Young Pope Takes Cold Shower

Young Pope Cold Shower

Brides of Christ, Giulia Salemi And Dayane Mello, wore x rated bridal gowns to my premiere. Don’t masturbate to the Young Pope’s face Dayane. I know the devil is inside you by the snake necklace you wear. The Young Pope wants U2 find love before you give away all your goods. You can’t tempt me to touch my own naughty bits young brides of Christ. I’ll just take this cold shower.

Mother Mary, I quit doing coke but I need a smoke and my cherry coke. Smoking reduces the sex drive. That’s Pope Pius XIII’s secret.

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  1. I know, I’m incredibly handsome. Let’s just get past that. So this is the nuuk cult eh? canada eh? my city is more powerful than yours. i pledge to protect your city gi joe. Your first GF is mad at you. She wanted to be a nun not a popstar. She doesn’t want you to take her song lying down. Says she’s been waiting for you to take her back to church and fast for God’s sake. I cannot stress the importance of fasting like Bernadette with wheatgrass and spring water. Miraculous cures when the pius follow in Bernadette’s footsteps.

  2. i have a problem with porn your holiness


    internet is like a minefield of porn. ex gf can make it without me. won’t talk to me unless it’s a song. i wanted to marry her in the church on 13th. our lady of fatima. never happened. god has forsaken me your holiness

  3. What songs did you play for her in 1989? Why didn’t you approach? Couldn’t see could you. You approached in 2013 but she didn’t like your glasses. Cavewoman instinct sees weakness with glasses

  4. the fappening stopped the rapes in the park. jennifer lawrence was peak of fappening now only the girls fap. never beat off or your dick gets scarred. pope pius should let
    the girls give handjobs at age 15 devil hand tarot. sex with condom at 16. wedding at 17 or later

  5. Salmi 45 Tu sei piú bello di tutti i figli degli uomini; le tue labbra sono ripiene di grazia perciò DIO ti ha benedetto in eterno.


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    The aspartame in my diet cherry coke numbs my brain and the cigarettes make me flaccid. Nothing this girl does can tempt me. That won’t stop her though. She’ll come after me in my dreams until there is salty discharge. That is the nature of the succubus.

    One particularly interesting tale of an encounter with a succubus is that of Pope Sylvester II.

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    they were my brides once when they were younger and believed in Christ. Now Dayane has the serpent as a choker around her neck. He is possessing u my child

  8. What has Dio done for you lately Dayane? I can take you to the best parties with my billionaires like Christian Grey and Trump. Don’t you want a helicopter ride? Some diamonds? Star in a hollywood production? I can make it happen if you sign he contract.

  9. Young pope, arrange a CHRISTmass truce between Jimmy and Derek like back in the great war to end all wars. Jimmy celebrates kwanzaa so i would like derek to buy him his candles. Derek celebrates Yule so I would like JImmy to buy eggnog for derek since he loves milk so much.

    search amazon next CHRISTmass

    thank you my vicar on earth pope pius XIII

    we will beat their swords into plowshares this christmass

    ave maria
    dona eis reqiem
    pax catholicus

  10. Il giudizio universale


    Sarah Connor: [in a motel room] Kyle, the women in your time, what are they like?


    Kyle Reese: Good fighters.

  11. I hate Lobstermen!!


    I want it to be known that I hate lobstermen more than any other alien in the entire XCOM series.

    The first encounter, armed with gauss rifles: 14 soldiers 12 hits! 0 kills! It shoots back killing 1 soldier….K

    Second round: I move several troops up in support and pour fire into 1 lobsterman! 0 kills! It throws a grenade at me and kills 8 guys!

    Then its friends show up now so its 6 on 3. And now I can use the gas cannons I brought. 0 kills!! They snipe 4 guys!

    I swear repeately and move whats left of my squad back to the triton.


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