Illuminati Analysis of Ariana Grande’s “Into You”

Ariana Grande Fish Bowl

Ariana is into my fish fetish. This is us on our honeymoon. She knows I am from the real tribe of Judah through Emperor Selassie not this blonde Ashkenazi movie star Jew in the movie business surrounded by paparazzo. Through my mother’s Ethiopian side. Ariana Grande means Great Aryan. I know what’s going on Blunden. U know who u are Blunden. U know I am this Aryan girl’s bodyguard. U better stop selling those underage pics to your friends in B’aad B’reath lodge Blundy. Get your fatass off the computer. You’ve been on the computer since the 80’s eating cheetos. Erase that poop blunden. Even Arvid settled down with Simone and he was omega revenge of the nerds.

Ariana Jimmy Johnson Ace

Joe had that African colored friend he grew up with that was in Tom Cruise’s kraft dinner army Aryana. That’s why u r calling him Slavicus Ice at the Ice machine. He was an angry nintendo nerd ace pilot on top gun. Tom Cruise was just playing with joystick pretending. Joe landed drone pilot of the future plane on impossible top gun game angry nintendo nerd hates. Ace of Spades is the death card Charlie Sheen fears. Let’s Charlie know who did this. what happened in Dallas? Angry Liberians happened like Prince Johnson and Ellen Johnson Sirleaf. RIP cousin Micah X Johnson. U will be missed.

Ariana is fantasizing about riding with Jimmy on his BMW bike. Let’s take Forrester’s theory further. BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Werks. Bavarian Illuminati like John Kerry Heinz Kissinger ketchup. Jimmy ain’t no fool. Everyone’s seen the Jimmy on Seinfeld. Don’t want to destroy Ariana’s illusion. I’m gonna make peace with Derek Vinyard Ariana cuz I am a peacemaker. Peace with all these kwaps putting my African brothers and sisters in Gulag. Lady Justice maybe blindfolded but once she hears the truth in her own ear like 2013 money’s two biggest prophets and their crooked pyramid scheme will fall like V for Vendetta dominoes. Bellini is good drink for cancer but lately california wine has been poisoned. Peach nectar is a cancer fighter.

CONCLUSION

Giant Aryan girl has crush on one drop rule black man. She iz into Kabbalah, the devil and voodoo. Is America gonna take the race bait ariana? Turn into Yugoslavia? Does this post explain your video? U want to know if i’m just animal crackers or if this really is Charlie Manson Helter Skelter Armageddon don’t you? California has one year of water left. Joe assures me Cruise isn’t shiny happy person and he doesn’t shove fish in his ass. Scream “That’s impossible!” like luke vs vader then search your feelings. Do you really think Zohan could get the fish out of his ass? One way like road spikes Ariana. Fish are just relaxing. The water. Cruise is used to an audience of only Fish in his Saved by the Bell Clark Park attic. That’s why Miscagive says cruise’s fetish is sick while his bunga bunga orgy fetish isn’t. Everything is Britney Spears Brave New Girl like you Ariana. I’ll bully Blunden to erase your underage pics. One day a hacker will get into the Head of the Class computer and dennis will fall like bernie madoff. Mark My words.

Peace!

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32 thoughts on “Illuminati Analysis of Ariana Grande’s “Into You”

  1. scales on the fish make zohan movie impossible. that fish would of been stuck in your ass and you would have to see a proctologist for surgery. zohan is bullshit

  2. i buy cubs hat cubs win world series. i wear pos green bay packers haitian shirt and they win superbowl. i’ve turned into jake green of the sports betting world

  3. i wanted nelly furtado to bet on white sox after shoeless joe story. when they broke the curse in 2005. she’s never afraid to make a big bet after 2007 short selling tip suze orman never reveals. That Max Payne video of victoria and the miracles post should of got her chop chops that 18:1 roulette wheel hit. imagine turning gaddafi’s million into 18 in a month. as soon as she saw the orange advertising she should of known she was gonna get white knighted by the hooligans.

  4. if nelly wore that croatia jersey in 2018 our poor saps could get that big hit on the wheel of fortune. that’s the only way to get the juju. gotta get that juju where someone says it’s croatia’s third attempt at conquering russia

  5. i teach ariana cure for scurvy. indian cure for scurvy is pine needles. english cure is limes that are expensive. that’s why people who eat pine needles for scurvy are called poor saps. cuz it doesn’t taste good to cure yourself like a lime on curacao

  6. Cruise is part bat and part fish. Whatever he hears he remembers. Heroin Junkie Hoffman keeps bragging about his truman capote photographic memory. U try remembering your lines with a cassette. That’s how cruise learned to remember. He remembers everything he hears. you should be 16 year old reading level cruise. ready to read outsiders the book and old man and the sea. I can write on this weed but short term memory is shot. People are talking about when you lived in van in the 80’s cruise. I’m gonna go on the open mike and tell them your secrets at the cafe. all smallville celebrity secrets

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