Beyonce’s Lesbian Illuminati Superbowl

Beyonce Superbowl Illuminati

Beyonce salutes the Illuminati.

Beyonce is a dirty strumpet. A dirty girl. I have nude pics of Beyonce on my hard drive. They might be photoshops of her head on a porn whore’s body but they do the job. She is definitely Jake worthy.

Beyonce Lick

I wish Beyonce would lick my peen. You know you want to B. You want me to put the 7 inch in the computer. Admit it you slut.

Beyonce Spank

What do you want me to do to you now? Spank your tush? I can oblige you B. I’ll spank you like a dirty harlot. I’ll do it to advance the cause of feminism.

Beyonce Ring

What? You want a ring before I can put the cucumber in the food processor? Sorry baby, I don’t go that route. Only a sucker like Jay trades diamonds for love.

Beyonce Kiss

You don’t want to kiss my shmeckel? Why not? Does it make you feel like a dirty Jezebel? C’mon B. I know you’re touching yourself right now thinking of me Jaking it. Use your left hand B. It’s evil. It’s made for that kind of stuff.

Beyonce Whore

Beyonce is a Siren. She uses her singing to lure men to their doom. To give up their seed needlessly in a used Kleenex. I’m not falling for it. I’m gonna quit Jakin’ it. I’ve seen the light.

Marshal Law

When the Superbowl blacked out I thought Bane was gonna blow up the stadium with a bomb. Martial Law is just around the corner. Time to stop fracking strange pussy and Jakin’ it to online porn. Sorry B.

Beyonce Kali

I hope the Kali Yuga ends after the economic collapse and Martial Law.

Connie Kali

frack this devourer of men. The final avatar will defeat Kali. I’m gonna plant a survival garden. I’m gonna buy some survival seeds from Alex Jones. I’m a survivor. I’m gonna make it. Gots to survive. Keep on survivin’.

Beyonce Hell

The flames in hell will be much hotter than the ones on stage B. Hell is your destiny B. Don’t try and tempt me anymore.

Beyonce Faces

At the beginning of the show I thought this was a man and a woman kissing. As I look closer it looks like two men kissing.

Beyonce Superbowl Lesbians

At the end it was revealed that the kissing faces both have long hair. I used to like lesbians when I watched Girls Gone Wild. Now I think I’m having second thoughts.

Walter Camp of Skull & Bones invented Football to placate the masses. It’s Bread & Circuses like the Roman Empire. Right now America is all Circus and no bread.

“So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they had reverted to a style of life that appeared to be natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern…Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.”

― George Orwell, 1984

You can watch the whole video at NFL.com

And.. I’m spent.

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13 thoughts on “Beyonce’s Lesbian Illuminati Superbowl

  1. Hey Jebus! You saved my soul. Can you save Beyonce’s? She’s a hell bound harlot selling sugar water to brainwashed proles.

  2. Beyonce is very rich. It will be very difficult for her to live a modest Christian life. Why is she so afraid of giving away all her money and living a middle class lifestyle? When you are as famous as Beyonce strangers will give you gifts like food, drinks and clothing. The way it stands now Beyonce has as much chance of going to heaven as a Camel going through the eye of a needle.

    Are you familiar with my parables Jake?

  3. Beyonce is super and Fabulous!

    Beyonce told the interviewer how she felt about their super-energetic set. “It was was fierce, honey,” Beyonce quipped in an exaggerated, drag-inspired drawl, as Williams and Rowland giggled. “It was Gone With the Wind fabulous!”

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    Don’t diss Beyonce Jake. It’s not her fault she was a slut during the superbowl performance. It wasn’t Beyonce performing it was Sasha Fierce.

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