Muad’Dib’s Jihad

Muad'Dib Jihad

Muad’Dib: @whitehouse [his message to the United States] You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call “us” terrorists? Now, we have the ability to strike back at our enemies. Unless “you” “America” pull all military forces out of the Persian gulf area, immediately, and forever, Muad’Dib’s Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each year, until our demands are met. First, we will detonate one nuclear weapon on this uninhabited island as a demonstration of our power. But, if these demands are not met, Muad’Dib’s Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each year.

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9 thoughts on “Muad’Dib’s Jihad

  1. What I have written I have written. Iraq is a radioactive wasteland. We muslims believe in an eye for an eye. We will use atomics on 1 city a year until America surrenders. Mystery Babylon must fall.

  2. This is the new age. We need new laws:

    Pay her back as she has paid others. Pay her back double for her deeds.
    Into her cup pour double what she poured.

  3. I’ve change my mind. The russians are going to build us more suitcase nukes to destroy mystery babylon. I want a spectacular terrorist attack. Let’s use all 84 at the same time. THIS I COMMAND!

  4. Have the Americans shown us mercy? Into her cup pour double what she poured. To the measure of her boasting and wantoness repay her in torment and grief. Into her reservoirs pour radioactive plutonium. Into her rivers and fresh water! Pour out Mahdi’s wrath on mystery babylon! Allahu Akbar!

  5. Moshiach will stop you. Where are you Moshiach? The Jews of New York are in trouble. Moshiach will give us all the jewels and gold in the world. We will dance in the streets of Jerusalem! Jerusalem of gold!

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