22 thoughts on “Bono and Richard Branson Tell Illuminati To Assemble”

1. How do you know it was her that gave you herpes and not one of your disgusting frat brothers?

2. I share everything with my Frat brothers.

   Bono is illuminated. He is enlightened by your conspiracy theories. This is the beginning of the new Illuminati.

3. Bono thinks this headline is a miracle. He sings “The Miracle of Joey Ramone” on his new album. Why does the media trash Bono?

4. I just gave Olivia’s baby the necessary vaccinations to beat vegas like dustin hoffman in rain man.

5. Civilopedia

   https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Sanitation_(Civ2)

   The increased waste produced by growing populations over time eventually led to potential health hazards. It then became necessary to come up with systems to dispose of garbage and human waste in a sanitary manner. Plumbing systems designed to remove waste water from dwellings and public buildings became commonplace, as did sewage plants which treated the wastewater before it was dumped into local waterways. Landfills were established, and garbage was collected for sanitary disposal in dumps and landfills a safe distance from the general population. These measures led to a healthier environment, and allowed for further population growth.

6. Bill Gates is against POPULATION GROWTH

   skull & Bones zero pop growth policy

7. i’m trying to convince the JOES that Bono is cool and can take a joke…it’s hard work

   People call Bono crap cuz of his messiah complex…a messiah complex isn’t a crime if u do no evil

8. Thought Bono was more a Heroin addict tbh, thus the songs “Bad” and “Running to Stand Still” are told in a personal manner

9. U2 cameo in American Psycho book

   I first read the book before I was a U2 fan, but as I got into the band’s music, the chapter-long cameo always made me laugh — the contrast between Bono’s earnestness (which the protagonist, Patrick Bateman, doesn’t understand at all) and Bateman’s psychosis. Here’s an excerpt:

   … Bono has now moved across the stage, following me to my seat, and he’s staring into my eyes, kneeling at the edge of the stage, wearing black jeans (maybe Gitano), sandals, a leather vest with no shirt beneath it. His body is white, covered with sweat, and it’s not worked out enough, there’s no muscle tone and what definition there might be is covered beneath a paltry amount of chest hair. He has a cowboy hat on and his hair is pulled back into a ponytail and he’s moaning some dirge—I catch the lyric “A hero is an insect in this world” — and he has a faint, barely noticeable but nonetheless intense smirk on his face and it grows, spreading across it confidently, and while his eyes blaze, the backdrop of the stage turns red and suddenly I get this tremendous surge of feeling, this rush of knowledge and my own heart beats faster because of this and it’s not impossible to believe that an invisible cord attached to Bono has now encircled me and now the audience disappears and the music slows down, gets softer, and it’s just Bono onstage … I hear it, can actually feel, can even make out the letters of the message hovering above Bono’s head in orange letters: “I… am… the devil… and I am… just like you…” And then everyone, the audience, the band, reappears and the music slowly swells up and Bono, sensing that I’ve received the message …

10. she has no stds u idiot frat boys

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