How to Join the Illuminati

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The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria invite YOU to join
The World’s Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy
 

Have you ever secretly wondered why The Great Pyramid has five sides (counting the bottom)?

Is there an esoteric allegory concealed in the apparently innocent legend of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs?

What is the true secret sinister reality lying behind the ancient Aztec Legend of Quetzlcoatl?

Why do scholarly anthropologists turn pale with terror at the very mention of the forbidden name Yog-Sothoth?

Who is the man in Zurich that some swear is Lee Harvey Oswald?

What really did happen to Ambrose Bierce?

If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you think you qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your backyard. One of our Underground Agents will contact you shortly.

I DARE YOU!

TELL NO ONE! ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI.

May we warn you against imitations!
Ours is the original and genuine

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  8. To start with, it’s not the illuminati, it’s the illumizombies. We’re in the brain business: you kill it, we grill it. We favour stupid people, fracking idiots, all kinds of poop for brains and fuckheads. We don’t take credit cards or cheques, and we don’t do sign-of-the-Beast-on-your-forehead poop for payments. The procedure is a simple one: we wriggle your brain out of your head like it was spaghetti, we infuse it with a few Spanish words for you to use on assignments, then we put it back where it belongs. The result is a bunch of fuckwits attacking banks for us in Mexico and shouting: “Gringo! Gif me di money or I kill di dog!”. This how the brotherhood makes money for the Cause. Join today, for your chance to become a macho man with brains on.

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