Justin Bieber: Haarp Hero

Justin Bieber Haarp Hero

Is Justin Bieber’s music really that good? 600 million views for his hit single “Baby”? Or is there something more sinister going on?

Justin Bieber (Justin Timberlake 2.0) is now going out with Selena 2.0. Selena Gomez is just a reproduction of the famous Mexican singer Selena that was killed in the 90’s.

Do you think Justin Bieber is Pop Culture’s new savior or is he just a repackaged version of Justin Timberlake? I have a feeling the US government is using their Canadian HAARP facility to broadcast Justin Bieber into the school children’s heads 24/7 so the Emo generation loses their girlfriends to the BIEB. Don’t kill yourself Emo kid. You will get a girlfriend now that Bieber has cut off his Emo haircut.

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