How to Make a Secret of Fatima Shot

Secret of Fatima

“After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand,” wrote Lucia. “Flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendor that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Penance, Penance, Penance!’”

The role in Top Gun couldn’t of been made without Bozo. Let’s see what Bozo and his little GF are really after. That big Fatima secret they keep hiding. A genius like me, Brian Flanagan, can see in an instant that this is nothing other than a cocktail recipe. A nuclear cocktail.

Last Samurai Bamboo Stick

What you will need for this cocktail first is “The Last Samurai” wooden cocktail sword. As soon as u get that sword, light that courage giving fire water before inevitable shoot downs in da club like fiddy cent without that wad of cash. Fire attracts the cave woman instinct 2 your cave.

Sambuca Shot

You can use Sambuca like Adriano back in the days of the Big Bam Boo, but to attract a Portuguese Princess you need to use Portuguese fire water. Here is what Brian Flanagan recommends.

Medronho

The berry of the arbutus bush is a pretty thing to come across as you drive the backroads of the Algarve. Its bright red fruit looks a lot like strawberries hanging from a small tree. But do not be seduced by this pretty plant. The locals have learned to harvest the ripe fruit and use it to make Medronho (med-row-nyo), a clear alcoholic liquid that packs the wallop of a mule.

I’m a seasoned whiskey drinker so I quite enjoy the burn as a sip of medronho makes its way down my gullet, but many of my friends and clients have found that its bite is a challenge. So beware if you give it a try.

CONCLUSION

Lucifer Bar

So here is the recipe:

The third part of the secret revealed at the Cova da Iria-Fatima, on 13 July 1917.

I write in obedience to you, my God, who command me to do so through his Excellency the Bishop of Leiria and through your Most Holy Mother and mine.

After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand; flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendour that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: ‘Pence, Pence, Pence!’.

This drink would really work well in Anaheim near Lucifer on Fox’s TV show’s bar. Trump’s nuclear Minute man sword vs Putin’s satan 2 nuclear sword is in your hands at the bar my friends. May it give u the courage to approach and get rejected or find that unicorn. That special girl who appreciates the minuteman quickness in a public place as well as satan 2’s tantric ability learned from listening to Sting mp3s. This is something a boy named elliot never did. May Trump and Putin’s swords be forever entwined in the peace of our Irish Lady of Knock. Romance at the bar always makes my Irish eyes smile.

Some have seen Dr. Mengele bring a different kind of love with finite non eternal i love you i love you not programming. Torturing Bozo was always one of my past times. Maybe one day you will hear about the dangerous missions i put him on all in exchange for a bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Cheers friends!
Cocktails and Dreams!

Yours Truly,
BF

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26 thoughts on “How to Make a Secret of Fatima Shot

  1. I’m the one with the clams Starfish Junior. Starfish Prime. me. the christ of scientology. Brian Flanagan

    [img]https://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/britney-me/clams.jpg[/img]

    1.7 billion scientology clams

  2. bozo jozo is always main camera with alex de large eye on this LRH planet. Mike doesn’t remember flying on ned’s log all the time playing airplane during expo 86 boom in van. U don’t remember andy cap being a wild man mike? Bozo is way better than mike the feeb

  3. you can’t even give me one loving feeling serenade for that special girl fish? u will never wear clark park colors u r just an outsider from the american government. i gave u the top gun fish that got u friends. megatron the schindler’s list gun that ruined our friendship. 1944

  4. who will protect fair maiden gaga from the electroplague? is there an electrical engineer in the house? clams bro. cruise coat of arms. who will protect your nervous little nelly? i always aspired to be a marine biologist because of the scallops on the cruise coat of arms but i couldn’t read and only elron’s books where cheap audio cassette

    Electro-Aware Artists

  5. why does she need to be so tough on grease? mary wont use no ecopure that takes half a bottle to clean. no sheckels for grease ejewcation ever. only mike the dyke. medication for grease. ha ha grease. if u sided with elron in this million year battle u could of had niacin instead of injections. u need ot viii training at 300k

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