How to Join the Illuminati

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The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria invite YOU to join
The World’s Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy
 

Have you ever secretly wondered why The Great Pyramid has five sides (counting the bottom)?

Is there an esoteric allegory concealed in the apparently innocent legend of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs?

What is the true secret sinister reality lying behind the ancient Aztec Legend of Quetzlcoatl?

Why do scholarly anthropologists turn pale with terror at the very mention of the forbidden name Yog-Sothoth?

Who is the man in Zurich that some swear is Lee Harvey Oswald?

What really did happen to Ambrose Bierce?

If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you think you qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your backyard. One of our Underground Agents will contact you shortly.

I DARE YOU!

TELL NO ONE! ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI.

May we warn you against imitations!
Ours is the original and genuine

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  1. REAL ILLUMINATI WORLD WIDE…Hello everyone, I Am Mr Samuel Barry, from UK, but in Nigeria presently because i have thousands of people to initiate. am one of the Agents sent by the Lord superior (Grand master) to bring as many of those who are interested in becoming a member of the great Illuminati order [together we shall rule the world], i am a business MAN, i own a Construction company in France and i also own one of the Biggest Electronic Appliance shop in Accra Ghana and my family now lives in UK. I was once like you, me & my wife were financially down to 1 square meal a day, what kind of life was that to live, i lived in poverty until i saw an opportunity to be a member of the GREAT ILLUMINATI BROTHERHOOD and I took my chances and i have been a member for close to 11years now.The higher you get the richer you become. Illuminati makes your business grow faster than you can ever imagine, are you a WORKER, MUSICIAN, FOOTBALLER, ACTOR, FARMER, PASTOR Etc. what ever you do, Illuminati brings out. email us on our direct email @ ((deckersedwards@gmail.com))
    OR CALL US @ 2348162926841

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