Giant pyramid for Queen in London

Queen Pyramid

It is 80 foot high and has a union jack flag on the top and later the Queen will be presented with a gift at the site in honour of her and her Jubilee celebration.

The Queen is patron of the Royal Flower show at Kew and this year displays are focused on red, white and blue in honour to her and the centrepiece is a giant pyramid at which she will be given a gift in her honour.

Quote:

“For the Olympics, gardeners and volunteers at Kew Gardens planted 20,000 plants in the shape and colors of the Olympic rings. It took five days to put in pansies, violas and apple mint. In another big display, fields of wildflowers surround Olympic Park. Brits are being encouraged to follow suit in their own gardens, and expert Phil Turvil has suggested a list of 12 vegetables in London 2012 colors”

– Thomas_20111

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Mel Gibson’s Apocalypse

Mel Gibson Mad Max

In Mad Max Mel Gibson stars an apocalyptic hero surviving in the nuclear wastelands. In real life Mel is a devout traditionalist Catholic. The apocalypse in Christianity is described in the book of revelation. The book describes war and environmental destruction as well as famine and plague.

Mel Gibson Fatima

When Mel made The Passion of the Christ he visited Sister Lucia the Virgin Mary seer. He later named his daughter after her. The Virgin appeared to Sister Lucia in 1917 in Portugal. Out of the three seers she was the only survivor of the Spanish flu that later ravaged Europe. This flu was induced by vaccines given to soldiers during the Great War. Lucia did not take the vaccine and survived to a ripe old age of 97. The other two visionaries took the vaccine and died in childhood.

Numerology is important to the Fatima apparitions. The Virgin appeared on the 13th of every month. 13 is an important number to Freemasons and especially to the 13 bloodlines of the Illuminati. The Illuminati have 13 degrees of initiation. Sister Lucia also died on the 13th day of the month adding even more mystery. The number of 13 is most closely associated with death. The 13th tarot trump is death and is associated with fish. The book of revelation states that all the fish in the sea will die during the apocalypse. Due to rampant overfishing this seems like real a possibility. Maybe God gave us the book as a warning. Maybe it’s not too late to turn things around. This resource is being squandered. The bluefin tuna are nearly extinct. The Japanese are stockpiling frozen tuna for themselves because they know in 2013 bluefin tuna will be essentially extinct.

Mel Gibson Apocalypto

Mel Gibson said Apocalypto means new beginning. This is not true. Apocalypse means “revelation” or the “lifting of the veil”. Mel lifted the veil in his movie Conspiracy Theory. That movie revealed all kinds of hidden information such as MK-Ultra mind control.

When Mel was arrested and told the officer Jews are responsible for all the world’s wars he was referring to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. The Protocols are a masonic text describing how the Illuminati are going to take over the world through war, revolution, control of the press and control of finance. These Jews that are members of the Illuminati are a diabolical bunch of schemers. The world needs an apocalyptic hero to wander the wasteland and put an end to the Illuminati.

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Taylor Swift and the Number 13

Taylor Swift 13

Taylor Swift’s lucky number is 13. Why this mysterious number? Let’s go back in history and see why. The number first became notorious during the Templar inquisition. The Templars were the world’s first branch bankers. On Friday, 13 October 1307, hundreds of the Knights Templar were arrested and burned at the stake.

The number 13 is important in masonic symbolism. 12 completes the cycle of the year so 13 represents rebirth and regeneration. When the United States was created there were 13 colonies. 13 is an important number in American history and this is reflected in the repetition of the number on the dollar bill.

According to Taylor 13 is her lucky number because she was born on the 13th. I think it is important to her because she is a patriotic American and 13 is America’s number.

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Free Tom Cruise!

Troy Mcclure Snake

Troy Mcclure in Muppets Go Medieval.

Troy Mcclure is a Simpsons character with a bizarre sexual fetish. I am going to demonstrate that Troy is based on real life actor Tom Cruise. Notice Troy has a snake as his coat of arms in Muppets Go Medieval. The snake is the deceiver. Tom Cruise has deceived millions of adoring women that he is straight when he is in fact gay. He is gay but he also has a bizarre fetish that makes him easily blackmailed by Scientology.

Troy's Car

Troy’s bumper sticker.

In the Simpsons episode A Fish Called Selma, Troy gets caught driving without his glasses. He has a bumper sticker on his car showing he patronizes Springfield Aquarium. This is because Troy has a bizarre fish fetish. What is a fish fetish you ask? A fish fetish is when a gay partner puts a fish inside their partners rectum. The squirming and wriggling is very pleasurable to the sex partner. Be careful though, the fish will get stuck if it is too large. The scales act kind of like a driveway spike. ONE WAY ONLY. I’ve seen this many times in my Proctology practice in San Francisco. My cousin Schlomo and I charge alot of money to remove objects from these kinds of anal intrusions.

Troy Glasses

Troy is a handsome man. How could Chief Wiggum make him wear glasses?

Troy and Tom are both handsome actors. In the cartoon Troy is forced to wear glasses. In real life Tom Cruise wears braces but he’s never been photographed once wearing his head gear. Schlomo says he probably hid out in Canada while getting his teeth straightened 6 months at a time between film projects. He still wears a retainer at night to this day.

Tom Cruise Crooked Teeth

Tom Cruise’s twisted teeth.

You can see his teeth are twisted and chipped in this picture from the 80’s movie The Outsiders. Those were the days before invisalign or any other kind of clear, plastic braces. You would have a mouth full of metal and a head strap you would have to wear most of the day.

Troy Meets Selma

Troy meets Selma at the DMV.

Luckily Troy meets Selma at the DMV and she lets him get away with driving without his glasses. Troy invites her on a date in exchange for her doing him this favor.

Troy Kisses Selma

Troy kisses Selma in front of the paparazzi.

Troy takes Selma out to dinner and the paparazzi show up so Troy gives her a kiss. After Troy gives Selma that kiss his career pics up and he’s once again leading man material.

Tom Cruise - All the right Moves

Leper in the Backfield.

Tom Cruise’s 80’s movie All the Right Moves is what the Simpsons parody movie Leper in the Backfield is based on. There is also a movie called The Verdict was Mail Fraud. That movie is based on The Firm.

The Firm

The Firm.

The Firm could in fact be renamed The Verdict was Mail Fraud since the mafia law firm is defeated by Tom Cruise’s mail fraud findings. It’s a very famous movie. I’m sure you remember it.

Troy & Selma

Troy and Selma on the town.

Troy finds out Selma is so good for his movie career he asks her to marry him. Selma says yes to the sham marriage.

Tom Cruise Katie Kiss

Tom kisses Katie.

It is widely rumored in the tabloids that Tom and Katie Holmes marriage is in fact a sham. Does this kiss look forced to you?

Troy's Home

Troy’s home.

Troy’s home is full of fish. I’m not sure about gay sex but I think you have anal sex with your partner while the fish is squirming in your rectum. You can also perform a reach around before the fish dies from lack of oxygen.

Troy's Wedding

Troy’s wedding.

Tom's Wedding

Tom’s wedding.

Tom Cruise Fish

Sports promoter Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) lectured his co-workers regarding proper manners as he exited the office:

Well, don’t worry. Don’t worry. I’m not gonna do what you all think I’m gonna do, which is just Flip Out! But let me just, let me just say, as I ease out of the office I helped build – I’m sorry, but it’s a Fact! – – that there is such a thing as manners, a way of treating people. (He then referred to an aquarium fish tank in the office) These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they’re coming with me. I’m starting a new company, and the fish will come with me. You can call me sentimental. The fish – they’re coming with me.

(Jerry netted one of the gold fishes and placed it inside a clear baggie)

Okay. If anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this God-forsaken business, and we will do it together. Who’s comin’ with me? Who’s coming with me? Who’s coming with me besides ‘Flipper’ here? This is embarrassing.

Only 26 year-old single mother Dorothy Boyd (Renee Zellweger) responded and was willing to join him: “I will go with you” (but then when she was uncertain about things, she whispered: “Right now?”)

Conclusion

We must free Tom Cruise! Sure his fish fetish may be strange but it’s the year 2011. Psychiatry classified homosexuality as a disorder until the year 1973. But times changed and times will change again and we will not mock Cruise for his bizarre and unusual fetish. The Church of Scientology has all of Tom’s confessions tape recorded. David Miscavige, the leader of Scientology, has Tom under complete control because of this. Can Tom break free of Miscavige’s control? Only time can tell.

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Angelina Jolie: Spy Games

Angelina Jolie making love to an equine.

The first thing I noticed about this picture other than the fact that Ms. Jolie is very Jake worthy is that she genuinely seems to be enjoying herself. She’s got a look on her face that says, “YES! I like horse cock!” Jolie’s got cock sucking lips and a smoking body and these pics turn me on. I’m getting a chubby right now looking at her nipple peek through. I admit it.

What is the white horse? Ritual semenency!

The white horse is a form of sex magick where you read the shape of the semen ejaculated. I’m not making this up. I’ve gotten a few comments about ritual semenancy. It is very important to the Illuminati.

In Ovid’s Metamorphosis Lucifer is described as riding on a white horse with a smile of bright gladness. The man on the white horse in the CFR logo is wearing nothing but a smile. I’m pretty sure that logo turns Angelina Jolie on. She sure loves those boring CFR books she carries around to indoctrinate the sheeple.

Cathy O’Brien said spies are not born they are made. The CIA tortures a lot of little girls with MK-Ultra hoping to turn them into some sort of super spy. Angelina is just that sort of little girl. I’d bet my left testicle Jon Voight sold her into the MK Ultra program when she was 3 years old and 1 day. 13 backwards. That is the proper age the rabbis say a girl can be betrothed. Betrothed to who? Satan of course! I know I might sound like the Church Lady but what I’m saying is absolutely true. In her Bosnian war epic, Blood and Honey, Angelina wrote a story about a woman who falls in love with her raper. Lucifer has been raping Angelina since she was 3 and she loves it. I think she was to young and too stupid to know what Voight was up to sticking his cock up her ass to open her third eye. Think back to your 3rd birthday Jolie. Think back…back…you’re getting sleepy…what happened the day after your third birthday Jolie? Daddy took you for a special trip to Disneyland didn’t he? You met Mickey and Goofy and the whole gang. If it’s hazy try watching this clip of Wizard of Oz: CLICK HERE. I’m just speculating. Maybe he took you to Mcdonalds the day after your third birthday. A just as Satanic place to go. You probably watched Wizard of Oz the day before too. Wake up Jolie! You are mind controlled slave. Why do you think you walk like a dyke, talk like a dyke and act like a dyke. You’re sexcapades have left you traumatized and you can’t decide whether to give up men completely.

Angelina Jolie wanted to get up close and personal with redheaded Russian spy Anna Chapman. Jolie , who played a suspected Russian agent in her flick Salt , asked local promoters to invite Chapman, real-life femme fatale, dubbed agent 90-60-90 because of her measurements in centimeters, to the Moscow premiere of her movie. The real life spy scandal broke just days before her opening. Is this art imitating life once again? Or life imitating art? Who the fuck knows.

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Madonna & the White Horse

Madonna White Horse
Madonna broke a few ribs in a riding accident a couple years ago. The horse was a present from her ex husband Guy Ritchie.  In biblical circles the white horse is supposed to represent Christ, but if you read Ovid the white horse represents Lucifer.

Wikipedia:

I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.

— Revelation 6:1-2 NIV

The name Lucifer was applied to Satan by St. Jerome and later to the demon of sinful pride by Milton in Paradise Lost. Lucifer is the title and principal character of the epic poem by the Dutch playwright, Vondel (who uses Lucifer in lieu of Satan), and a principal character in the mystery play by Imre Madach, “The Tragedy of Man”. Blake pictured Lucifer in his illustrations to Dante. George Meredith’s sonnet Lucifer in Starlight addresses the “fiend” as Prince Lucifer. To Spenser in An Hymne of Heavenly Love, Lucifer is “the brightest angel, even the Child of Light.” In Ovid’s Metamorphosis, Lucifer is the morning star and father of Ceyx. He is described as riding a white horse (clarus equo, book XV.189) and his face is characterized by a bright gladness (see XI.270 ff. Lucifero genitore satus patriumque nitorem ore ferens Ceyx). Also see Books II.115 and 723, IV.629,665.

Bible:

I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

Revelation 19:11

The CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) logo is a naked man on a white horse making the masonic sign of admiration. The writing at the bottom spells UBIQUE or Ubiquitous meaning he and his agents are everywhere or omnipresent.

Madonna is one of Satan’s agents. What kind? An MK-Ultra Beta slave. This type of slave has a sex kitten alter. She is a hooker. A super hooker for powerful men like Henry Kissinger or David Rockefeller. Madonna was raised in New York in an abandoned synagogue (The synagogue of Satan). At this synagogue she became a high priced hooker, propagandist and spy for America. Madonna is the whore of Babylon from revelation. Where is Babylon?

Bible:

The waters that you saw where the harlot lives
represent large numbers of peoples, nations, and tongues.

Revelation 17:15

New York City is the most multi-cultural city in the world. It is known as the world’s “melting pot”. This city is Madonna’s base of operations. This city is also where the United Nations is, fulfilling the prophecy that it is the great city that has sovereignty over the kings of the earth.

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Willow Smith: 21st Century Ho?

This article is Sweet Jimmy’s review of Willow Smith’s 21st Century Girl

Willow Smith Elephant

The video starts off wiff a elephant.

Now every nigga knows an elephant never forgets. This old African woman starts jibberin’ and jabberin’ lookin’ at all the junk in the trunk. There’s a guitar a necklace and other assorted junk the first world dumps in third world Africa. Then the old witch starts chantin’ ova dat shit and VOILA willow smiFF materializes!

Elephants have graveyards that they never forget and visit every year in mother Africa!

The Fresh Prince

The Fresh Prince!

Now Will Smith loves bricks. His daddy tore down a brick wall when he was a kid and made Will build a new one with the old bricks. What kind of Prince is the Fresh Prince?

Prince Hall

Prince Hall!

He is the Fresh Prince Hall Prince. Will always wondered why he never made it past Master Mason when Jesse Jackson and Reverend Al gave him a paddling. The devil had no use for Will Smith. Will won’t even cuss in his raps. The man will not take the Lord’s name in vain just like Usher. Will will never make it past the blue degrees unless he ho’s out his daughter or shares his wife with his “brothers” like OJ Simpson had to.

Willow Butterfly

Now Willow has a buttaFLY. It’s a monarch.

So is Willow Jay Z’s 21st century ho or is she taking us for a ride? Time will tell if she becomes another Rihanna. She may already be a rainbow girl or an Eastern Star. Eastern Star is very popular with blacks because Rosa Parks was a member. Missy Elliot and Lil’ Kim are supposed members of Eastern Star.

Willow Smith Illuminati


Willow Smith: The next Rihanna doing the one eyed monster. The next Rihanna?

Is WILLow really going to be a ho like Rihanna? Or is she just putting us on like she says in the video? Does she really set the boundaries or does her mother Jada?

Willow Smith Victory

Willow Smith saluting the Illuminati like Winston Churchill.

Contrary to what a typical white devil Wal Mart shopper thinks, this salute does not mean Victory or PEACE, it means 5. Roman numeral V. It stands for the Illuminati law of Fives. Everything is supposed to happen in 2’s and 3’s adding up to five. Five fingers and shit like that.

Willow Smith Guitar

So much wrong with this picture.

Now this picture is wrong in so many ways. It looks like a penis gushing out semen while Willow licks it up. FUCK! It’s just a kid. Motherfuckin’ Jay Z is a devil. I may be a pimp but I don’t pimp out mothafuckin’ kidz nigga.

Willow running with the wolves.

Now in the Protocols of Zion it says the Goyim are a herd of sheep and the Illuminati are a pack of wolves. Willow and her friends are too young to know all this Illuminati shit but they do. Willow was born 1 year before 9/11 and she was 3 years old when anti-Christ devil George Bush bombed Iraq into radioactive oblivion. Just like an episode of Scooby Doo he would of got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky kids.

Willow Smith Secret

Willow Smith: Telling secrets to the youngsters.

The video ends with Willow Smith’s dream coming true and a beautiful city sprouts up in mother Africa. That’s a good dream every white cracker devil should have but they don’t. Cracker Skull & Bones devils like George Bush would rather infect us with AIDS and rape us for conflict minerals enslaving our children in gold & iridium mines like in the Congo.

Willow Smith: Monarch Butterfly

The next generation: Masters of mind control.

Willow tells the child the monarch secret (SEKRIT in ebonics) and she learns the basic programming of MK-Ultra monarch mind control. Paris Hilton whipped her hair! Why do you think she whipped it? There’s no place like home Paris. No place like home!

I’m out.

PEACE TO THE MIDDLE EAST!

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Battle of the Malibu Messiahs




Sheen Malibu Messiah

Malibu is abuzz anticipating the 2012 apocalypse and bets are on about who will survive in their high tech armored compound. Will it be Mel Gibson in his highly fortified traditionalist Catholic Church? Or will “the Christ of Scientology” Tom Cruise defeat the alien invaders and take mankind on a voyage to the stars?

My money is on the dark horse, Charlie Sheen. It doesn’t matter that his goddesses have left him or that he doesn’t have a high tech fortified compound like Tom Cruise. Charlie Sheen is a survivor. He’s encountered many 7 gram crack rocks and each and every time has avoided cardiac arrest. Sheen doesn’t need to stockpile guns or have a fortified church with a sniper tower like Mel Gibson. Sheen has Jew blood and Jew blood is enough.

written and coded by Pastor Richards




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Beyond Treason: Gulf War Syndrome

This is a very important video all the troops in the Gulf should see. I did two tours in the Gulf. Once in 1991, and the second time in 2003. With the help of Dr. Joel Fishman I took the proper precautions and did not become sick after my second tour. He gave me rhinoplasty and put a filter in my nose. I also melted down my bling and made a radiation proof jockstrap to keep my sperm count high.

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