When I was a 22 year old kid in the attic with my only possessions waiting for that big break at expo 86 with Top Gun the only thing I could think about was ditching it all and starting a bar of my own.
Jozo was gonna be the DJ if only we could sell my mom’s music making keyboard for that Soundwave transformer with the cassette player. If only there was a pawn shop in the neighborhood like there is now. My keyboard was valuable and I wanted that tape player. Jozo kept trying to explain to me that they weren’t real cassettes and just toys. I couldn’t explain to little Joe that I just needed to get pumped up to end the inevitable Cruise sade into the middle east. I knew I should of backed out of Top Gun and been a bartender. I could only fake being a bartender for the movie cuz I couldn’t read. But now that I’m learning to read through color therapy I can make those drinks I couldn’t read on the chart. Joe knows I was tuff and represented CP at the Herbie Hancock break off. I let Joe rumble while I entertain the next generation. I taught generation Z what Les Grossman is. I taught them about Jude Law at the movies Boskowitz. Appreciate BF for life. NWO 4 Life Jozo you shiny happy Jew. Love, don’t hate Jozo.
This drink is for Madonna. It’s called the 9 lives drink and it’s colored like original holy water.
Ingredients
3/4 oz Spiced Rum (Cruzan)
3/4 oz White Rum (Cruzan Aged Light Rum)
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice.
1 oz Orange Juice.
2 dashes Angostura Bitters.
1 wedge Pineapple.
Garnish: Pineapple.
Glass: Any Glass.
CONCLUSION
Madonna’s song holy water cancels the apocalypse now that Ke$ha taught us the truth about ur incredible theory on MTV. If you can’t afford those expensive vitamins drink from ye own cisterns. It’s in the Catholic bible I have heard.
Cocktails and Dreams!
BF
Ellie Goulding doesn’t understand our schoolboy gang code Fish. She doesn’t see any similarities between TC in SK’s EWS and Fifty Shades Darker. What if I made that special girl that spring flower necklace rumblefish could make back in the day? Would love tree be reborn in Clark Park?
Now you’ve learned to talk like a Psychlo. clammed up. ears shut. eyes shut like them. Who was the first girl who ever made you pee your pants in fear? Crashing and burning in fear?
Vanilla Sky? Ellie? Me too bro
Lucifer doesn’t exist
high priestess thinks he’s real. hierophant says nay he is harry potter. the chosen one. priestess disagrees says katniss is the one. that’s the high school reading level of katniss education.
Let’s look at my break off victory song:
You said i was way better than philipino kids GI JOE. THE WAVE! way better than the WORM.
Jack Black steps into the orange booth
to beat u prince of darkness
You and Jack Black are good friends? He’s a Jew and you are a Scientologist. Jack’s ass belongs to Satan. Your’s belongs to Xenu. You’re both doomed. DOOMED
as an irishman I can’t forget my lucky charms. SK and Nic are my lucky charms
this is darkness. the red suit man in EWS. i can never forget the real darkness. HELLO darkness MY old FRIEND
Orange pubes will trigger Alex.
Those pubes are the same color as LRon hubbard’s pubes bro.
Madonna seems to be very attracted to George W Bush
This is bush right bro in this old madonna movie?