl? any critical thinking skills? Maybe Travolta put a lion fish in his ass with poisonous tentacles? it’s a lie to distract you. that’s what red herrings are in critical thinking. . fish scales go one way. i’ve seen a bottle of teen spirit in someone’s ass but a fish is mission impossible understand? I just hated katie holmes for making fishbowl pay ten million for surrey. What a gold digger. She is just like the giver zombie mother.

    how about a giant swordfish like old man in the sea? would that fit in travolta’s ass? How about an orca. if i told you travolta and cruise were putting orca’s in their ass would you believe it? So why do you believe simpsons cartoon that he makes loves to the fishes? Fish are his audience when he is in zach morris attic memorizing his lines

  2. Y is my opinion always the opposite of this bird and her less bright sister? Y am i for the death penalty while she is against it? in her sense of justice the world is so stupid they form a lynch mob and lynch her and me. that’s why she sings all good things so that they could die. U and chris martin r the two witnessess prophecying for 1260 days. are you dead yet? u sang song 10 years ago. u counting the days since your prophecy of dogs dying barking at the moon? trial of the millenium is 1260 days. in 2020 judgement. david rockefeller will be 105 just like mr. burns. jacob rothschild will hide in britain that brexited to protect him from euro justice. jacob rothschild will never set foot in the land of the gun again unless he is on trial by forrest gump and jesse ventura in washington district of columbia. this is british columbia. cia south america colombia deals the cocaine that makes bush such a bright leader

  3. the wall between us is jasper. REV 21:18 The wall was constructed of jasper. that’s his daughter on the III percent flag that breaks the curse. trump wall of jasper’s daughter who hasn’t turned 13 yet

  4. i gave lourdes dollar bill but mother was too dumb to look at it. what do i need a dollar for? i’m a billionaire the broad said. now she thinks nuke is gonna go off 6 years later. terrorizing with doomsday that never comes and is never left in the past. 1999 prince says doomsday. false. y2j false. w 911 2001 true 2010 arnold false 2012 melvin gibson false. nelly fatima 2013 false. all false prophets only joe is true now that madonna made ghost town in 2015. let’s wait for that nuke with madonna. suck on our thumbs and cry to mommy

  5. cruise has been saying for 30 years to cybill sheperd that the marine life is gonna die. luckily i am a marine biologist. look at the coral reefs ron paul. it’s happening

  6. if matt damon is bourne identity y can’t he remember anything? Y can i remember my fall down the stairs in the stroller at less than a year old and damon mr. harvard can’t remember jack poop?

    let’s watch jason bourne honest trailer

  7. hollywood was better when jews owned the studios and not umbrella corp. all the studios care about is returns to the stockholders. let’s see why movies suck. eyes wide shut was the last good movie. let’s see why the movies suck. only mel is making good movies

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