Beyonce salutes the Illuminati.
Beyonce is a dirty strumpet. A dirty girl. I have nude pics of Beyonce on my hard drive. They might be photoshops of her head on a porn whore’s body but they do the job. She is definitely Jake worthy.
I wish Beyonce would lick my peen. You know you want to B. You want me to put the 7 inch in the computer. Admit it you slut.
What do you want me to do to you now? Spank your tush? I can oblige you B. I’ll spank you like a dirty harlot. I’ll do it to advance the cause of feminism.
What? You want a ring before I can put the cucumber in the food processor? Sorry baby, I don’t go that route. Only a sucker like Jay trades diamonds for love.
You don’t want to kiss my shmeckel? Why not? Does it make you feel like a dirty Jezebel? C’mon B. I know you’re touching yourself right now thinking of me Jaking it. Use your left hand B. It’s evil. It’s made for that kind of stuff.
Beyonce is a Siren. She uses her singing to lure men to their doom. To give up their seed needlessly in a used Kleenex. I’m not falling for it. I’m gonna quit Jakin’ it. I’ve seen the light.
When the Superbowl blacked out I thought Bane was gonna blow up the stadium with a bomb. Martial Law is just around the corner. Time to stop fracking strange pussy and Jakin’ it to online porn. Sorry B.
I hope the Kali Yuga ends after the economic collapse and Martial Law.
frack this devourer of men. The final avatar will defeat Kali. I’m gonna plant a survival garden. I’m gonna buy some survival seeds from Alex Jones. I’m a survivor. I’m gonna make it. Gots to survive. Keep on survivin’.
The flames in hell will be much hotter than the ones on stage B. Hell is your destiny B. Don’t try and tempt me anymore.
At the beginning of the show I thought this was a man and a woman kissing. As I look closer it looks like two men kissing.
At the end it was revealed that the kissing faces both have long hair. I used to like lesbians when I watched Girls Gone Wild. Now I think I’m having second thoughts.
Walter Camp of Skull & Bones invented Football to placate the masses. It’s Bread & Circuses like the Roman Empire. Right now America is all Circus and no bread.
“So long as they (the Proles) continued to work and breed, their other activities were without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they had reverted to a style of life that appeared to be natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern…Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.”
― George Orwell, 1984
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And.. I’m spent.