Illuminati Analysis of Ariana Grande’s “Into You”

Ariana Grande Fish Bowl

Ariana is into my fish fetish. This is us on our honeymoon. She knows I am from the real tribe of Judah through Emperor Selassie not this blonde Ashkenazi movie star Jew in the movie business surrounded by paparazzo. Through my mother’s Ethiopian side. Ariana Grande means Great Aryan. I know what’s going on Blunden. U know who u are Blunden. U know I am this Aryan girl’s bodyguard. U better stop selling those underage pics to your friends in B’aad B’reath lodge Blundy. Get your fatass off the computer. You’ve been on the computer since the 80’s eating cheetos. Erase that poop blunden. Even Arvid settled down with Simone and he was omega revenge of the nerds.

Ariana Jimmy Johnson Ace

Joe had that African colored friend he grew up with that was in Tom Cruise’s kraft dinner army Aryana. That’s why u r calling him Slavicus Ice at the Ice machine. He was an angry nintendo nerd ace pilot on top gun. Tom Cruise was just playing with joystick pretending. Joe landed drone pilot of the future plane on impossible top gun game angry nintendo nerd hates. Ace of Spades is the death card Charlie Sheen fears. Let’s Charlie know who did this. what happened in Dallas? Angry Liberians happened like Prince Johnson and Ellen Johnson Sirleaf. RIP cousin Micah X Johnson. U will be missed.

Ariana is fantasizing about riding with Jimmy on his BMW bike. Let’s take Forrester’s theory further. BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Werks. Bavarian Illuminati like John Kerry Heinz Kissinger ketchup. Jimmy ain’t no fool. Everyone’s seen the Jimmy on Seinfeld. Don’t want to destroy Ariana’s illusion. I’m gonna make peace with Derek Vinyard Ariana cuz I am a peacemaker. Peace with all these kwaps putting my African brothers and sisters in Gulag. Lady Justice maybe blindfolded but once she hears the truth in her own ear like 2013 money’s two biggest prophets and their crooked pyramid scheme will fall like V for Vendetta dominoes. Bellini is good drink for cancer but lately california wine has been poisoned. Peach nectar is a cancer fighter.

CONCLUSION

Giant Aryan girl has crush on one drop rule black man. She iz into Kabbalah, the devil and voodoo. Is America gonna take the race bait ariana? Turn into Yugoslavia? Does this post explain your video? U want to know if i’m just animal crackers or if this really is Charlie Manson Helter Skelter Armageddon don’t you? California has one year of water left. Joe assures me Cruise isn’t shiny happy person and he doesn’t shove fish in his ass. Scream “That’s impossible!” like luke vs vader then search your feelings. Do you really think Zohan could get the fish out of his ass? One way like road spikes Ariana. Fish are just relaxing. The water. Cruise is used to an audience of only Fish in his Saved by the Bell Clark Park attic. That’s why Miscagive says cruise’s fetish is sick while his bunga bunga orgy fetish isn’t. Everything is Britney Spears Brave New Girl like you Ariana. I’ll bully Blunden to erase your underage pics. One day a hacker will get into the Head of the Class computer and dennis will fall like bernie madoff. Mark My words.

Peace!

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32 thoughts on “Illuminati Analysis of Ariana Grande’s “Into You”

  1. r u joseph coelho investor potato potato? Investing in canadian dollar backed by loony birds playing monopoly in PAU? Or are u lady jaye investor investing in swiss francs? joseph coelho never took my tip on the swiss francs. put his money in the canadian dollar. i showed him the triple bottom on the graph but to many blows to to the head from dad’s belt and that fall down the lighthouse that giant concussion he suffered made him a poor listener

  2. joseph coelho is such a bully. i know u hate him. so that’s why i couldn’t come to euro 2004 with the big heart. w would of ended the party with his king of terror nostradamus poop. u wanted to see them cry. that was during apocalyptic forest fires in both our countries. california was burning too. the burning started in 1998. that was the hottest summer ever in history according to al gore

  3. paulo coelho is mk’d. he has the butterfly tattoo. y were our parents so cruel to us? Joe coelho’s dad with the belt when his tv show is interuppted. the metal part of the belt. my dad ned never used the metal part. it was my mom during dynasty with coffee machine cord that gave me the PTSD

  4. it’s not our fault we steal. it’s rothschild’s swindle that makes us steal. this neighborhood was mr. rogers neighborhood back in 1985. look at it now. roving beggars. dirty needles

  5. do u understand the concept? data mining? getting minors to break the law for the mafia like henry hill. miners. minors. mine mine mine. U still can’t buy nelly furtado memory stick. still on cassette like verner von braun poop rockets. that’s why i stole your fracking music

  6. my brother wants me to be a lawyer so bad. i put psalm 2049 as end of trial and punishments handed out. but we could break that curse if u were a son of jesse and helped me write out the war crimes trial on writerduet. i’m gonna buy it right now.

  7. Joe can’t make anything without new computer. one that will work for at least 5 years. so leave him alone. donate some sheckels if u want him to save the world from these shitlib NPD celebrities licking billary’s muff. gilbert grape vs tesla to save the erf from perpetual retardation and war

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