David De Rothschild: Better than Jesus

David De Rothschild - JESUS!

Here we have a picture of our chosen messiah David De Rothschild. We God’s chosen have decided that David is better than Jesus. Was Jesus a billionaire? NO! Did Jesus float on plastic bottles to save Earth? NO! Did Jesus save the world from global warming on 777 like our chosen messiah David? NO!

David, Moshiach ben David to the goyim, is better than Jesus in every way. He will rule you stupid goyim cattle from the rebuilt third temple in Jerusalem and you will love it! His carbon tax to save earth will be loved by all. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Madonna and the rest of our chosen celebrities will worship him and say he is the reincarnation of Christ. What more proof do you need that the man is Christ other than his long hair and beard? I know I’m convinced.

Shalom!
Dr. F

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  1. I’m sure David can cure your aunt’s cancer Paco. All you have to do is worship him in the third temple in Israel.

  2. The cure for cancer is a trade secret. We God’s chosen kept it a secret for 50 long years until “Sweet” Jimmy pistol whipped it out of me. All u need is some baking soda to make your body alkaline and apricot seeds. You crack them open with a nutcrackers and eat the kernal. The chosen FDA told people that the seeds are poisonous but that is all nonsense. The seeds are poisonous to cancer cells. WIN! + 1 billion cancer related deaths chalked up in the talmud thanks to the marrano Rockefeller’s/Rothafel family.

  3. But Dr. Fishman my Tia Maria’s hair is all falling out from chemo. I thought chemotherapy killed cancer not stupid apricots seeds.

  4. Too bad Paco, them’s the brakes or so they say. Hey Fishman this GHB date rape drug isn’t working. Some of the lovely ladies have been waking up in the middle of our love making. You got anything better in the ol’ medicine cabinet?

  5. Dr. Fishman is lying. My tia’s doctor told me chemotherapy is medicine. chemotherapy will make her well again. I have faith in God that he will save my tia. I pray to god every day to save my Tia. Dr. Fishbein at the hospital told my family radiation and chemotherapy will cure my tia.

    Please Jesus save my tia! i’ll pray to you every night once in english and once in spanish.

  6. Paco, Paco, Paco, your doctor at the oncology ward is Morris Fishbein the IIIrd. His grandfather was studying at clown college before he decided to get into medicine because it was more lucrative. You might think I’m joking but I’m telling you Hashem’s honest truth my little wetback friend.

  7. Paco your story is bringin’ a tear to this cop killin’ gangsta ass nigga’s eye. FISHMAN! u remember that pistol whipping i gave u? that time i took your gold tooth and made u watch schindler’s list after loosening it with my glock? That is what’s waiting for u next time u pick up your crack rocks from Oakland nigga. U either cure Paco’s aunt or I’m takin’ out another gold tooth u fuckin’ gefilte fish eating white devil crakkker mothafukkka.

    Don’t get me started on Jewish dentists nigga. Y do u think Jews get gold teeth and the gentiles get amalgam mercury poison in their fillings. U make me sick FISHMAN!

  8. I’m about to scarf some cheeseburgers bro. Don’t know if I should get Wendy’s or Mcdonalds. What’ the healthy choice Dr. Fishman?

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