cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.by losrunner April 09, 2004

bookkeeper

One who keeps track of money holdings, transactions, gains, losses and otherwise anything to do with moolah.
Commonly thought as criminals who only record bets and work for no-goods, they are actually quite a resourceful part of society who handle everything from taxes to personal banking accounts to corporate earnings. They are, if you haven’t noticed, generally associated with finances.LouisFranze, our bookkeeper, keeps his eye on our bankrolls and warns us if it drops below a certain point.by Smkngmgc January 10, 2005

CONCLUSION

With the records and accounting of the BIG people’s finances destroyed they pay NO TAX

and a sweet insurance settlement.